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I'm A MAN!

Song Yu was carried out of Fire Fly Inn by two thugs. If someone were to see his face they would be awfully confused because normal people usually don't smile when they're kidnapped...

Once on the street, he was quickly thrown into a carriage. The carriage bulldozed its way down the road, not caring for any unfortunate souls who could not get out of the way in time.

The City Lord's Estate was in the center of Flame City. The building was far larger than any other in the city. The estate looked to be similar to the designs of the Tang Dynasty. Surrounding the estate was a five meter tall wall, built out of red colored stones. Occasionally, if you looked close enough, it would seem as if flames were shooting out of the walls. There were mortal guards patrolling outside the walls of the estate. These guards were mostly for show, because no one dared to act against the City Lord, while in Flame City at least.

The mortal guards saw that the Young Master's carriage was flying towards their direction, so they hurriedly opened the gate and got out of the way. Once inside the gates, the carriage headed towards a smaller pavilion attached to the main estate. This was the current residence of Young Master Gu Zhi. He chose to not live in the same area as his father, because he did not want him to find out about his habit of abducting women. Young Master Gu Zhi likes all kinds of women. Be it that they are single, married, young, old, fat, skinny, short, tall... Basically he likes anything that walks and talks like a women.

This time he found two women who caught his fancy. Earlier in the day, when he saw his two future playthings, he got so excited that he quickly returned home to play with some of his other toys.

Currently, Young Master Gu Zhi was laying in bed next to two women. One being super fat while the other being super short. The women lay naked next to his body. All three of them were breathing hard, as it seemed that they all just completed an intense workout. As Young Master Gu Zhi was playing with the excess stomach fat on the body of his toy, he heard a knock on the door to his room.

He frowned, as everyone knew not to disturb him during play time, "Who is it?!"

Outside the door he heard a familiar mans voice, "Young Master, we were able to capture one of the women you requested. Shall I bring her in?"

Hearing his servants voice, a big lewd smile appeared upon his face, "Yes! HAHA bring her in." As if he just realized something Young Master Gu Zhi said, "Wait, Wasn't there two women? Why did you only catch one?"

As Young Master Gu Zhi asked his question, the door to his room opened and two men carrying a small child with a bag over its head, entered, "Young Master, forgive these slaves, but the other women managed to escape somehow..." These guards were rather worried. The Young Master was known to get angry when his playthings escaped.

Young Master Gu Zhi started to frown. He was about to order them to both leave a finger behind, but then his eyes landed on the child with a bag over its head. He could not help but gulp, as he soon forgot what he was going to say to the guards.

Noticing that the guards were still in the room, Young Master Gu Zhi got pissed and yelled, "Why the Fu** are you two still here?! Can't you tell that this Young Master is about to go to pound town!?" Before the guards left the room, they quickly took the bag off of the child's head.

When Song Yu was thrown into the carriage, he had a bag put over his head. He didn't really understand why it was necessary since the carriage he was thrown into had the City Lord's crest on it. It was clear where they were going...

Once the bumpy carriage ride ended he found himself being dragged into a building. Eventually, he heard an extremely arrogant voice, before the bag was pulled off his head. Throughout that entire journey, only twenty five minutes had gone by.

When Song Yu's vision returned, he was greeted by a skinny youth with a sickly yellow complexion, who seemed to be around twenty five years old. He was standing in front of a bed wearing a bath robe.

Song Yu felt a chill down his spine because of the way this man stared at him. It looked as if he was staring at a big juicy steak. Behind the man, Song Yu noticed two women crawling out of the bed. When they stood up next to him, Song Yu could not figure out if he was supposed to laugh, cry, or throw up. These women could be described in one word, unique. On his left there was a girl with average height, but far from average weight. This girl seemed to be producing her own gravitational pull. If you tied a chain to her then people may mistake her for a wrecking ball. This girl was the fattest person Song Yu had ever seen.

On the other side of the sickly young man was a girl with average weight, but far from average height. This girl standing on her tiptoes would maybe make it to an average mans knees. She was just too tiny.

The worst thing for Song Yu was that they both happened to be butt naked. After seeing this he was debating whether it would be better to become a priest.

Young Master Gu Zhi walked towards the standing child. He walked around the child in a circle, as if appreciating an outstanding piece of art work. Stopping in front of the child he asked, "Little Girl, how would you like to become this Young Master's toy?"

Hearing this sickos question, Song Yu wished he could give him a nice punch to the face. Unfortunately, he can't even talk nonetheless move. He still had one more minute until the World Energy wore off.

Song Yu was cursing Snow Angel in his mind. If this freak even lays one finger on him, he would never forgive Snow Angel, not even until the day he dies. Luckily for Song Yu it seemed that the sicko liked to look at his toys before he played with them, because he decided to stand in front of Song Yu for a good minute. He held his own chin and moved his eyes from Song Yu's toes all the way up to his face.

Finally, after observing his plaything long enough, Young Master Gu Zhi walked until he was a foot away from Song Yu, "Little Sister come give this Young Master a kiss."

Young Master Gu Zhi moved in for the kiss, suddenly a foot shot out of nowhere and hit between Young Master Gu Zhi's legs. A popping sound was heard, followed by a high pitched squeal, similar to the sound of a pig being butchered, echoed in the room. Young Master Gu Zhi fell to the floor holding his crotch area while frothing from the mouth. Song Yu stood over his body, giving him another kick to the stomach, then yelled, "Fu** you! Little Pus** A** Bi***!! I'm a Mother Fu**ing MAN!!!"

Hey Guys and Gals,

I thought this chapter was pretty funny. It was more of a humor chapter, while the next will be some actual fighting!

Thanks!

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