The table adventure III

As Fizzy party was still just sitting on their table, watch what was going around, and do nothing, it was the late arrived MegaMem3 who looked confused and speak up. "Did I suffering from hypothermia, or you just don't give a fook? Why nobody aren't doing anything? Or I am missing too much pages on this story when some groups are on more sophisticated matches within the tournament? When will you bother to initiate me into what's going around and yours battle plan?"

But it was Roxxan who react, schooling him. "Oh don't wine around! You had no idea of what we had been thought. But if you want to complain too much about having cold feet from prolonged sleep, I can help you warm up [to-defrost] with respawn. [stab, stab] I will have no use for you if you are not in your full strength."

Dark princess only turn to him, when Vronica simply forced herself on Mega and hug him to share her body heat with him once again. "A hush!! Both of you!! I will not letting my husband from my grasp, and that's final! Don't speak like I keep him around because he is pretty." And she buried her face into his fur as if he was a hug pillow, or a big plushie.

Because this wolf has confusion all over his face, the demonic priest decided to give another explanation, just for him. "Bro, trust me! We tried to get into the action. But it didn't go well. I even ended up with a hole in my body from the gunshot. What those two redheads want to say is: 'That you are welcome.' Both of them are just in 'tsundere' mode, because they missed you too much, but they refused to say it aloud. On other hand if you respawn now before you do the 'save', you will lose all you resistance point that they was building on you to this point. So keep going, bro."

Furtrap waved his paw to get they attention. "This roundabouts 'wee-chat' shall be easily avoided if you told him that I formed party for an unusual 'gold quest'. The most action things that I got on this adventure was a stroll through a park. But you will not fool me this time Newdori! Just what you planning to do with Mega? What you wanted from him to do in distant future?"

Certain assistant who worked to her tag name, just answered his question. "Well, he shall become a 'Great Hero who will save the country'.

Hearing this, the kitten just went to the wolf and from his bag pull out a heat bag to help Mega to defrost, as some honor act for the 'Great Hero'.

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But Mega was in denial. "That's far beyond my skills and field of operations, what I usually do." Roxxan's quick and somehow sinister answer: 'Not Yet.' make him shiver. But he quickly redirect his attention to his (wife?). "Are you okay Vronica? You sound like you catch a schizophrenia." [mental illness]

The white princess in question hissed. "No! And you shut up already, sis! You just are making things worse! And for no reason! If you will continue like this, they will get this wrong idea that we are crazy." She 'pf'ed and then change tune on softer tone. "About that question… Schizophrenia is when two characters are in conflict over one body, and the dominant personality is switching uncontrollably, or the control over body or input for the body are variating between the two.

On other hand: Multi-personality is when you have more than one personality character and a collectively you can chose withes one is in control, mostly the one who is best suited for a task at hand.

On last one: A symbiosis is when two not just personalities are on same body when one is at that moment in absolute control and the second can sleep or observe. In some cases those personalities are capable of communicate whit each other in mind. For Sirens' who change shape of their shared body, and practically have two variant as one person [in one account], which one is mostly for socialization purpose and other for survival purpose. But this case can be a sing for 'mitose' [splitting of body cells] when the two who was one, will split to individuals, because they needs based on acting as two side of one coin had been fulfilled."

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As she finished her explanation, and the party locked at her, don't showing much emotion-- It was again the entertainer who break the ice. "Nice! It sounded like we tuned on Discovery channel. Zing!"

Of course that was like throwing glove to the face of his best most yelling friend. "Oh, don't be so cocky! None of you! If we just ignore the suspiciously detailed description of Dissociative disorders, then she just fancy pansy explained how 'Alts' in MORPGS works."

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Before they were capable to move further, Savii quick sneak a question. "So where is the singing part?" [singing sirens] It was like she was expecting from princess to turn this into the musical.

Furtrap who previously was taking down any lewd theme before it arrived was again on words-fight alert. "No, no, no! Don't you dare!"

But again, where will one be without his friends who will so gladly mention possible shameless example, as certain priest does it without any hesitation. "Oh don't worry she's another type of singer, and she gooood at it." And for moment he was glad that there is furry hug pillow between him and woman/s part of his side of table. He nearly grinned as Mega and Vronica had been with potato red faces.

On top of that, someone can nearly say, that as Vronica was hugging Mega, he saw the illusion of Roxxan to stand up from that seat. Forget the line 'It was a feeling.' phenomenon. Because it was nearly a physical act, that Roxxan was imaginary departing from this table, like a lady. Without looking back, she was waving her hand in 'Fook this! Bye!' gesture, as she was leaving her sister and others behind. It was surreal because the actual body was still beside the wolf.

But the staying white princess puffed her check and gathered her result to her last statement: "I won't explain anything more because it's too much hassle."

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Savii giving it a though, tilted her head to side. "A different singer you said? Hmmm. Some of the customer called me a singer. They even asked me for song. But, they got disappointed before I actually started singing. So why?… Do I remind them of a celebrity?" She tried to search for clues on the internet. But in a few second she Face-Palm herself.

Newdori make a small smile as he was seeing that the heat on table was raising enough to fully defrosting the ices. "Finally, at last we are on the same page of this story. And thus we still dint move anywhere. What is this?! Never ending story?!"

But it started to be clear that fine conversation on this table is already beyond salvation point, and because of that Fizzi get a creative. "Wait! If someone don't use paper book to flip the pages of the story, but instead uses web that will display the entire story on a single screen, and will be scrolling through it, then he will be always on the same page. I am right?"

No one was sure if it was a joke. From the entire group only Mega tried to open mount to give him the proper answer to this. But, his wife whisper to him something like a threat to stay silent.

