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Even if I am an Ugly Bastard I want to be a good person (English)

I have always had to deal with problems and pain caused by other people. When I finally dared to defend myself things got out of hand. In my new life, I had a second chance, but instead of getting better, my life only got harder. Again I have to deal with the problems caused by other people, but I will not give up, I will show that even if fate wants to turn me into scum I will be a good man. [New mission] [No one messes with the alpha!] [As the powerful Ugly Bastard that you are, you must teach a lesson to those idiots who do not recognize your supremacy] [Objective: Make sure the wives and daughters of those who conspire against you become addicted to your touch] [Time limit: 1 month] [Reward: Skill "Aphrodisiac Massage"] [Punishment: Prostate Cancer] … Damn system! ------- ------- This novel is my pathetic attempt to do R18 material, it is just for practice to improve my writing quality to do a better job on my main novel. ------- ------- Warning: Although there isn't much adult content at first, the novel is tailored for mature themes like rape, abuse, depictions of cruelty, and sex. -------- -------- I do not speak English and the novel is translated with Google Translate, I appreciate the corrections in the comments. -------- -------- The characters of anime, comics, games, and any entertainment media belong to their respective authors.

Bukaro · Anime & Comics
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Chapter 28: Stomach Problems

I woke up and looked around seeing that I was in my room.

"Good morning Master" - Enma smiled at me, she was sitting on a chair next to me.

"How long did I sleep?" - I massaged my forehead, I'm a little dizzy.

"Six hours, a good nap" - Enma handed me a glass of water.

"And now I have accumulated work" - I laughed bitterly.

"Master does not have to worry" - Enma smiled at me with kindness, she approached and gave me a kiss on the cheek. - "Everything will be fine Master"

I'm not used to Enma's kind side and I didn't know what to say, but it's nice to see her act like this.

"Well, you have to tell the others that I'm fine, and there is still a lot of paperwork that I have to review" - I sighed.

Now I understand why Japanese wage earners get sick from overwork.

"Fufufu, Master is so hardworking ~ By the way Master, what shall we do with Kiara?" - Enma helped me out of bed as I still feel a little dizzy.

"You seem to know her so I will entrust you to bring her up to date with the idea of ​​ending the Gentlemen's Club and restricting the forces of the Underworld" - I sighed when I saw that I am in pajamas, I have to change my clothes, as for who dressed me, sure was Anida.

"Does the Master want to keep her?" - Enma asked with annoyance, they don't seem to get along.

"Don't talk about her as if she were an object, she is still a person" - I went to my closet for a change of clothes, I remodeled my wardrobe and there are no more idiotic-looking purple suits, now I have black suits that make me look like an honest businessman, although Anida says I look like a mob boss.

"Master, she is dangerous" - Enma spoke with a serious voice.

"You are too and I trust you completely, you have to give it a try" - I started to change my clothes. - "Also, don't pretend that this was not your idea"

I am surprised that I am not ashamed to undress in front of Enma, I hope that I have not been influenced by the exhibitionist fetish of the previous owner of this body.

"Enma, do you think she is not trustworthy?" - I adjusted my tie, I am proud that I learned to tie a tie on my own.

"She is dangerous and unpleasant ... But the Master can trust her" - Enma smiled wryly. - "After she felt the Master's abilities, she will not be able to live without the Master, but that is what worries me."

"She can't be that bad" - I tried not to think that Kiara was basically a beast from the apocalypse.

"Master, Kiara wants to be loved but her way of loving consists in devouring her lovers, if she loves the Master then the Master will always be in danger" - Enma helped me to adjust my shirt.

Already dressed I looked at Enma and patted her on the head. - "Let's see how things go, it is important to trust the allies"

I was looking at the classification of the abilities of my system and when I saw the description of my abilities I stopped fearing death.

[Resistance to murder (EX): You try to murder me bitch!

Gods, immortals, demons, conceptual garbage, heroes with the power of friendship, or a protagonist with PowerUps taken from the ass. NOTHING CAN STOP AN UGLY BASTARD!

Warning: It is possible to die from natural causes such as age, illness, or suicide]

I am the ultimate meat shield, although being vulnerable to suicide is a bad thing for someone suffering from depression… I'll try not to overthink it.

Enma smirked wickedly, pulling me out of my depressing thoughts. - "Then the Master trusts the hospital people? ~"

"..." - I made a face. - "No, I'm sure they would try to eliminate me at the first opportunity"

I can't blame the people of Black Label if one day they betray me, in their eyes, I am the same kind of trash as the Gentlemen's Club so if they get enough power they will try to kill me in addition to keeping their identities safe.

"Fufufufu, and Master doesn't think that I can betray you? After all, I'm famous for causing disasters just for fun ~ "- Enma kept smiling at what I smiled at.

