Chapter 51

It a bright sunny day in Fuyuki City. In a certain house a large group a women are sitting around, some watching tv, some at the table.

'Click' 'Slide'

"Wheeeeeeeeeere Hooooooommmmmme"

Shouting as she enters the room. Irisviel screams announcing their return. looking around the room, she sees a group of familiar people along with some new faces.

Looking at Arcueid, Altrouge, Satsuki, Ikaros, Nymph and Astraea, Irisviel looks with confusion and ask.

"Who are you"

"Who are who"

As Kiritsugu walks into the room, he hears Ilyasviel speak and then follows up. Looking around the room, he sees the six new faces.

"Who are you. Wait. SHIT"

Looking at the new faces, his attention is first drawn to the angle's, because, angle's. Before looking towards the Apostle's. Immediately recognising them for what they are his instincts flare up as he get ready to fight.

Pulling out his signature Thompson Contender loaded with origin rounds from, somewhere, before aiming at the vampire's.

"Detecting hostile intent, deploying Aegis"

Sensing the hostility, Ikaros immediately deploys her Aegis shield, in preparation for the potential conflict.

"PAPA WAIT. DON'T SHOOT"

Seeing the situation, Illya immediately jumps in the middle of the situation, Trying to settle the situation. Seeing Ilya, Kiritsugu lowers the Thompson Contender.

"Ilya, get out of the way. Those three are Apostle's. You have no idea what they are capable of"

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH, ooooooohhhhhhhh (PUT THAT DOWN, they are no more dangerous then me)"

"I still can't understand you Tiamat"

At that Sakura speaks up on behalf of Tiamat.

"She said, and I quote, put that down, they are no more dangerous then me"

Going over Sakura's (Tiamat's) words, Kiritsugu reluctantly agrees, putting away the Thompson Contender. Looking at the vampire's he asks a question.

"Who are you three and why are you here. Also, where the hell is Nicholas"

Hearing the questions, Arcueid decides it her time to speak.

"To answer your first question. we're Nicholas' friends, I'm Arcueid, this is Altrouge, and that is Satsuki. As for Nic"

"Wait a second. Did I just hear that right. Did you just say your Arcueid. As in Arcueid Brunestud. And she's Altrouge, As in Altrouge Brunestud. The True Ancestor's of the dead Apostle's. I have never heard of her but I can guess she's just as terrifying"

"That is correct"

"Okay. And we're Nicholas"

"Right, as I was saying. last night Nicholas just up and said. "What a wonderful moonlit night. I'm going for a walk" And left. he's been out all night"

"I'm sorry what. A walk. You know what, I don't care. I need a drink"

"Kiritsugu, no alcohol in the morning"

"Come on Iri"

"No"

Now you may be curious how I know what happening here. The answer is, I arrived just as Irisviel and Kiritsugu returned. I used an illusion to hide myself and watch the show.

Looking around the room, I can tell the entertainment is over. Time to reveal myself.

"Welcome back, and thanks for the entertainment"

Saying my piece I appear sitting at the table right next to Satsuki. Needless to say their reaction was hilarious.

"""""""Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh"""""""

"Hahahahahahahahaha. priceless"

"What the hell Nicholas"

"Calm down Satsuki, It was a joke"

"You almost gave me a heart attack. How long were you there"

"First, You can't have heart attacks. Second, since the beginning"

"Nicholas"

"Yes dad"

"Do you have my package's"

"Yep, there in your room"

"Good, now, explain"

Saying that he points towards the angels and vampire's, in the room.

"Well. For the vampires, you know those packages you sent me to get"

"Yes"

"I met them during that. Then they followed me home"

"Really"

"Really"

"And the angels"

"They come from another world. A friend of mine needed help in another world. I brought them home as souvenirs"

"Nicholas, don't talk about people like that, especially angels"

"To be clear their Angeloid's. Angel, android hybrids. But I get what your saying"

The room shortly falls into silence. Looking around, I see everyone looking behind me, they all want to ask, but no one want to ask. Untill Kiritsugu bites the bullet.

"Nicholas. What that"

Pointing behind me, I reply.

"You mean that"

"Yes"

"Oh, well that a dragon leg. I figured we could cook it for dinner. Maybe recreate Siegfried's legend"

"Okay. Where did you get a dragon leg"

"Reverse side, where else"

"Okay, how and why"

"The how is easy. My magic, inverts reality with illusions. The reality being this world, and from human perspective the reverse side is an illusion, so I can easily travel between the two"

"Your kidding right"

"Nope. Now, as for the why, I felt like it"

"Your kidding right"

"Nope"

"Your kidding right"

"Nope"

"Your kidd"

"Kiri, your starting to sold like a broken record"

Irisviel decides to step in to prevent Kiritsugu going on a denial loop.

"Why did you fight a dragon"

"I didn't"

"Then why do you have a dragon leg"

"Well, I was minding my own business, just walking around, them all of a sudden this dragon schmuck lands in front of me. He's all "Human how dare you enter my territory. For this crime I sentence you to death" Then I'm like, "Fuck you, I'll do what I want" he took offense to that, because he opened fire on me, literally, bright blue flames. But you know how that song and dance goes. And I beat I'm in the dirt, took his leg and stole his treasure"

After my explanation, everyone in the room looked at me with a deadpan face. Kiritsugu is the first to speak.

"So let me get this straight. You went for a moonlit walk through the reverse side"

"Yep"

"Entered a dragon's territory ad then proceeded to beat the crap out of it"

"Brutally, yes"

"And stole its leg"

"Yes"

"No more walks for you"

"Not fair"

"Totally agree with you Nicholas, that was a good walk, I saw no problem's. By the way, I'm here to keep my end of the bargen. Also hello, can I join you in eating the Dragon"

All of us hearing a new voice look towards the source, only to see a slime.

"Axle"

"Sup"