Sanctuary

Something isn't right...Damon was sitting at a round table, ready to be fed, and he couldn't help but notice that every patron around him was male...and not just that, they're all being foddled and cuddled by female demons, succubus...

Damon watched as the food was set on the table, and boy was it a lot, there were foods ranging from standard earth food to strange dishes such as 'Beating Human Hearts' and 'Crispy Human Ribs'

Damon gulped, trying to stop himself from vomiting when he suddenly felt a tap on his shoulder. "Why don't we go back to your room later, and get to know each other a little more?" A succubus asked Damon, totally taken by surprise, and unsure of what to say, Damon blurted out "I'd rather die...again"

"Wow, what a ladies man...you pompous moosefucker" The Succubus stomped away and instead cuddled and straddled another demon.

"Wow Damon!! You really are anti-social, huh?" Leroy asked while being touched all over the place by a group of succubus.

"I'm just here to live out to my afterlife, I haven't gone to the breaking point yet where I have to fuck a succubus-" Damon was interrupted by the sound of hissing from the Succubus. "Hey pal...don't you ever say that word again, they don't like being called any of that...we're supposed to call them a 'Patronage' " Leroy rolled his eyes, he suddenly made a sound similar to a motorcycle horn as a succubus crawled underneath the table in front of him.

Damon groaned and he immediately got up and walked away, that was just uncomfortable to watch. "Where are you going, friend?" The faceless man from before asked. "Everyone's just cumming and sucking at the dinner table, I can't deal with this!! Is the entire underworld so lusty?" Damon asked, "That's just how it is, if you aren't gonna make the best out of your time down here, then why bother?" The Faceless Man asked, "It'll be quite upsetting to see the food go to waste...but I guess I'll give the leftovers to the hell hounds" The Faceless man sighed.

"Yeah, you go do that...I'll be in my room" Damon grumbled before stomping back into his room and shutting the door.

"...Okay, something is definitely up" Damon muttered, there is no way they're providing a free home to people without a price, he had learned from his original life that nothing ever comes for free.

Leroy suddenly came bursting through the door with two succubus in his arms, "Hey check out these hot babes, eh?!" Leroy cackled. Damon got out and pointed at the door, "Get out" he said to the two succubus, "Woah hey, show them some respe-" "Get out" Damon repeated. "...Alright something is up with this bogus bum, I'll see you later Sheila, maybe we can have some back seat bingo in the car later" Leroy winked before shutting the door.

"What do you want from me?!" Leroy growled, "Look pal...I'm sure you're real infatuated by Sheila...but I'm about 97% sure they're luring you in so that they can steal your soul and devour you" Damon explained, "Devour my soul?! I'm already in hell, they can't steal my soul" Leroy scoffed, "They can still eat you!! Think about it, this sounds too good to be true, you get a free place to stay, free food AND you get to bang some whores and harlots?!" Damon stated, Leroy looked slightly confused by what Damon was saying, "...Babes and Sluts" Damon corrected himself, "Ohhhh pfft, yeah well...The Mistress explained that she tries to help any lowly sinners who need guidance" Leroy stated, "...There are only male sinners here!!! The females are all soul-sucking demons!!!" Damon yelled. "Well what're you gonna do? Break out?!" Leroy asked.

"That's exactly what I'm gonna do, I've had my fair shares of breaking out of prisons" Damon stated, "But if I'm going to break out, I need your help...can I count on you?" Damon asked. "Ha!!! No way, Jose, what's in it for me if I help you?" Leroy asked. "Umm...I'll take you to a club where you can fuck anyone you like...there are clubs down here, right?" Damon asked.

"Hmmm...so I either stay here and continue to sleep with succubus, possibly get eaten...or go out for some new salamis to bite on...Screw it, I'm in" Leroy exclaimed, putting his hand out for Damon to shake...