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Evolution to GOD

WPC #188: Bronze Winner ["So miss System, how can I become awesome" "Host you cannot become awesome"] Success was surrounding me all the time, I was Rich, Handsome, and a Playboy. And you know what, I was always surrounded by beauties. Then one day, my life took a nightmarish turn. "What the fuck" I was in a body of a monkey. Bloody GOD had me incarnated in a body of Monkey!!! Where is my Handsomeness and... At least he should have me incarnated in a body of Fox or a Peacock. I should have shown my awesomeness, a cute Panda is also fine. Follow the journey of a self-centered narcissist man, who wanted to become awesome but became a GOD. P.S: Image used from this source https://www.deviantart.com/vesner/art/Monkey-Death-Ray-297852108

REaper · Urban
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Paradise

"What the fuck!"

On the spot, I found myself in paradise. A paradise every man dreams of.

I can see beauties everywhere.

I turned to the lady sitting at the reception desk and forgot about the officer I came with.

As she glanced at me, I could see a blush forming on her face. What can I say, I am awesome.

The young girl appeared quite innocent, with black hair and big eyes, wearing a white shirt that fitted her perfectly.

I nodded in satisfaction and went to her to ask.

"Hey, beautiful, don't you know you look perfect," I said with a smile.

As her face flushed, she asked hurriedly, "Hello, may I help you?".

Before I could reply, the soldier who I accompanied answered stiffly.

"He is a newly evolved being"

I turned to look at him; he looked uncomfortable.

"Are you alright?" I asked him, I must thank him for getting me to paradise.

He nodded with a stiff smile and said, "I am done here, I'm leaving."

He fled, and it's clear that he was afraid of the place.

"Weird," I whispered and glanced at the lovely receptionist.

Her gaze was fixed on me as if she was in awe. I know, It's impossible to describe my awesomeness in words.

My eyes remained fixed on her as I lightly coughed. She snapped out of her thoughts and asked, blushing, "Can I have your ID card?"

I nodded, tapped my ID card on the table, and asked her a question.

"I was wondering if you could help me out since I am new to this place?"

Just as she opened her mouth to answer, I heard a voice behind me.

"Wow, why do we have a monkey here?"

My chest tightened as a surge of anger welled up in me, and I turned around to look at the person who just mocked me.

As three people entered the building, the person leading the way appeared to be a fat-ass with a pig-like face.

In an instant, I disappeared and appeared in front of him. I gave him a hard slap, sending him flying like a cannonball into the wall. As I approached him slowly, I saw that his face now had a more pig-like appearance. I knelt and whispered to him.

"No one, meaning no one, should interrupt me when I am talking to beauties, especially an ugly pig like you."

The hall went silent, and I stood up and glanced at the other two, who were trembling with fear.

I shook my head and strolled towards the receptionist, who was staring at me like I'd done something wrong.

"What happened, why are you looking at me like that?" I asked her with a smile.

She looked at me sternly and asked, "Why did you hit him?"

I raised my eyebrows but shrugged and said, "How can a pig dare to interrupt us? He was even calling me a monkey.".

However, suddenly Eve snapped and said, "But, You're a monkey!".

It was good of you to remind me; I thought.

A soft chuckle escaped the receptionist's lips as she covered her mouth and said, "He's the son of the instructor here. He might pose a problem for you.".

Shrugging, I replied, "We'll find out in the future. Now, where were we?"

"Ah!!! So as you know, I am new here, so please, I would appreciate some help," I said with a smile and looked at her for an answer.

The second she opened her mouth to speak, I heard a yell behind me, "Who dares to hit my son?".

I felt very irritated. Why wouldn't they allow me to speak to her?

I turned around and saw that a man in his mid-50s was running toward that pig-like person, and I can tell you, he looks like a mature version of that pig.

As he knelt to support his son, he shouted, "Who made my beautiful son like a pig" and glanced around the room.

The two lackeys who accompanied him pointed at me.

But then, there was only one thought on my mind: "Who the fuck is beautiful?"

He looked at me and yelled, "You, come here."

This father and son duo seriously irritated me. One was calling me monkey, and the other was ordering me around.

"Who the fuck are you to order me around?" I drawled.

While I saw him getting angrier, his body started turning red, but then a shout came from behind.

"Enough!"

As I turned, I saw a beautiful mature woman in her 40s coming down the stairs; she had a serious look on her face.

She glared at that father and said "Lucius, take your son and go to the infirmary."

While he opened his mouth to object, the woman cut off his voice as she said, "I said, take your son to the infirmary."

My eyes gleamed at her as I thought, "Wow, that's impressive."

Her eyes turned to mine for a few seconds before she said,

"Follow me." she turned around and left.

Although I was surprised, I followed her eventually.

I can see the indescribable expressions on many faces, especially beauties.

After a while, she entered a room, and I followed her inside.

A moment later, she turned around and smiled, saying,

"Welcome to your new world."

Creation is hard, cheer me up!

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