"Enma I already told you, I will trust you completely and if one day you decide to betray me it will mean that I was not worthy of your trust" - Enma continued smiling, but she no longer responded. - "We are going to work, there is still a lot to do"

"Yes Master ~" - Enma followed me and we went to my office, this mansion is so big that my office here is bigger than my office in the academy.

When we entered I found Kiara dressed in a gray secretary suit, her short skirt showed beautiful legs that were covered with semitransparent black stockings that highlighted her eroticism.

She wore rimless glasses that somehow added to her beauty, her long black hair was tied in a ponytail and if one ignored her erotic presence she really did look like a professional secretary.

"Ara ara, I am glad to see that the Master feels better, I am sorry I was knocked out before attending to the Master's needs, as an excuse I will help the Master with the paperwork" - Kiara showed a genuine expression of apology, but what else I was struck by her mention that she would do my job.

Officially Kiara is my number 1 waifu from Fate, I hate paperwork.

Still, I don't like to leave my job to others. - "Thanks Kiara, it would help me a lot if you check the account statements while I see the school finances"

"Don't worry Master, I have management experience unlike a certain little witch who has never worked ~" - Kiara smiled.

"Fufufu, I just needed the strength to survive very different from a certain old bitch who needed to learn to run a country to keep all her useless brainless sex toys" - Enma smirked.

These two can't be quiet for 5 minutes.

I sighed and dropped the matter, went to my desk, and started working while Kiara worked at the guest table, I'll need another desk for her.

Looking at the academy records I found the requests for funds for the school clubs, in the request it was mentioned that there are several clubs that are just a waste of resources on the part of the students and that it would be better to eliminate those clubs since some do not even comply with the minimum number of members.

This is something that the teachers in charge of the clubs should supervise, but it seems that the sub principal left me this problem to make me bored and thus not want to get involved in the affairs of the academy, how clever, his plan almost works since I'm dying of boredom

Now that I think about it.

Why does that idiot want the principal's job?

He should know that I am the sole owner of the academy and the school funds come out of my pockets, the only way to take the academy from me would be by taking all my assets and property, I doubt that a genius like Gakusho would not know about this.

"Enma, do you know if the sub principal has any way to get rid of me?" - The situation seemed illogical to me.

"I have no idea, the Master was never interested in what happened in the academy unless he involved a cute schoolgirl so we did not pay attention" - Enma denied.

Mmmm, that doesn't sound good, if something I learned from the action and mystery series is that when the villain trusts himself and does not review something unusual, that something grows to bite his ass.

I took the pose of Shinji's father while my glasses put the glow function covering my eyes and I started to think.

The sub principal (Gakusho from the anime Assassination Classroom) wants to take over the school and the only way to do that is to get rid of me.

The previous principal was a pedophile idiot who only thought with his crotch.

Hmm, I have no idea, stupid brain, instead of playing both League of Legends I should have played Ace Attorney or Danganronpa.

"Does the Master want me to send someone to watch that idiot?" - Enma smiled at me.

"I would appreciate it, by the way, I also want to check the actions of each teacher in the academy to look for possible traitors" - I could not think of any way for the sub principal to take my belongings so I just thought about taking all possible countermeasures. - "Enma I know I am asking you a lot, but I would like you to put some kind of barrier in the school to deny the use of supernatural powers as you did with Elena's chains"

The chains Enma used to trap the magical girl are special in that they negate magic, innate abilities, and basically all supernatural power, something like an Enkidu but without his bromance with Gilgamesh.

"I would love to help, but unfortunately it is not possible as there are only some Gleipnir chains" - Enma smiled wryly.

"Ara, and I was wondering why the Vampire King Edwin was doing so much drama, it turns out that the little witch stole the treasure from him" - Kiara started to laugh. - "Do you know that there is a great price for the thief's head? He even made an oath that he would do a personal favor to whoever returned Gleipnir, if you want to help our Master you could commit suicide ~ "

"No thanks, I don't know who Edwin is, but I'd appreciate it if you keep this a secret" - I was quick to interrupt before they started arguing.

It's unsettling when these two argue with venomous smiles.

"Since the Master says so ~" - Kiara shrugged. - "Although the Master cannot use Gleipnir, we can still do a ritual to form a barrier that denies magic to cover the academy, plus it can be configured so that only allies can use their abilities without a problem"

"Oh, that sounds good" - I smiled thinking that my academy could become a safe place for students.

"The ritual is simple, we only need to sacrifice 10,000 innocent people with pure souls, if they are children it will be more effective ~" - Kiara smiled destroying my hopes.

"Isn't there one method less…? I don't know, less horrible… "- It's my fault for expecting something from someone that even Enma considers dangerous.

"Mmmmm, if the Master is not willing to make human sacrifices then I can't help, I only know sacrificial rituals" - Kiara shrugged.

"Any ideas Enma?" - I decided to put my hopes in Enma.

