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Fate Altering System: I Can Alter Fate with Bullshit!

Kobi was an unfortunate but serious guy. His girlfriend mistook him for cheating and didn't have any desire to make-up. But after his persistent effort, she finally conceded and just when they were about to hit-it off again... he got transmigrated. And his golden finger requested a single thing in turn for sending him back... destruction of the world. But Kobi was a serious and kind man, one called an angel in human skin, so, he could never do such treachery. Hence he set out to destroy the world. His love for his sweetheart was earnest and pure... hence after his separation and finding himself in this hideous plot... he set out to gather his harem. He was a noble and charming warrior... hence he vowed to humiliate every enemy that dared to obstruct him! Filled so much with dignity that even Dignity begged him for some and so pure that he didn't know the S of shamelessness. He remained stoic as he appraised one beauty after another. He made the great elder devils beg him for some tips and the angels to puke blood. Gifted with his hax, and venemous tongue, he set out to gather power and conquer the world... all for his earnest goal to reunite with his sweetheart(s). A few of his noble quotes: "Have you ever seen the sun rise from the south? No? Of course! It's because I wake up in the east!" "When it comes to woman... I am blind! Hence... I follow the earnest motto of Every Hole Is A Goal!" "I don't seek the power to defeat my enemies... but only so little that I can humiliate them!" "When I was born... My father wished to name me Conqueror but my mother wanted to name me Divine... I vomited in loath and rebuked, 'Don't humiliate me, look, the sky has already etched my name on top of the clouds- Rizz nd Hax King'." *** The cover art belongs not to me! If the creator wishes to remove it, please contact me!!

Nikola_Niko · Fantasy
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37 Chs

Dungeon Cleared

As the males had been hiding from the females, the sisters' failed to notice their precious brothers' yelping as they were cleaved one after another.

After massacring every male, Kobi smirked and directed his sights upon the Golden experience bar.

The slot machine appeared and graced Kobi's eyes after a long while.

As the skills hurled past, Kobi glanced with intrigue at the three skills that had been selected.

Deathly blast, Stun, Ricochet.

Kobi blinked his eyes while eying the many icons in his sight. The first one resembled a corpse exploding.

The second was a chili figuer with a circle of stars above him.

Whilst the third one had three figures and a similar line was attaching them all.

'Hmm!?' Kobi's eyes peeled to the third one, 'The first one is no, no... why would I want to explode after dying? Second one is too bland!'

Making his mind, he tapped on the third one.

Shik appeared next to him with a twisted expression, scoffing, he asked, "Want the description?"

Kobi's brow shot up, "Scum! Do your job properly so that I consider giving you my Heavenly dung!"

Shik's expression turned nasty, "Sure! Seems you don't want the description."

Kobi scoffed and focused on the skill, instantly, its description popped up. Glancing toward the dumbfounded Shik, Kobo scoffed, "Your mother must've borne you defected! Look, all tje other AIs are so reliable, unlike you!"

Shik rolled his eyes, "That's a system feature."

Kobi shook his head and glanced at the description.

[Your artillery attacks ricochet between enemies.]

"Artillery?" Kobi rubbed his chin thoughtfully, "Oh! my arrows!?"

Shik sighed and gave up, "Yea."

Kobi, surprised at the guy's cooperation, nodded, "There you go! Keep being such a reliable boot-licker and I can promote you to a worthy poop-holder!"

Shik's face turned beet red, 'Shit! shit! Too vulgar. I need to think of a way to cleanse him!'

'Welp! let's test it out!' Kobi paused and took in the surviving members of the free for all.

There were around eleven Kombop's out of which four were the third floorer whilst the others were the top notch of the second floor.

Still the Queen was alive and kicking, despite bleeding profusely. 'Man these monsters with special additions are terrifying. First that Prince and now this Queen.'

But as he thought about it, he realized that if it had been the Prince, he would've already wrecked apart the Kombop's by now.

'Shik... how does she compare with the Prince?' Kobi asked solemnly.

Shik's brows twitched, surprised at his decent language, "If only you could be like this 24/7..." Shik shook his fantasies away and replied, "Since you were decent enough, I will tell you. That Queen has yet to use her Finishier... as you call it. But still, the Prince is stronger than her.

"The main reason is... because a Queen isn't really a high enough rank in the Kombop's."

Kobi's lips spasmed as he gazed at all the corpses, 'If that isn't a strong enough position... I don't know what is.'

Shik chuckled.

Kobi shook off the measly things and started his gears.

"S-SHIT! STOP IT ALL OF YOU!! LOOK, ALL OF YOU HAVE MURDERED THE MALES!!"

Kobi's indignation filled voice rushed toward the erupting Kombops and the Queen and forced them to hold their hands.

All their eyes directed toward Kobi, seeing a human, their hearts tensed and wariness gripped their throats.

But suddenly, their eyes fell atop the corpses, "Wh-What the hell happened?"

Kobi growled and pointed at them, "You bitches! It was you! Y-you murdered the males in your madness! Now who is going to pay for all this?

"According to the Special Kobi's Law, all of you must first say Kobi is our Papa a hundred times each and then submit before me and become my lackeys for a hundred day. After that, if I feel magnimious, I can eat you up to make up for your sins or I can feed you to my Doggy to make up for your lack of manners. It's all up to you. Quickly grovel now!!"

