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Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World

In a world where martial artists reign supreme, strength is everything. Unfortunately, that logic doesn't apply to a certain Florida Man. Refined in the nuclear fallout wasteland, Leo was the strongest mutant alive. He carried an alien artifact, allowing him to exchange his lifespan for modern items. After 50,000 years of solitary life in a humanless world, he collected enough lifespan to transmigrate to another habitable world. Leo was later thrown into a mysterious planet. He soon discovered that his body produced radiation, and it mutated the surrounding plants and grasses. Worrying that he might ruin the beautiful planet, he chose to live in seclusion. Unfortunately, the local population soon discovered his existence, and a misunderstanding ensued.

DamnPlotArmor · Fantasy
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Florida Man Jumps into Nuclear Reactor Pool While Filming New Jackass Knockoff Movie

Chapter 64 – Florida Man Jumps into Nuclear Reactor Pool While Filming New Jackass Knockoff Movie

In the workshop, Leo was frustrated. Because of his radiation, the mushroom grew faster than usual, and they started creeping to his legs, trying to devour him whole.

"Damn mushrooms. You dare to eat your creator? You're just livestock!"

Leo had enough. He stopped playing around and exerted 10% of his strength by gripping the biggest mushroom and pulling it.

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Half of the mushrooms in the building came off in one pull!

Leo didn't stop. His two hands pressed them and molded them like clay mud, turning the mushroom into a giant ball. Despite his attempt, the molded mushrooms extended their branches and released their spores. Little dust got in Leo's nose and mouth. Some of the spores latched onto his face.

"Tsk. I shouldn't have opened the mask to eat you. Anyway, big mistake, dude."