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Filthy Gamer in Narutoverse

Tired of one bad choice in the personalization of his trait, Kaye, now Kai, logically planned his suicide for a better chance of reincarnation to get rid of the curse that his trait had almost become. Now, Kai is in a world where people breathe fire and fart thunder! *** Warning: I'm still playing with the idea of a female and submissive Orochimaru and if you don't think fem Orochi is a waifu with a long tongue and a quirk of swallowing things then... welp. The harem and r18 stuff will happen later because I generally write them after developing a few things but the work is at a fast pace in the terms of mc's strength and growth. Slight AU. *** I do not own the cover pic, credits to the creator. If you want me to take it down, I will.

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237 Chs

Makers of Mess (2)

"There you go!" Kai eases Tsunade onto her mattress as she lets out a satisfied hum. The moment her back hits the bed, her eyes snap open and her hands snatch Kai's wrists simultaneously before turning over and pinning him down on her bed. His words are most understandably cut short by her voluminous chest pressing over his face as he hears her slur in a more than drunken daze, "You don't make a mess in my home and walk away without punishment. I remember teaching you better than this."

Straddling down on her 'student', Tsunade presses her crotch onto his rapidly bulging shaft while biting her lower lip. Somarasa ALWAYS did get herself getting friskier than usual. The sensation of her clothes being stuck to her sweat-drenched body and the constant urge to expose herself to him made it even harder to have any sense of control. Her cyan pajamas already had sweat stains in various spots but the fabric between her supple thighs now turned wet for a different region.

Feeling his hands trying to jerk forward, Tsunade frowns and then eventually pouts, "Can't you stop training? I know controlling wood clones is hard. I can barely multitask three of them at once."

Providing more than enough incentive that should come with this timely rest, Tsunade presses her breasts further into his face and coos hotly, "But if you want to distract yourself as I have my morning milk, I understand completely."

Her hands slowly let go of his frozen wrists and her fingers graze down through his muscular arms and settle on his rounded shoulders. Her smile widens a bit and she slurs, "You might need an excuse for not being able to hold out well against me, no?"

Kai rolls his eyes but his senses are more than saturated with Tsunade's scent and warm touch as his muffled grunt huffs against her damp cleavage, "I AM taught better. Instead of persuading me with words, my girlfriend, Tsunade, would use her actions instead. But that's just Tsunade, sensei. If you want to cheat out, I understand completely."

Equally aroused by having the title of 'Girlfriend' and annoyed at how he just manages to praise and insult her at once, Tsunade scoffs and begins to gently pump her hips back and forth, slowly spreading and grinding her nubile lower mounds against his completely pressed but girthy and erect cock. Not wearing her panties under her pajamas, Tsunade feels her fleshy entrance naturally spread open over his demanding dick.

With his wrists no longer clasped by Tsunade, Kai is quick to squeeze her breasts against his face. His fingers dig into her flesh under the fabric somewhat and enjoy the malleability offered by the famed Senju Princess.

Her soft gasps fill her room soon after as she mutters, "You DID get me drunk to do this, didn't you? Admit it~!"

Her hands began stroking his chest by now and slowly felt persuaded to explore south.

Scoffing, Kai finally pulls one of Tsunade's poking nipples into his mouth through her clothes as she whimpers out loud and falls weakly onto him. Her butt cheeks begin to quiver with need and her lower lips throb with need. A need she wants satiated and itched but she simultaneously feels apprehension when thinking of crossing that line.

But Kai really did not give Tsunade all that time to think. He came here for beef for his ramen and now has to milk through a cow for his right to hunger– life is funny that way.

"Hnngh~!" Tsunade tosses her head down slightly and lets out a sweet mewl as he squeezes down on her breasts with her right one getting sucked through her PJs as his tongue left her wanting this action betwixt her thighs.

BUT!

How can she keep her face— as drunken and flushed as it might be— if she doesn't fully extract all of her man's attention and stop him from training WHILE he attempts to milk her?

Trying to fight the sweet intoxication brought by Somarasa and the illicit flames burning through her veins, Tsunade quickly pulls herself aside and lies beside Kai. Still leaning over him, however, while lying on her left side, Tsunade blows into his ear with an irresistible passion as her slim fingers finally get a chance to graze the flat of his crotch and then the base of this fat cock that strains against the confines of his trousers.

Finally meeting each other's gazes, Kai and Tsunade let their desires fully take control of them and their lips connect— tongues matched!

At this moment, Kai also disperses one of his five wood clones and instantly feels more comfortable. It shows in his eager tongue as his hand snakes coils around Tsunade's waist and plants itself firmly on her smackable ass. He takes not a second longer to give her ass a tight squeeze while her hand slips into his trousers and lets her fingers wrap around his hot and veiny cock. The throbbing sensation makes Tsunade feel even more parched than she already is. Her hands willfully press down on her rebellious student's equally rebellious little jonin while the circular violet mark on her forehead suddenly inverts and turns into a hollow ring as violet marks spread over her body in a few short minutes.

With the [Strength of Adamantine Sage] Seal having the ability to store Senjutsu Chakra, Tsunade could enter Sage Mode at any moment as long as she has that balanced chakra.

As she does this, a subtle sweetness fills Kai's mouth aside from the sensational taste of somarasa in Tsunade's mouth. Her saliva turns thicker and the scent of her perspiration shifts. In fact, she begins to 'sweat' heavily, too.

