Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World
In a world where martial artists reign supreme, strength is everything. Unfortunately, that logic doesn't apply to a certain Florida Man. Refined in the nuclear fallout wasteland, Leo was the strongest mutant alive. He carried an alien artifact, allowing him to exchange his lifespan for modern items. After 50,000 years of solitary life in a humanless world, he collected enough lifespan to transmigrate to another habitable world. Leo was later thrown into a mysterious planet. He soon discovered that his body produced radiation, and it mutated the surrounding plants and grasses. Worrying that he might ruin the beautiful planet, he chose to live in seclusion. Unfortunately, the local population soon discovered his existence, and a misunderstanding ensued.
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Chapter 202 – Forklift Certified Florida Man Refused to Have Sex with Celebrity to Warm Up for the Upcoming No-Nut-November.
Not even a hesitation, Ivy fetched the earth fate crystal and offered it to Leo.
"Here it is, Holy One. Please accept our tribute."
"You're exaggerating. Anyway, thanks for the crystal. In exchange, I'll try to… resurrect y'all."
Leo dryly laughed as he almost bit his tongue. It felt weird to say that he would resurrect these walking skeletons when he wasn't even a priest in RPG games.
"Now, go grab the tea in the granary. Drink 'em until you look like this damn tsundere elf." Leo ordered the crowd.
Esen frowned. "What's sun-de-le?"
"A cute waifu material that deserves a lot of love."
"!!!"
Esen's face reddened, and her body stiffened. Smoke came out from her ears. She misheard "Waifu" as "Wife", and she thought that Leo saw her as his future wife.