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Everyone Else Is Trash

A man was walking in the street one day, when he was hit by a truck and killed. After that he was reincarnated into another world with, the Rage System to help him out. "System, how many people have I pissed off today?" [ 10,000,000 People Sir.] "Man that's much less than last time, what should I do now? I know, I'll feed shit to the king!" ------------------------------------------ Author here, I will be uploading on this very loosely don't expect much, this novel is also purely op mc, its legit a joke how much I am gonna stack this man. Naturally I do not own the art used as the cover nor any of the abilities and or characters I may use. If by chance whoever made the cover sees this and wants me to take it down, feel free to reply to one of my comments. Anyway I hope you enjoy my novel. *BEFORE YOU READ* This novel is not that serious, its mostly just memeing so if you're gonna come in and complain about things which really don't matter then don't bother reading at all. I do and will take criticism if its about a plot hole about something I already established or some grammar mistakes or something of the like, either way I hope you enjoy the novel if you do decide to read it.

AntiSimp · Anime & Comics
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Chapter 3 Bald Head of Victory

'This is too great.' He thought as he watched countless kids rage on continually. He had hacked into the system and caused them to endlessly die and respawn dropping their competitive rank slowly but surely.

"YOU FUCKER!"

"FUCK YOU DIRTY HACKER!"

"REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

They screamed as his character in game continually racked up points. 'How many points are we at system?' He thought as an interface popped up in front of him.

[10,000 Rage Points]

'Just about enough.' He thought as he let the kids go free. He could hack using his mind via the system, since he couldn't utilize his hands right now.

"HAHA, YOUR HACKS ARE GONE!" Someone among the crowd screamed as they aimed at him. Immediately they continually fired draining his hp bit by bit.

"AH, I AM DYING!" He faked, as they all began to shoot him for about 5 minutes. Till one of them realized something. "How hasn't he died yet?" They said as they looked at him in shock.

"Haha, so you've noticed? Take my Bald Head of Victory." He replied as suddenly his helmet along with the rest of his head gear disappeared, and a blinding bald head appeared.

"This guy, he's retarded right?" One of them said as they chucked a grenade at him, but the second it impacted with his bald head, it was reflected back at the thrower at 100x the speed.

"BOOM!"

"SOLAR FLARE!" He shouted along with the grenade, blinding them all. He then made finger guns at all of them, as he grew 10,000 hands.

"BANG!"

They all said as all of the players died, pierced by 100s of bullets each. "Y-You, FUCKERRR!" The players screamed through their mic. "Hah, that was only 0.00000000000001% of my power, and this is on a bad day." He replied as all the kids had enough, and were about to alt f4.

Before they could do so though, they read a message in front of them. They were all kicked, but it wasn't his concern as he looked at his Rage Points.

'1000 in a couple minutes? Little kids are the best.' He thought as he chuckled. During this time he had relaxed a bit, while simultaneously earning some Rage Points, eventually buying himself the the Hacker (Silver Tier) Ability. This made his farming much easier, and over these 9 months he racked up quite a few points.

'Status.' He thought as the interface showed up.

[Status:

Name: *To be decided*

Available Points: 11,038

Bloodline:

Namikaze Bloodline (Gold Tier)

Abilities:

Hacker (Silver Tier)

Techniques:

Thunder King Cultivation Technique (Gold Tier)

Shadow Clone Jutsu (Gold Tier)

Items:

Senzu Beans x1000 (Gold Tier)

Cultivation Boosting Pills x36 (Silver Tier)

Evaluation: Shit Tier

Recommendation: To reach Bronze Tier, host must be born first.]

Seeing this, he was quite satisfied. 'It should only be a couple days till I am born now, I can't wait. These surroundings are so boring, especially since I literally can't open my eyes.' He thought, as he gazed around his eyelids. (also only being able to refer to you as he is irritating)

After that, he simply contemplated as he waited to be born. 'So during this time I learnt a few things, firstly Abilities, since I learn them straight away, are 10x more expensive than Techniques, and Bloodlines are 10x more expensive than Abilities, so my Namikaze Bloodline is worth 1,000,000 points. Not only that, but each Senzu Beans is worth 10,000 Rage Points, meaning I have 10,000,000 points worth of Senzu Beans. Meaning my total Rage Worth, is like 11,000,000+.' He thought to himself as he admired the numbers.

'Haha, who knows, maybe in a couple years I could buy a Saiyan bloodline, or some shit.' He mused before he dozed off into sleep. He hadn't rested in a long time.

Not only is it late, but its a bit of a shorter chapter, sorry.

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