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Without an ounce of shame, the monkey sneered, "Old Zadra, don't get cocky. At least I can still hang around in hair salons. All you do is cuddle your wife who's already past menopause, barely making ends meet on your miserable wages. You're so stingy that you can't even splurge on anything. All your money goes towards food, shelter, and secretly slipping pocket money to your daughter. I, on the other hand, live a carefree life, switching brides every month."