Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World
In a world where martial artists reign supreme, strength is everything. Unfortunately, that logic doesn't apply to a certain Florida Man. Refined in the nuclear fallout wasteland, Leo was the strongest mutant alive. He carried an alien artifact, allowing him to exchange his lifespan for modern items. After 50,000 years of solitary life in a humanless world, he collected enough lifespan to transmigrate to another habitable world. Leo was later thrown into a mysterious planet. He soon discovered that his body produced radiation, and it mutated the surrounding plants and grasses. Worrying that he might ruin the beautiful planet, he chose to live in seclusion. Unfortunately, the local population soon discovered his existence, and a misunderstanding ensued.
Florida Man Calls Cops to Sue Government for Prohibiting the Use of Living Humans as Fertilizer for Personal Gardens
Chapter 279 – Florida Man Calls Cops to Sue Government for Prohibiting the Use of Living Humans as Fertilizer for Personal Gardens
While Meowmeow harvested wives from the crowd, many elf women seemed disinterested in joining the harem. They stared at the portals behind other statue golems.
One of them checked the portal to Orlando, but Lucky barked at her. The girl stumbled and backed away from the doge. The others also respected the guard dogs and kept their distance.
However, the other gate was unprotected. The cow level's portal was so alluring that one of the elves decided to take a peak.
As the portal to the cow level was near the agriculture realm portal, Wei Yuan glanced at the daredevil girl and warned her.
"That place is not your home. Go back to the line."
The elf didn't believe in Wei Yuan. She spat at her feet and vanished into the cow level.
She never returned.