5 This World Needs...

A defense mechanism against stupidity.

Which is another service I offer,

Since it's cheaper than murder.

I have a good heart, but my mouth is blunt,

Don't worry, I am not insulting you, I'm describing you.

I'm sorry for offending you with common sense.

I'd slap you although it's animal abuse.

Or I could do something simple;

Removing 90% of your beauty with a wet tissue.