"Fufufu, I have an idea" - Looking at Enma's smile I felt that she enjoyed trampling my expectations. - "With enough witches, I can make a simple detection barrier, every time magic is used in the academy the barrier will interfere with the spell which will give us time to search for the culprit, it is a simple method but no one will die"

Oh, I actually like the way that sounds. - "Very well let's do that"

"Then I'll ask Master for some fluid samples ~" - Enma smiled at me and took out a vial.

"Fluids?" - I don't like where this is going.

"The energy within the Master's fluids is amazing, a single drop of Master's semen is equivalent to extracting all the blood and mana in a middle-class magician, with the Master's fluids I can make potions to enhance magic power and so on train many witches "- Enma explained it as if it were the most obvious thing in the world.

"I agree, only the Master's saliva gave me enough energy to allow me to use my biggest attack twice in a row" - Kiara nodded. - "If it is the Master's semen, it would not be difficult to produce a potion that can fully recover the power of a deity"

Are my testicles the philosopher's stone or why does it sound like I produce a fantasy elixir?

Could it be that my [Stamina] stat turned me into an overweight phoenix?

My system and my body are absurd.

The look the two women were giving me made me feel like a fat turkey before Christmas dinner.

"Okay" - I sighed, I have a feeling that I'm going to regret this, but I can't leave my academy unprotected.

Since Kiara is here, maybe there are Fate's other Beasts. If I add Koro-sensei and the Deviluke Family to that, it means that this planet is in danger.

Ah, that reminds me of something.

I hastened to get out a list of students, it was the same list that the previous owner of this body had prepared for the Gentlemen's Club.

Due to all the things that have happened I forgot that those damn degenerates had a part of the list, it was a very small part, but there were at least 5 names of innocent girls with their private data that would allow the Gentlemen's Club to kidnap or blackmail them.

The elementary school of the city is linked to this academy so in reality I also own that place.

When I saw the list there was a name that I recognized since she was the only little girl in elementary school. Apparently, the previous owner of this body had a special liking for this little girl and if I had not taken control of this body then he would have been convinced by the Gentlemen's Club to rape the little girl, that's how big his obsession was.

"Enma go with Asagi to check the locations of the ten women on this list" - I began to feel anxious, even began to pray that it was not too late.

Enma looked at me confused but still, she nodded with a smile. - "I will do it only if the Master gives me a reward ~"

"I'll do it after you check" - I didn't have time for Enma's games, anxiety was consuming me.

Enma didn't say another word and only gave Kiara a penetrating look. Kiara just nodded, then shadows covered Enma and she disappeared from the room.

I looked at my hands, they were shaking, I felt my throat was dry, my shirt collar was choking me, it was hot.

What if it is too late?

What if those degenerates captured the 5 girls?

They are only teenagers, none of them are more than 16 years old, they are innocent people who are in danger because of me.

While I was having fun with the women around me, innocent people are in danger, I knew it, but I dropped the topic as it made me feel guilty and I didn't want to think about it.

Now I can only hope it's not too late.

I can't breathe ...

"Master, here's a glass of water" - Kiara came over and she gave me a glass of water, I drank it and I felt that breathing was easier.

Kiara stood behind me and started massaging my shoulders. - "Master should only give an order and I will do whatever the Master wishes"

"Thank you Kiara" - I took a deep breath to try to calm myself down, I must think positively and calm down.

Maybe the Gentlemen's Club is too busy making deals with the demons and they didn't have time to kidnap the little girls, there is still hope.

At that moment a small blue sphere on my desk began to glow showing Enma's face, it was a magical communication device.

[Master can you hear me?] - Enma asked with a smile.

"He heard you, did something happen?" - I felt a little more relaxed when I saw Enma's smile.

[Girls on the list are fine] - Enma's words made my heart feel at peace, but the next thing she said almost gave me a heart attack. - [At least three are fine, two are missing]

… I held my stomach, even though I felt no pain, my intestines seemed to have ruptured.

"Come back now!" - I heard Kiara's scream but I'm not sure as my vision became blurry.

No! I can not faint!

"Enma look for the location of those two girls!" - I scream with all my might.

Enma looked like she was about to say something so I hit the table. - "Look for them! ... I beg you ... Just look for them ..."

[I understand Master] - Enma nodded and cut the communication.

I kept holding my stomach, I felt it burning even though it wasn't painful.

"Kiara I need a healing potion or something, I think something inside me just collapsed" - I took a deep breath, although I did not feel pain, the sensation of having my gastric acids spilling through me was uncomfortable.

Kiara handed me a bottle that appeared to be empty, I opened it and noticed that the liquid inside the bottle was so clear that it seemed invisible.

I quickly drank the bottle and felt the discomfort in my stomach disappear.

"Thank you" - I began to massage my forehead, although my stomach was fine now my head hurt.

Kiara massaged my shoulders again, now I could only wait for Enma's report.

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