Fate X Affair

Shirou was mortified. Not only he somehow transported into a female body, he also been screwed thoroughly on his new body's newlyweds night. His now so called husband already gone and leave him in the bed alone, goes who know where, probably doing his works. Shirou's brain still can't catch up to his recent mishap, loudly cursing The Kaleidoscope for his unfortunate end.

A Shirou Emiya without a Sword down below and with uncaring but wild husband in their newlyweds life , was like the badest prank he ever receive since the Magical girl's incidents.

He bet that the Dead Apostle's probably cackling madly while taking some videos to blackmailing him, and he could feel Rin's glee along with the oldman.

Shirou can only rolling up in the blanket, waiting his sore body to feel a little rejuvenated. That Beast thoroughly eat him up like there is no tomorrow with desperation, and hunger. And he can't help but to glare at his new body that easily excited and very sensitive, quickly destroying any pride he have as a man, straight from the first time.

From the memories of this body original owner's, Shirou know that his new husband was called Lee Ha-jin. A bespectacle handsome man who is stoic as hell and very very prickly though have a very well endowed body, Shirou's doubting his husband's work as an ordinary 'company chief' with such a fit muscles, scars, and calluses. And This female body of his was owned by a girl called Hong Si-Yeon. A black haired, wide innocent blue eyes, big breasted, narrow hips, and plumps buttocks girl. That lucky bastard.

Even Rin, Sakura, or Saber do not have this body measurement, thought he never really care about it since in the end. The love of the girls have for him compensated for their young teenage body, except saber who is fine as she is. The one who probably could hold a candle to his new body was rider.

He sighed in exasperation. His E-Rank luck truly brought him through a wringer every damn time. But It's lucky that from his (si-yeon) memories, that Ha-jin was a workaholic to the bones, so he can rest assured that the man probably won't even come home before midnight, and hopefully won't touch him in that humiliating way again. Who know such a quiet and stoic man was a beast in human body.

Shrudder.

How the original body's owner even agreed to marry the suspicious and slimy man was beyond his understanding. He doubt Si – Yeon was that Empty headed as what Ha-Jin continuously remind the girl. From the girl's memories, Shirou can see that the girl was an innocent girl, just with a very lusty and needy body. Or probably the girl's lewd side can look through the unsatiable beast behind the young husband polite mask, and uncounciously want to sink her little claws to the man.

After he feel a little bit better, The now young adult woman take a calming shower while trying to forget the things happened. Shirou trying to remind himself that he was now a girl, to maintain his sanity at a time, and act like everythings fine.

At least he have more time to think and planning his / her divorce soon.

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Ha-Jin POV

it's been few weeks.

He punched the nearby wall.

He nearly lost it again.

Even if he vow to never get affected by a woman's advance ever again, That wall he create was breaking down surely. And he was too late now, that Si-Yeon already sneaking her way to his mind and poison'ed it to the point of no return. He can't even hurt the black haired child-woman without feeling like an absolute shit afterwards.

The way that upturned eyes glare at him and demand him to show her more, and to 'fight' her without holding back. The way her plump lips, taste so sweet and soft. And her honest cheery laugh as she held him in her arms, was nothing like the way 'That women' has done to him.

Si-yeon was weak, but she is unwavering.

She is empty minded, but she is free.

She is kind, as much as she is fierce.

She isn't deceitful, she isn't selfish.

She is too good for a sinner like him.

Whenever he come home, and found si-yeon cooking that wonderful dinner for him in unholy hour. With ever soft and energetic smile accompanying it,and patiently waiting him. Giving him heavenly massages, make him slumber into dreamless sleep, away from his usually ever present nightmares.

The sight of her flincing away, and avoiding him, actually was more hurtful than what he thought it could be. Still, his wife somehow kind enough to still worried about him even after that fucked up first night.

A sigh escaping his mouth again. His mind has gone back to si-yeon again.

He couldn't afford to make mistakes now.

Or ever.

He doubt he could leaving his jobs alive alone, and now with si-yeon also in his mind, keeping him and his 'wife' alive gonna be troublesome as hell.

Truly a marital relationship was tougher than whoever have tell to him.

He really do need a trick so he can show Si-Yeon who is the boss in their relationship.

If his works doesn't come to make him kicked the bucket first, then Si-Yeon definitely gonna get him killed someday.

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He doesn't even know how BS Si –Yeon / Shirou's power is.

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(alternative titles : First time, Shirou's screw up, Ha-jin head over heels for shirou/Si-Yeon's housewifey charms)