Chapter 5: I Have An Academy

"Fuu, that was a great meal" - I patted my belly, I think I went up a size, but it was worth it.

"Fua, I am full, I am completely full but I still want more" - Hibiki says suggestive lines while she also pats her stomach.

We ate for 3 hours non-stop, the people around us were looking at us as if they saw Godzilla, poor Popura was panting with exhaustion from having to bring plate after plate of pancakes.

I've never eaten so much in my life, but I feel amazing, maybe an Ugly Bastard has Kirby's bottomless stomach ability.

"Are you going to ask for more?" - I asked Hibiki that she seemed to be indecisive as she looked at her own abdomen.

Hibiki remained slim and beautiful but her stomach protruded a bit, even her superhuman digestive system couldn't handle so many pancakes.

"Uh, I don't think I will eat anymore, will Ojisan ask for more?" - Hibiki sighed defeated.

At a certain point, we started a competition between ourselves and I won.

Kneel in defeat to this fat man! Wait, that sounds bad.

I stopped thinking nonsense and smiled at little Popura that she was totally tired. - "The account, please"

"Right away" - Despite her fatigue, Popura was still a cheerful waitress, how adorable.

I thought about giving him a good tip, but I think I remember that in Japan it is frowned upon to tip, then I will donate money to improve this restaurant, the only thing that I do not lack is money.

Having a full stomach puts me in a good mood, pancakes are a wonderful thing.

Popura came back with the bill and I was surprised to see so many zeros, it really was a great meal.

"T-That's a lot" - Hibiki went from a healthy tan color to turning as pale as paper.

I think she got carried away by our competition.

Popura gave us a suspicious look, do not look at me like that I'll pay.

"Do you have a card terminal?" - I opened my wallet and took out my credit card.

Even if they don't have a terminal it's not a problem, before I checked what was in the briefcase I brought and it was full of money, school files, a jar of sweets, pictures of schoolgirls, and women's underwear. I have to get rid of the garbage that the principal kept. The worst thing is that this is the work bag that he took to school.

"Here you go sir, do you want the account to be separated?" - Popura's question made Hibiki pale even more.

Seeing Hibiki's abandoned puppy look I could only sigh, this girl actually brought me to pay for her food. Well, I had fun, ate a lot of pancakes, and came across the Popura cuteness ball, it was worth it.

"One account" - Life returned to Hibiki's face.

"It was an excellent meal, thank you" - I got up and thanked the lovely waitress.

Now I'm sure, lolis don't trigger my caliginephobia. Rinka is the exception since that girl tries to act like a seductive adult and her sexual advances make me uncomfortable.

Although it is a relief to know that I can interact with other people without having an anxiety attack I am concerned that it seems to be limited to little girls.

Is this part of being an Ugly Bastard? I don't like where this is going, I'll try not to think about it.

"Come back soon!" - Popura fired us and we left the restaurant.

Now I do not know what to do, Anida is too beautiful and I am afraid to approach her, on the other hand, I feel guilty about the matter of Rinka and Saki since now this is my body so I slept with two underage schoolgirls.

But even so, I have nowhere to go, although I can also go to school. I think I have the keys in my briefcase and since it's a vacation the place should be alone.

I can also start investigating the kind of life the principal-led and the kind of people who are in the rapists club, I really want to stop that scum.

I have a lot to do, but in a way that makes me happy. I spent the last moments of my life as a social withdrawn who did not contribute anything to society so being a responsible adult could be a fun experience for a couple of months, then I will live as a NEET.

"That was a great meal, I would like to repeat it!" - Hibiki was happy after eating enough food to feed several dozen tribes in Africa.

"It's okay Hibiki, just be more careful next time, if you're going to take someone to eat first make sure the other person can pay" - I shook my head.

I'm not mad at Hibiki, I just hope he's more responsible in the future, I don't want someone so nice to get in trouble for being reckless.

"... Ojisan" - Hibiki stopped and looked at me with a strange expression. - "Do you think I brought you to pay for my food?"

"Well, yes" - I nodded confused when I saw Hibiki's expression.

