Introduction: R.I.P.

Here lies the work of these two idiots. A blissful afternoon turned into a tragedy of weeks as one of them had suggested to write out a story and the other had lost the duel of stone parchment and cutter. Two writers have joined together to present to you this travesty of writing. A fanfiction of Harry Potter that we just plan to shove whatever we want into it. Please be kind as you discuss the remains. The authors are still in mourning and might snap at too heavy criticism of their child.