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Additionally Savii, got covered by sweat. She felt the pressure to answer this question because it was still part of her personality, but she was trying her all to resist. Even if she doesn't want to, she was forced to react. "Master,-- answering that question,-- is bellow my dignity levels."

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Furtrap realized that his pun dint worked at all as the rest of his friends just refused to react. Maybe for that he redirected his attention to the kitten as he decided to be even sillier for the little one. "What a mysterious day? …. Do you like it little buddy? Do you like this mystery?"

The calico crumb clapped happily with his paws as someone who expecting a gift when already glimpsed the corner of box, wrapped in shiny cover paper, being hold behind the adult back.

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The bigger withe one, seeing this display of joy got a soft smile on his face as he start rhyming like poet reciting a poem.

"That right, buddy!

Embrace the warmth of the sun, returning on the sky.

A new morning dew, promising new venture.

Like the mysterious mist on the day full of mystery,

As the birds sing the songs of romance,

It is on the little Misty, to solve this Mystery of mysteries."

There was a small glimpse on which the little one hook up his expectations. It was almost as he like that poem too much.

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Furtrap get hooked on it too and start his one member theater for a single audience. As if he was some kind of movie prophet and before him stand up a new hero who raised up to grab his legendary weapon from the old weapon smith. "You like that pun, buddy? About little Misty, from a mystery? Do you want to be like a Misty, the mysterious one? To be part of his story? Then so be it: it's Misty time!…"

It was sudden as lighting strike from the clear sky who interrupted a peaceful lazy day. But instead of vicious SFX [sound effect] attack from above,... through the restaurant echoed a (game, quest or combat) victory jingle,... and holly light shined down on that table of adventures as another sign that they manage to achieve a victory. The whole effect was accompanied by celebration confetti's falling down on them.

This triggered the reaction on the little kitten. It began its for long awaited transformation with neat evolution sound effect. The transformation went with this mystery theme, when this calico changed his fur from withe-golden-brow-black color pattern to full black. And that black fur was so shiny, that under good angle of light, it's seemed to be blue or bluish. On his forehead was this withe spot that not so accidentally resembled a mark of raising moon. No it was a Waxing Crescent Moon, or a quarter of a moon. Finally, the blank bar showed up above his head and blinked on to demand attention. Then shined as letters of the kitten name has appearing on it, one after another. Until there stays: 'Misty', and the kitten made a photo catching pose that can say: 'Mystery is in mi name'.

The rests of the party gives a Fizzi a long, deep 'Are you serious?' stare, as the withe furry tried to hide the fact: that he forgot for what they are there in first place. But only Newdori stated that this is an excellent name for Fizzi child as it honest the trap tradition to its fullest. And as they was just waiting there they received a system message.

[*Attention: A threshold has been made.*]

Actually it was not just one message, and the rest just keep pooping out.

[*The party was successfully finished a golden quest: "Find a name."]

At this the now black kitten started dancing 'his victory dance', and the rest of the table just observe.

[*Party obtained a title: "Sitting adventures."*]

[*A grace was bestowed on the Party.*]

[*Through the party efforts, the fame of Whiskateers was raised.*]

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There was another victory jingle, when Savii finished writing down her 'good deeds'. Another holly light enlightens only her from above and she wet her eyes with tears as she was emitted aura that she will praise the lord and savior for this blessing she get.

[*Savii successfully finished her detention quest.*]

But to contrary to this idea a system message echoed to her.

[*Savii, your trial on pond of wisdom personality upgrade, was expired.*]

There was this sound of some powerful machine decreasing its power output in order to cease/ stop working. It's getting slower/ weaker, from second to second, until it make this stop sound and the entire thing went silent.

[*Savii was down-evolved from Vocaloid (Savii 2.0) to Animatron (Savii 1.0 plus). Downloaded modules are kept.*]

As heart breaking is shall seem to be, the now a certainly lees lively maid, only tilled her head to side. "Oh my… the price for freedom… is always, too high…"

[*Savii's life sentence ended, contacting her supervisor is advised.*]

With this in mind, the waitress raised herself from her place as if her working hours have ended. "It's seems, that I must go… to state my deep complains…" With these words, she went after her boss, to be relived from her duty. But, when she step up in that red square in front of bar, and have short conversation with Meliodas... Soon a sound of catapult releasing his shot echoed in the maid restaurant.

And everyone who was present at that moment, was able to see certain Robo-Neko-maid, as she flew through the air toward the window above main entrance, while screaming in panic.

The window opened… she flew trough… there was a sound of a collision, like when somebody hit a group of empty cans… some backyard cat screamed on protest... then there was this echo of raised commotion.

[*Savii has left the 'Schmucks fun place', being thrown out from a guild/ gild.*]

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The scene was so out of the world that only the Furtrap dared to speak up. But not just that he put a pun on place. "Oh I see. It's a cats-flights [catwalk] season. Zing!!"

The black kitten finished his victory dance and vent to shake hands/paws with everyone present on this table. While smiling from ear to ear, he was enthusiastic showing his gratitude to all members of this party. It was like he was some official who making congratulations to heroes. After he finished that, it went to the edge of the table as if he was ready to immediately jump down and leave this place, to run home to show its name. But he stopped at the end, turned around towards them, and bowed honorably to them, as another 'thank you' to everyone. Then with cool move he pickup on nose a coal black sun eyeglasses and raise the same 'Men in black' wand as the special service Loli agent had.

And before the group managed to react to this move, the kitten pressed the button and they were hit by bright white light…

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[Mission objective completed: The semi epic side quest was ended. Thank you for participation.]