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Evolution In The Realm of Ridiculousness

Elias Thorne, a man plagued by a unique form of amnesia, loses his memories every 12 to 13 hours. He let go of the precious family for the greater good of not becoming a burden for them. One fateful night, he dies in a terrorist attack. The path to his next life is somehow swapped by an old man. He awakens in a new world brimming with magic and mythical creatures. Reborn in the body of an almost dead guy, Elias discovers he no longer suffers from amnesia. But the world in which he arrived is a chaotic one. To his surprise, he is gifted by "The Old Man" as a form of compensation along with a few words, "Go Wild." The gift was a little... You've saved a woman. You've unlocked the titles of the “Savior” series. The titles are 1. Hero, 2. Savior, 3. Rescuer, 4. Guardian, 5. Good Samaritan, 6. Knight in Shining Armor... You've obtained a sword. You've unlocked the titles of the "Blades of Valor" series. The titles are 1. Swordsman, 2. Knight, 3. Samurai, 4. Blademaster... You've dominated a woman. You've unlocked the titles of the "King of Dominion" series. The titles are 1. Abuser, 2. Tyrant, 3. Manipulator, 4. Patriarch, 5. Leader... Under the title effect of Swordsman, you can learn all of its skills. The skills are 1. Sword Handling, 2. Shadow Step, 3. Slicing Strike, 4. Double Slash, 5. Silent Slash... Just when I thought that I was favored by the heavens... The host's current body is not capable of using the skills. Sword Handling's Proficiency has increased by 0.01 %. Sword Handling - 3.04% Swordsman Proficiency (Novice)- 1/1000 "What?!"

Psycho_Rawal · Fantasy
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Chapter 5 - A mistake from above

Chapter 5 - A mistake from above

Right before the body crashed into the tree.

SWOOSH!

"Eh?!" The body's lifeless eyes lit up with green reptile eyes in confusion.

"Where am I -"

BANG!

The body crashed into the tree.

*Cough* 

The body that had crashed into the tree was coughing crimson blood.

The right hand's forearm was pierced by the sharp branches of the tea. Blood was continuously trickling down his hand.

With the internal organs in turmoil, it was hard to breathe properly. The left shoulder had dislocated. 

This body now belonged to Elias, and he had suffered the worst way of reincarnation recorded in the history.

Being reborn in the body of a Demi-human was fine, but what was it with him opening his eyes for the first time and the next second he was put in a seriously injured situation.

...

Meanwhile, in the Transmigration and Reincarnation Hall.

Both Ingril and the old man were looking at a screen in front of them.

BANG!

The same scene of Elias crashing into the tree was replayed.

"Your excellency, we shouldn't bother with this human. His fate was already sealed the moment he had gone to that chaotic boundary. And to top it up, it's a realm, not a world." Ingril looked at the old man with pleading eyes.

"He lives, we follow the procedure. He dies, we move on and bring another guy-" The old man looked at the screen before screaming out "Quickly, send it!"

"Which one?!" Ingril immediately began foraging a bag.

"Not that one! The black one!"

"Your excellency, which black one?!"

"Oh Shit! He's loosing lots of blood. Just send anyone!"

Ingril threw a black orb with a red light in the middle of it in the screen.

...

Elias, who was loosing a lot of blood, suddenly felt his eyelashes become heavy. He felt something deep in his body awaken. 

He was too weak to think what was happening with his body and didn't pay much attention to the thing awakening in him. As if by instinct, his body jerked from the huge tree roots that had solidified around the trunk area towards the land.

The moment he landed on the ground.

Crack! Crunch!

His broken bones and internal organs began organizing themselves.

The bruises, cuts and other injuries were turning back to normal. The splinters remained inside his body, but the surrounding wounds had healed already.

Elias felt the change and the heaviness on his eyelashes began to fade away.

The whole body had already turned back to normal.

There was still the sharp branch of the tree stuck in his forearm.

With all the heaviness fading away, there was just the lingering pain of some splinters and the branch that had pierced in his body.

He stood in the same position on the ground before carefully looking at his surroundings. 

He was surrounded by the same trees to which he had crashed into. There was also a huge cave in front of him 200–300 meters away. It was easily visible because the trees stood tall everywhere, but they had no leaves on them and the cave itself was big.

Its entrance was 60–70 meters in height and 100–150 meters wide.

Elias slowly removed the splinters from his body. 

Barely a few minutes later he was no sitting on the ground. The wooden branch that had pierced his right forearm was anchored at the ground.

He slowly leaned towards the ground while breathing heavily and quickly, and suddenly jerked his right forearm toward the ground. 

The branch, that was wide from the back and pointed from the front, now had Elias' forearm at its various anchor point. 

"AAAAAARGH"

Elias didn't dare to scream loudly, taking care of the surroundings.

Ding!

[The System has been successfully linked~]

[Name - None

 Race - Demi-Human

 (Human - 40%, Troll - 28%, Yamata no Orochi - 12%, Arachne - 10%, Hobgoblin - 10%)

 Class - None

 Level - 0

 HP - 70/70

 MP - 450/450

 Luck - 48

 Strength - 8 (10)

 Agility - 28 (10)

 Stamina - 6 (10)

 Skills - Regeneration (S)]

[ Host, the old man has sent a message for you ~ ]

[ GO WILD!]

The old man's emoji in a wizard costume was hovering in the middle of the screen. The words 'GO WILD!' were roaming around his figure.

In front of the flashy screen, there was the face of Elias illuminated by its brightness.

His eyes were twitching with anger and there were a few veins popping on his forehead.

"YOU OLD BASTARD!!!" Elias didn't care or his surroundings and roared at the sky.

...

Meanwhile, in the reincarnation and transmigration hall.

"Were those gifts not disposed of thousands of years ago?" The old man asked with sweat trickling down his forehead.

"I accidentally picked the trash bag instead of the gift bag." Ingril raised the bag that he held. 

On the bag, it was written 'Trash Bag'.

"..."

"..."

They both looked at each other with silence. 

"What kind of idiots misunderstands the difference between two bags?" The old man looked at Ingril with his happy, beaming face that had veins popped up.

"They were both of the same color." Ingril spoke fearfully.

"..."

"..."

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