A circle appeared at Kobi's palm and started letting loose arrows at the dumbfounded Kombop's.

Before the first arrow could strike, Kobi sighed heavily and firmly gazer at them, "Queen! Lets play catch while the children mull over their punishment."

The Queen, baffled at what was happening, gazed at her rebellious children before gazing at their Papa. Seeing something advancing toward her, she nodded and extended her hand.

The arrow cutely dug into her palm before suddenly, almost miraculously, the arrow shot out from her side and dug into a third floor's Kombop.

The arrow again rushed out from its side and zoomed into another Kombop before finally staying still.

Kobi, glancing at the Queen's Hp which fell barely and at one of the Kombop's who had collapsed onto the ground and the last one whose Hp has fallen into the critical zone.

'Shit... too... too op!' Suddenly, his plan of destroying the Kombop's mentally collapsed as he saw his newfound power.

Heck! his experience still had two more skills waiting to be rolled.

Without bothering with the Queen who had snapped out of his bullshit and was screaming at the Kombops. He started rolling more skills.

First time, the skills, Chain Zap, Earth Dive and Hp Devour appeared.

The first skill had the icon of multiple enemie being stunned by lightening.

The second one had the look of a chili figure half submerged into the ground.

Whilst the last one gave Kobi no clue.

Out of all these, Kobi choose the first skill.

The second slot machine froze upon Buffed Strength, Ice Encirlement and Iron Punch.

Without bothering much, Kobi hurriedly choose the first one and prepared to face of against the Kombop's who had started running after him under the Queen's orders.

"Ho! So you dare rebel against Saint Kobi? Well bring it on, you hand over you sister if you lose and your mother if I win!" Kobi rose his palm and arrows shot out one after another.

As the first arrow made contact with the Kombop, lightening suddenly zapped it, freezing it momentarily and cleaving a bit of its Hp before attacking its nearby allies. But that wasn't the end, the arrow suddenly leapt out from its side and dug into another Kombop, and again the lightening sprung out.

Kobi gazed with awe of himself as his meager 10 arrows whooped thr asses of the Kombop's... annihilating them in seconds, "HAHAHA!"

As the Queen gawked at Kobi in fright, the latter smirked and roared, "WHEN I GLANCE UP THE SUN SHYS! WHEN I GLANCE DOWN THE WORLD CRIEW! WHO AM I? I AM THE OP-DOPY HOT KOBI!"

The Queen bit her lips as the arrows suddenly directed toward her and the clown rushed over toward him.

"QUEEN! DO YOU KNOW HOW BEAUTIFUL YOU ARE!?" Kobi suddenly smirked and asked, dumbfounding her.

"What do you mean?" The Queen hissed.

"A DOG COULD POOP RIGHT NEXT TO YOU AND SOMEBODY WALKING BY WON'T BE ABLE TO DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN YOU TWO! HAHAHA!!"

The Queen growled and suddenly, her tail lit up in a red hue.

"WAIT! I WAS JOKING!" Kobi gulped seeing her activate her finisher and quickly added more charms to her beauty, but after thinking about it, he hurriedly shook his head, "NO ACTUALLY I WASN'T!"

"SHIT! I SUDDNENLY FEEL THE URGE TO SHIT!!" Kobi, seeing the Queen's Hp at the brink, hurriedly threw out his golden spear.

The Queen's Hp plummeted considerably, but Kobi's next words dealt the read deal, "You want a few tips to increase your charm like me?"

The Queen collapsed and glared at him, "SHUT YOUR MOUTH!" The light on her tail dimmed slightly.

Kobi, seeing the chance, hurriedly crouched behind a rock and pulled down his pant.

With a relieved smile and flashing a peace smile, he assuringly nodded toward the Queen, "Nature's calling. I call a momentary truce."

The Queen coughed blood.

After Kobi had finished up, he grabbed a dead Kombop's tail and wiped his ass. Before hurling it aside.

He then beckoned toward the Queen with a delighted expression, "Sale! Sale!!"

"Heavenly item to increase once's looks on sale!" Kobi waved toward the Queen, beckoning her to come over. "Quick before the some divine calls dibs! Be the first and make the most of this bid!"

"Once applied to your face, it shall wash away all the poor ass dung of your face! Your face will glow as bright as the moon and will beg you for some more of its effects. Hurry before it gets cold, get now and enjoy it piping hot!"

The Queen coughed another mouthful of blood as her face turned pale, 'Th-This scum! He's making it rhyme.'

Her Hp guage shattered and the light on her tail dissipated.

Kobi's face turned pale upon seeing the Queen die, "Fuck! You can't die yet! Not before tasting its effect."

He hurriedly grabbed the egg he had craped on and dashed toward the Queen, with a look of pure pain, he muttered, "I am taking a severe loss by handing it for free. But as long as you can send your blessings from hell, I am happy. After all, my main goal is to spread peace and love."

Kobi smiled kindly and rubbed the the egg on the Queen's face.

Her dead body twitched and another mouthful of blood gushed out of her mouth.

'OH FUCK!' Shik grabbed his face, 'I-I SWEAR HER HP GUAGE RETURNED FOR A SECOND!!'