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some guy died and met a god, the god is an asshole, he reincarnated as a low-class demon in dragon ball, "so... I just need to find dragon balls to become omnipotent right?" if only it was that easy... WARNING: I WILL drop this, also added a shit ton of stuff on top of the cannon stuff

Charreos · Anime & Comics
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1 Chs

I sustain myself off spite

my story is not important.

what is important is that I talk to the imaginary readers inside of my head.

"what are you doing" the middle-aged man in a classy suit asked with a deadpanned stare

I currently died and am probably in an isekai like situation, a middle-aged man in a classy suit and a poorly trimmed beard was in front of me, I should probably answer before he gets angry

"I'm shocked … from the Surreality of everything" I lied as easily as I breathed

"I can fucking read your mind" he put his hand on his face and sighed

"then what why did you ask?" I raised my eyebrow at him

"because I wanted to get your attention somehow" he looked at me tiringly and put his hands in the pocket of his suit "normally they talk first" he whispered

"ANYway" he smirked at me "want to be isekaied"

"uh.. yes, yes please" how could I throw away a chance at a new life in an anime

"sure bruv, any universe in particular you feel like living your second life in?" he looked at me in amusment

"…dragon ball" I answered cautiously while looking at him suspiciously, he seemed too amused for this to be a good thing for me "…is there a catch? You aren't gonna take my soul or something right"

"no no, ate a soul once and they don't really have a taste" he smirked even wider at my question "what I want is a good story" he looked at me intensely "while I enjoy a power trip story from time to time, buuuut they get tiring fast"

his words caused alarms to go off in my head, putting his words simply this won't be regular reincarnation or one with boons of any sort

"there will be some ground rules,

First, no wishes, you wont be able to use or be affected by dragon balls, death will be permanent and no cheats.

Second, I HATE time-skips, your time will be locked to the rest of reality, no room of spirit and time.

Thirdly, your potential won't and can't be unlocked by outside sources, I dislike shortcuts.

..got that?" he smirked amusingly at me

My face got more pale at every 'rule' he put down, every one of those were the reason I chose dragon ball in the beginning!!

"aaanyway, off you go" he waved me goodbye

"wait! Can I atleast get SOME kind of advantage! Anything?!" I was practically begging him, with those rules being regular is just a death sentence, EVERYONE died at the story, without the dragon balls I'm SCREWED.

"no!" he said like it's the funniest joke in the world "HAHAHAHA-" he laughed at me while suddenly the black void that was the ground suddenly didn't hold me anymore and made me fall into it while the god was standing just fine

"HAHAHAHahaha" his laugh and his figure got further and further until I couldn't hear his annoying laugh and his figure became just a speck in the endless void that I continued to fall into

The speck of his figure suddenly enlarged as a white light, while the void itself started to push and pressure me from all sides into the white light

Once I was fully out of the void, I started to search where I was With my suddenly weak eyesight… I was held by some kind of green woman, that looked tired and was sweaty and smelly, she was standing next to someone,

I'm a fucking baby, why is standing after birth?? What the fuck even am I??

With my stupid baby ears I couldn't hear what they were saying, but the woman passed me over to the giant red man, he glanced at me while holding me with one arm, he put his arm behind him and brought out a stack of money from his pocket, he gave it to my mom… wait what

My… mom looked happily at the money and… left, fuck

I looked at the red giant that was holding me more closely, he started walking somewhere while holding me, was I just fucking sold?!?!

He closed his eyes, and we were covered in a blue hue, one moment we were in an empty room and now we are in a nursery with tens of babies that ranged from many colors all in these small baby caged beds I don't know the of.

The red giant passed me off to another person, this person has a light-blue skin and a nonchalant face, she took me and put me in one of the empty baby bed cage thingy and pulled out a piece of fucking meat, and put it infront of my face… does she want me to eat it?!

When I didn't respond she looked perplexed and jiggled the meat in front of my mouth, I am hungry but I can't fucking eat meat witho-, 'wait I have teeth' I suddenly realized when I searched my mouth with my tongue, I looked at the… nurse? And she looked at me, we both stared at eachother for 3 seconds before she legit just threw the meat at my face, I moved my arms to remove the meat, when I removed the meat she wasn't there anymore! I looked around and saw her walking somewhere else, 'did she just leave?!' I looked at the meat in my arms 'now that I think about it how do I have the strength to lift the meat while being freshly born

I looked at my fellow babies, and the one just next to mine, his skin was dark blue but that wasn't why I looked at him, he was fucking chewing the baby cage bar! And his teeth actually left dents on what seemed like steel!

I looked back at the meat in my arms and took a small bite, I could chew the meat pretty easily…

'So lets recap while I'm eating the raw piece of meat, I'm somekind of… alien? Actually now that I think about it I might be a demon' I looked around at the other baby cages and they seemed like baby demons from the show

'the adults I saw resembled demons in the show too, so for now I'll assume I'm some kind of demon… and my mother sold me, and looking around me someone is buying demon babies for some kind of twisted purpose…' I looked at the ceiling feeling like crying while still chewing on the raw meat I took bites of

'…FUUUU-'

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Don't take this seriously, its just another fanfic I'm never going to write chapters for, while I have plans for this fic I could really care less about writing all of them down

Anyway C ya guys later