I'm not a super handsome protagonist or a charismatic guy who can befriend everyone with a smile, I've always been an introverted guy with no friends and now I'm also a middle-aged fat man, the only way someone would try to get close to me would be for my money.

"I'll pay you back when I can" - Hibiki looked annoyed, she turned around and left.

What was that?

Well, it doesn't matter, it is still rare for a pretty girl to spend time with a man like me, I better go to school.

I don't normally like to walk, but this body is a perpetual motion machine that doesn't tire, or well, a perpetual motion fat man.

It's fun to be able to walk without getting tired or feeling pain in my legs, I think I could become Forrest Gump and run all over Japan.

While on my way to school I passed by an uninhabited street, this is Japan so it should be safe if you ignore the large number of perverts that abound, that's why when I heard a voice behind me I almost had a heart attack from fright.

"Master, we have captured the persons that disturbed you, what do you want to do with them?"

Holy shit a ghost!

Or so I thought, but it was just a ninja covered in shadows like he was an evil spirit, nothing scary ... This is worse!

I contained the fear within me and responded according to the ninja's words. - "Um, good job"

My voice was clumsy, but the ninja didn't seem to mind.

"The three guys are in the basement. Master, do you want us to let them go or punish them first?" - The ninja asked.

His voice was strange as if it were a specter, the shadows that surrounded him made it blurry, at first glance I couldn't tell if it was a man or a woman, but my [Waifus Radar] told me that the ninja was a tall quality waifu.

Fortunately, her intimidating appearance didn't trigger my caliginephobia while my inner otaku was excited to see a ninja who could control shadows.

I officially surrender, this world is absurd and I wouldn't be surprised if gods and demons casually strolled down the street.

"First I want to see them" - I don't know what the Waifu Ninja is talking about, I'm just going to pretend I understand.

Now that I think about it, was there always a ninja following me?

Are there other bodyguards following me?

Did she see me desecrate a couple of little girls?

Did she see me tremble pathetically in the alley?

Why didn't they save the principal when he was choking on a potato chip?

Mysteries without answers.

Waifu Ninja nodded and sank into my shadow.

… How cool!

I went back on my way to school, when I arrived I was surprised by how stupidly big the entry was and the whole place, that was not a school, it was a damn campus.

There was a sign that said 'Yamada Academy, the cradle of knowledge and excellence'. This definitely did not exist in To Love-Ru.

I took out my cell phone and looked up the name of the school on the internet, Yamada Academy is one of the largest schools in the world and is the most recognized public academy in Japan.

Its policy of supporting students with potential has made Yamada Academy one of the most recognized as it offers generous scholarships for students motivating them to improve.

It all sounds good and idealistic, but I'm sure the principal just wanted to accumulate cute schoolgirls regardless of their origins.

"It's too big" - Looking at the pictures on the internet, the academy was ridiculously big.

If this world is a crossover I can already imagine that this place will be full of all kinds of anime which will make things hectic while beautiful women abound, I want to escape.

I resigned myself to my fate and entered school. There were guards taking care of the school even though it was vacation, this place could be a public academy, but the facilities and resources were first class so the security was excellent.

"Yamada-sama, it is an honor to see you here" - The guards bowed respectfully.

I don't know if they really respect me or act like that because I'm the one who pays them, but it doesn't matter, I ate enough pancakes to feed a village and found out that I have a shadow ninja, I'm in a great mood.

"Keep up the good work" - I smiled good-naturedly and went to school.

"Yamada-sama, let me take you" - A guard brought a golf cart and took me to school.

I was surprised to see all the buildings and facilities in the place, it was a miniature city suitable for students to study.

I don't understand how the buildings are divided, but for that, I can go to the office and review the files.

The guard dropped me off at the entrance of a huge white building that should be the main building for the principal and administrators of the school, I just hope I don't find any nasty perverted things, it will be scary if I find girls caged in a basement.

I entered the building and after a few laps, I got lost.

I scratched my cheek awkwardly and spoke sheepishly. - "Ahem, Ninja-kun, could you tell me how to go to the basement?"

Waifu Ninja emerged from my shadow in a cool way and bowed. - "Over here Master"

I don't know whether to be relieved or concerned that she doesn't question my apparent memory loss.

Well never mind, let's see what's in the basement.