These changes instantly stun Kai as he pulls back and looks at Tsunade with an inquisitive look. Not giving him any time to ponder on these changes, however, Tsunade's somewhat slimier hand now grips his cock and slips past his shaft without so much a hint of friction.

Whatever THIS is... the liquid, it works as an aphrodisiac seeping through his skin as she presses her palm upon the tip of his cock and then strokes his cock back. This time, the grip is tighter and the slime doesn't work to just make her hand glide across his shaft. Letting out a soft groan as her fingers really do seem to hold some magic, Kai simply leans back once more, much to Tsunade's pleasure.

"Just enjoy~!" She coos as if forgetting how her reasoning to pin him down is to punish him for barging into her manor. Really... she is just encouraging him to be more of a menace at this point with these 'punishments.'

Saying this, Tsunade pushes herself onto the right side of Kai with her left shoulder on his chest, right hand still gliding over his cock, and giving him arguably the best handjob. Her lips soon pepper down from his ear to the base of his jaw, and her breath, too, lost the scent of somarasa and gained a sweeter, intoxicating scent. With every pump, Tsunade manages to bring Kai closer to the eventual release as she snickers almost every time his breathing quickens the moment her hand presses itself on the base of his cock and cups his balls with a similar passion.

His lips part for a moment before Tsunade leans forward and doubles down with a kiss. For a moment, Kai catches a hint of creamy bluish tint over the tip of her tongue as she voraciously violates the sanctity of his mouth.

But...

All things considered...

'I might get addicted to this...' Kai realizes how this might be the first time he'd been 'pampered' in such a manner. Even his time with Tsunade and her clone back then could not compare to THIS. As if noticing something, Tsunade doesn't stroke down on his cock once she reaches the tip and instead tugs on the waistband of his trousers and pulls them down.

The very next second, she grabs around his tip firmly as he grunts into her lips. His balls scrunch ever so slightly, his toes curl in on themselves, and his thighs quiver shortly after. Tsunade's eyes narrow down with a sense of sadistic pleasure as she matches her gaze with his pointed one as she lets him shoot thick jets, nay, ropes of cum onto her hand as they would then spill back on his cock.

Kai's breathing is the slightest bit roughed up as he loses a few more wooden clones to the devil-spawn emerging from the line of the creator of Mokuton himself.

Not minding the mess even one bit, Tsunade slowly sits up. Her PJ is already disheveled with a button or two popped off, revealing her scrumptious cleavage, which, similar to the tip of her tongue, has a bluish tint and this tint grows more mesmerizing as one looks deeper into her warm, motherly valley.

"It's poison," Tsunade whispers as she brings her cum-laced hand close to her lips and licks the tip of the index finger. As if pleased with the morning treat, she continues, "My progress in Mokuton and other research with Orochi is slow because I'm trying to create a corrosive jutsu like Katsuyu in my Sage Mode. Of course... I HAD to innovate some fun stuff to match your somarasa. So? Still think I cannot teach you new things?"

Kai stares at Tsunade wordlessly.

Honestly, he is impressed. This is the first time he's seen a woman licking his cum off their hand while looking gravely dominant. He's not particularly into being dominated but fresh experiences like this are always a refreshing surprise... and...

"I want to learn that, definitely," Kai agrees and nods his head, causing Tsunade to chuckle softly.

"Well, too bad," She shrugs as she leans forward towards his crotch. Her lips easily gobble down his cock eagerly and clean him off in a few practiced blows before pulling up and licking off the white stain on the corner of her lips, "I'm not your Sensei anymore, am I?"

Kai looks at her for a moment before he grins, "I can live with that... partner."

"Hmm," Tsunade smirks, too, before she rolls her eyes, "But really, I'm not going to just teach you this for no good reason. At least, not until I fully develop this Jutsu on my own. And the next time you come into my kitchen while being in control of the wooden clones," she grips his sloppy cock tighter, "You'll actually need to innovate on Mokuton to... let's say, make up for some harder deficiency."

Kai's lips twitch and he explains, "We really were here for the ramen..."

"Then use the power of the key that you have for the entrance of my manor instead of teleporting into my kitchen. You're not a burglar but my..." Clearing her throat, Tsunade doesn't dwell on the issue and scoffs in annoyance when she sees Kai smirking, "Forget it. Tell me... do you still have some wood clones training?"

"I have two left..." Kai admits before snickering, "But they can't train, too. It was THAT good..."

With a victorious smile, Tsunade lies back on the bed once more as she pulls the blanket over herself, and yawns, "Hmm, good then. You can cook your ramen, or make Nagato cook for you. The boy has talent in cooking."

"Wait, you're not going to brush your teeth?" Kai puckers his lips.

"I said, fuck off," Tsunade scoffs and turns around to sleep in peace.

Kai just shrugs and keeps a note of never kissing Tsunade right off the bat, first thing in the morning. Just a regular man's regular caution and aversion to cockier things in life.

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Alternate Title: Ma'am, Just Here for the Ramen

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A/N: Actually, a reader from Qq suggested 'slime-like' properties for Tsunade's sage mode and this chap's lemon happens to be a beta test for it. I'm somewhat happy with what it can turn into and create a somewhat significant skill set for Tsunade aside from her super strength and Mokuton.

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