19 Chapter 18
Intercom (Could all passenger for flight B378 for London please head to boarding at section 12)
"Looks like our plane is boarding now, let's go"
Hearing our plane is boarding we all head for the platform to board the plane. Waiting in line with our passports I created with my magic, mainly for Sakura, Irisviel and Ilya.
After getting through boarding we board the plane, as decided, Kiritsugu and Irisviel will sit in the two seat window seats while we sit in the centre row with me between Sakura and Ilya, with both of them latching on to my arms. The two of them seem to have become very aggressive and refuse to lose to each other, In my last life I was unable to get a girlfriend and yet somehow here I have two without even realising it. Oh God have I become a dense anime protagonist, so long as I don't accidentally seduce any more girls I should be fine. That was a flag wasn't it, shit.
Unfortunately flights don't yet come with tv so our only entertainment for the flight would be books or sleeping. Sakura and Ilya seem to be plenty entertained by grabbing my arms and drawing little circles on my body with their fingers.
After several hours of reading and suffering from constant tickle attacks from the girls we finally land in London, it is time, lords and noble family's prepare to suffer, hahahahaha.
I can see it now, the more prideful they are the worse they'll suffer.
Walking through the streets of London we make our way to the mages association, on the way I see a music store, stopping I head inside, noticing my actions everyone follows.
"Hi how can I help you today"
Noticing me quickly the clerk calls out.
"Hi I would like to buy a tape player, a speaker and a few tapes with the most annoying music available. I want to annoy some people, these people are basically nobles, having more pride and ego that anyone of them is entitled to, so the kind of music that is 'beneath them', the more infuriating the better"
Hearing my order he looks to Kiritsugu who just nods to him. Acknowledging the order he gets the player and speaker before choosing the tapes. Looking at his choices I grin, Heavy rock, Metal and even Screamo, perfect.
Leaving the store with my purchases in hand we head for the clock tower, the head on the mages association.
After a few minutes of travel, we arrive, looking at the ancient building we head inside. After traveling through the entrance we officially enter the mages association. Walking through the corridors we all marvel at the sights, except for Kiritsugu who seems used to it all.
As we pass through the halls me pass many magus, the moment they lay their eyes on Kiritsugu they all show three main expressions, anger, disgust and finally fear. They all may hate him, dispose him however they all definitely fear him, while walking through the clock tower, exploring all the different sights and the environment, we come across a court yard full of people, a lot of whom were looking towards us with the expected reactions. surprisingly someone calls out to Kiritsugu.
"Well, well, well if it isn't the man himself Kiritsugu Emiya, what bring you here, last I heard you were doing some job for the Einzbern family. Who are the people you brought with you"
"Kairi Sisigou, long time no see, what brings you here. As for your question, this is my wife Irisviel, our daughter Ilyasviel, my adopted son Nicholas and his friend Sakura"
"Holy shit wife, kids. Wait isn't she a homunculus, what, couldn't find a woman to love you so you made yourself one and even had a daughter with her, not only that you adopted a kid, and brought his little girlfriend with you. Seriously man I don't know if your confident, arrogant or just plane stupid to bring your family here given how many of the people here what you dead, I wouldn't be surprised if they took them hostage just to make you suffer"
Hearing his words multiple people in the ground look at us with malicious intent, idiots.
"To answer your other question, I'm here for a job. My adopted daughter is in a critical condition the only thing keeps her alive isn't exactly cheap so"
"I understand"
Hearing that I pipe in on the conversation.
"What's wrong with her"
"What"
"I said what's wrong with her, maybe I can help, I don't mean to brag but my magic skills are pretty impressive, I can guarantee I'm better then everyone here"
Hearing my words I can feel everyone's eyes on me, the hatred and bloodlust is almost tangible.
"Those are dangerous words kid. Kiritsugu you better discipline this kid or else he will get himself killed"
hearing him Kiritsugu shrugs him off.
"No need to worry, while his words sound arrogant they weren't, he was just saying the facts. Even if evey mage here were to attack him together they would all lose no question asked"
"How can you have so much confidence in the kid, Jesus man he's not even ten years old"
"Simple, he may be eight, he may be adopted,he may be a first generation mage, but that doesn't change what he is"
"And what's that"
"Sorcerer"
"What. WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY"
"I said he's a sorcerer, he wields the sixth magic Illusionary reality. Using that even if all these mages here worked together they wouldn't even be able to scratch him. like I said, he's serious"
Kiritsugu's words were like a bomb to everyone here, it didn't matter who they were they were dumbstruck trying to comprehend what they just heard. After the initial grave period the expected reactions occured.
"Shut up you heretic, do you thing true magic is something a child is worthy of"
"how dare you"
"Die"
"Do you take us for fools"
"Are we a joke to you, my noble family has spent centuries working towards the root and you expect me to believe a child has done it"
"Call the enforcers"
immediately everyone in the area starts screaming, some venting others denouncing and there calling for us to be burnes at the stake. Getting did up with thin I make my move.
"SHUT UP"
Activating my magic I turn everyone in the courtyard screaming at us into the opposite gender.
"WHAT HAPPENED TO ME"
"MY BREASTS WHAT HAPPENS TO MY BREASTS"
"WHERE THE HELL DID MY DICK GO AND WHY DO I HAVE BOOBS"
Looking at the course of mages freaking out about their new anatomy, I create a sofa for us to sit down on, Kairi still coming to terms with what just happened sits down with us looking at the scene.
" You, you weren't kidding"
"Nope"
"Will they ever turn back"
He asks while looking at me as we're stare at the crowd of people trying to turn them selves back to normal and failing.
"Nope, its permanent, it wouldn't be true magic of it could be reversed so easily, everything down to their core has swapped gender, there's no turning back. Unless I turn them back of course"
"Damn, so kid is that offer to help my daughter still valid"
"Yep we can go later"
"Cool, thanks"
"No problem, now let's cause some mages some misery"
Grinning I take out my newly bought for tape player, speaker and tapes, setting them up with a bit of magic also making sure the music will penetrate the entire association regardless of soundproofing or bounded fields, I press play.
