New Fuyuki

"And why should Super Kami Guru agree?" An incredibly fat namekian asked as he sat in his giant chair.

Hessian had finished his research on quirks so he decided it was time to leave. Before his departure, he had said his farewells to Ragdoll. Ultimately Hessian felt he wasn't ready for any kind of commitment, so he properly explained himself before leaving.

"Hmm, how about a flat screen T.V?" the young magician offered

"Mmm, already got it with the dragon balls" an incredible waste of dragon balls in many of the namekian's opinion

"Interdimensional cable?"

Super Kami Guru raised a non-existent brow

"Super Kami Guru is listening." he urged him to continue

Before heading towards the world with his new home from Zelretch. Hessian remembered he wanted to learn how to unlock a person's potential. He was absolutely sure it was a form of magic in DBZ, so he was of course curious. But he wasn't sure if regular Guru would teach him, so he went to the TFS abridged version to bribe him.

"Literally unlimited channels" was all the words needed to get him to agree.

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Stepping out of the portal Hessian took a moment to look around. The area looks to be a neighborhood of sorts along with a playground near him. The young magician immediately felt a sense of familiarity with his surroundings but is unsure.

"Onyx, where am I?" he asks as he kept trying to figure out his location.

[Judging from GPS data, we are in Fuyuki.] Onyx informed as he could connect to the internet

"Now that you mention it, that looks like the Mion river."he noted as he checked with his other senses

Fuyuki was basically 2 towns separated by the river Mion. Although Hessian didn't get out much, he had visited the river in his own dimension when he went for a walk.

"Well, mind guiding me to where I'm supposed to go?" he asked his belt

[Ofcourse Master Hessian]

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As Hessian casually strolled to his new home with the directions from Onyx. He couldn't help but take a moment to think of how long it's been since he had just sat back and chilled. In the past before becoming a magus, he would just stay at home for weeks on end gaming and browsing the web. Recently he had been busy with researching interesting things he's come across, along with practicing his own form of magecraft. He decided that he would take some time to himself once he got settled in.

"Hmm?" Hessian stopped to look at something he didn't expect to see.

A tanned Illya in counter guardian EMIYA's attire running across the phone lines.

"Guess I'm in Prisma Illya" he noted as he couldn't help but become intrigued

Chloe Von Einzbern. If he remembered correctly, was a vessel of the holy grail and sealed personality of the original Illya that broke off by harnessing the power of the class card. However due to that, her body is unstable forcing her to look for sources of mana to keep her existence from fading.

"Wait, but how was she capable of creating a body from the class card? Perhaps using the archer class itself as a container? She still has her original personality but is it really hers if Einzbern homonculi were originally created with the Justeaze model as a base?" Hessian mumbled to himself

[Master Hessian, you are doing the thing again] Onyx tried to say but Hessian was already in a trance as his mumbling continued.

As Hessian continued proposing question after question. Deep within his mind, a feeling of euphoria erupted. The young magus couldn't help it, the sheer existence of the loli counter guardian made him feel the thing that many magi feel in their lives. The heat from the brainstorming activity made him feel alive as he could no longer take it. Moments later Hessian disappeared towards where he had seen the tanned loli.

Hessian's face was incredibly serious and any magi with experience under their belt could understand what he was going through. Indeed, it is a raging desire to find the answer to all his questions which would be answered through strenuous hours of dissection of the subject.

Hessian has what is dubbed as a 'DISSECTION BONER'

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Illya Von Einzbern, atleast she claims to be. Had been trapped within a body for years, unable to interact with the outside world because her parents had to seal her. She felt wronged, all the sadness, hatred, confusion and other emotions that stirred inside of her and the one to vent all her grief to was a girl who took her name. Her bitterness towards her parents was enough to make her feel empty, her hatred at the idea that she was just a second hand clone to the original Illya drove her to murderous thoughts towards the 'normal' girl.

She was on her way to eliminate her counterpart and take back her name. She had all the memories her counterpart has, so she knew her schedule. Suddenly she felt a chill run up her spine, like a beast was stalking her. She swiveled her pink head and nearly fell off the phone pole out of fright when she saw someone running at her with an expression of insanity on his face. Her fight or flight response made itself aware as she turned to the opposite direction and ran as fast as her servant body could carry her.

Normal people and magi included couldn't hope to catch up to a servant's speed.

"DON'T RUN! I JUST WANT TO GET INSIDE OF YOU!!" to her horror she turned her head around and found the man still speeding towards her at astonishing speeds. Of course anyone would be frightened to be chased by a guy with super speed.

"KYAAAAAHHH" her response to that was to scream at the top of her lungs and continue escaping from the possible super pedo.

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"HAAH... haaaa, I finally caught you." Hessian said tiredly as he had finally caught up to the loli demi-servant

Hessian's current appearance was miserable. During the chase, he had been forced to dodge hundreds of swords and arrows. Once the chase lead to the forest, it got even worst. The girl had used the terrain to her advantage to elude him and set traps. At one point she even fired a Caladbolg at him.

Looking at the downed girl, he couldn't help but notice she looked incredibly pitiful as she was on the verge of disappearing. She seemed too tired to speak but the emotions on her face were easy for him to read. Fear, unwillingness, sadness, bitter resentment and a few other negative emotions. These emotions made him feel like a bastard.

"Uhh, sorry bout that." Now that Hessian had calmed down, his 'DISSECTION BONER' had worn off.

Thinking on it, could he really go through with dissecting a little girl? Magi dissecting people of all ages was a common thing. Most magi wouldn't think much of it, as long as they got results. Despite Hessian's perspective changing since he became a magus and true magician of the kaleidoscope. He still didn't want to completely lose who he once was and the person he was before wouldn't dissect a little girl.

His morals weren't really that great, he wouldn't get heated if he encountered a murderer or rapist. While he probably wouldn't do it himself, he was always too lazy to even judge people who did. Chances are he would make a joke if he met a mass murderer or insane slave owner. Probably saying they had shit tastes in hobbys or something.

"Uhh, look I'm really sorry. I got heated up and had this insane urge to dissect you." he honestly said ignoring the dreadful fear that increased in the girl's eyes.

"But I just realized I'm not that bad of a guy. So I'll make it up to you." The magus said as he picked the girl up and shoved a mana filled lollipop in her mouth much to the surprise and widening of her eyes. So the young magician made his way home with the demi servant in hand.

Tanned loli GET.