Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold

"Last night 211 people watched my video Bertha, I'm telling you I'm gonna be famous someday," a familiar voice echoed in Helomoto's head, "I can feel it."

"And 12 comments girl. Wooooooooo! Okay most were bots, but I know I'm gonna be famous, I could feel it," exclaimed Cleaning Lady.

Helomoto watched Cleaning lady from his spot in the Xerox corner.

"Who cares if it's reviews, you heard of that kid in Gabon who became #1 on Youtube by just reviewing office products?" Cleaning Lady went on.

She opened the door to Lucifer's office.

"PEEEEEEEEEYOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU"

She held her nose and fanned her face with her other hand.

"I swear this is my last straw. I am done with this woman and her stanky stank-ass stank."

Lucifer hadn't bothered to clean up after her client's sushi lunch. Her room had piles and piles of left over, day old sushi, plates, and cutlery. The pile of garbage had toppled over and littered every square inch of her office. The stench of day old sushi filled the rest of the office.

Helomoto tooted in laughter. He had started waking up early just to watch Cleaning Lady do her thing around the office. She was the best form of entertainment he had had in a while.

"Bertha, hold my wig I'm about to stank up her stanky place," she spat, "oh you think I'm not serious?"

"I'm NOT all talk girl, you're all talk!"

So far the information Helomoto had collected about Cleaning lady:

Her legal name was Miggery Gold, she was middle aged. She was clinically obese and lied to her doctor frequently about sticking to her diet. "We here for a good time, not a long time," he recalled her cackling.

She dreamt of luxury and becoming a millionaire the easy way out. She lived with her roommate: Useless-good-for-nothing Susan. She invested much of her earnings in luxury deodorants and ran a Youtube Channel where she reviewed these products. This was her number one plan to strike gold, it was also primarily why she was always in debt. Miggery loved stinky, spicy food and always ate one pastrami sandwich halfway through her cleaning.

"You sow," thought Helomoto.

"How you think I should stink up her room, Bertha?" Cleaning Lady asked her friend.

"AWWWWW NYASSSTEH," she yelled as she accidentally stepped in a half eaten sushi bowl.

"That's it! I know what I'ma do," she exclaimed as she reached over her bookshelf and picked one of the books on the topmost shelf. She placed it on the ground and bent over it.

Helomoto couldn't quite make out what was happening.

And then it hit him. Cleaning lady took a nice hefty dump inside the book, closed it shut and placed it back on the top shelf as she cackled. She spent the rest of her time making Lucifer's room immaculate.

Helomoto was stunned. In all his years of running an empire, forming political alliances etc. he had never seen revenge executed more perfectly.

"Miggery you dirty hog…you filthy animal. You are perfection." His heart betrayed his mind.

Helomoto was enamored.