Chapter 14: Hopeless Idiot

I woke up feeling something heavy resting on my chest. I slowly opened my eyes and I was greeted by the bright ray of the sun. I squinted a bit so I can see clearly. I forgot to close the curtains last night.

I looked at the guy sleeping peacefully on my chest. Yes, sleeping peacefully. His head is on my chest, with his right hand encircling my waist. I can smell my own shower gel from his soft locks. The curtains weren't the only thing I forgot. I forgot to remind this guy that my bed is off limits!

I forcefully pushed him off the bed. I heard him tumultuously crash on the floor, making him curse loudly.

"Shit!"

I peeked at him from the bed. He's scratching his head. I think it hit the floor when he fell down. Serves him right.

"How many times do I have to tell you to not sleep on my bed?!" It's fucking early in the morning and here I am, shouting at a guy frustratedly. What a great way to start the morning. I don't even know him that much to sleep together on the same freaking bed let alone cuddle with me!

His glared at me as he rubbed the part of his head that hit the floor. "I forgot, okay? You don't have to push me."

He looks so irritated with what I did. Well, I'm more irritated. He's even on top of me! Who am I not to get angry? I stood up from the bed before going to the kitchen to wash up and brush my teeth. I left him slumping on the floor while still rubbing his head.

I made coffee for the two of us. I'm sure he'll come out soon to drink coffee too. I went out to the veranda of my condo to get some fresh air. It’s a good thing that I don’t have any classes this Saturday and I had a good night’s rest. I don't feel tired at all.

I was looking at the beautiful morning view when Vyl spoke from behind me.

"Ven, what do you want to eat? I'll be the one to cook." I turned to face him and thought for a second.

"Why don’t we eat outside as well?" I suggested because we're going to shop later so I think it's better if we'll eat outside too.

"What? How can we eat outside? Is there a kitchen there?" He was about to walk towards the door when I stopped him. I slapped my forehead in dismay.

"What I meant is, let's eat in a restaurant. Or a fast food. Haven't you seen those stuff in T.V?" I'm not sure if he knew but he thought for a moment. Trying to remember what I’m pertaining to. The moment his face lightened up, I busted out laughing.

"Is that where people serve you food? You pay them for what you'll order, right?"

I nodded at his statement. It's weird how he describes things that are common in this world.

"Yep. That's it."

"It must be like an Enlivia Lounge. We pay gold coins to request for food that boosts our energy."

"Boosts?" I asked curiously. Is it like what people feel when they eat or is it a different kind of boost?

"You see, our magic is deeply connected with our energy. The amount of energy an individual has is a huge impact to how much they can use magic."

I'm amazed with how they're ability works. So, they have those stuff in his world, huh. It sounds really magical.

While we're talking, I glanced at the clock. I think we should start preparing. It’s better to leave sooner so that we can get back home early.

"I'll take a bath first. Don't enter the room until I'm done." He just nodded in response so I went inside to take a bath.

I just finished taking a bath and I'm currently looking for clothes to wear. It's been a long time since I went to the mall to hang out. I should put a little effort on my outfit today.

I chose a black off-shoulder crop top and paired it with a black mini skirt. My abdomen is slightly exposed but I didn't mind. I tied my long wavy brown hair that reached my thigh into a high ponytail. My hair is natural brown same with my eyes. I got it from my mother's side who has Spanish blood. It's one of my assets and it somehow makes me stand out in a crowd. I applied light make-up to make my face look a bit vibrant.

When I'm done preparing, I went out of my room. I caught Vyl watching T.V. again while holding a cup of coffee. He looked at my direction and paused for a bit. I raised an eyebrow at him before walking towards him and sitting right next to him.

"What are you looking at? Go and take a bath already so we can leave."

He didn’t respond and immediately got up to take a bath, That's weird. But then again, he's always weird. I just shrugged it off and watched T.V too while waiting for him to finish.

I noticed that it was Harry Potter that was playing. I let out a short laugh. He's taken an interest in Harry Potter? Is his world like this one too? Spells, wizards and witches? I remember he mentioned something about an empress? Or is it an enchantress? Maybe there are similarities.

After a couple of minutes, I heard the door opened and so my head turned to look at it.

"Hey! What-"

I immediately covered my eyes in surprise. What the fucking fuck is wrong with him?! He went out bare naked! I saw his whole freaking body! Ah, shit! My eyes! Motherfucking guy. I badly want to strangle him!

I turned my back at him, my hand still covering my face. "Why are you naked!"

"Ven, I don't have anything to wear."

Shit, right. I forgot that he doesn’t have anything to wear. That’s why we’re buying today. Goddammit.

"J-just cover up with anything. A-anything!" I stuttered while panicking. I just saw something disgusting for Pete's sake!

"What will I wear? And why are you even shouting?"

Who’s not gonna shout?! Is he an idiot? Oh my god, I had enough of this guy!

"Go back inside the bathroom. There’s a bathrobe that you can use!"

"Bathrobe?"

Fuck.

"Just go the fuck back inside! There’s something you can use to cover yourself with!" My hands are still on my face while my back’s turned against him. I heard the door closing so I slowly turned around to make sure if he’s not there anymore.

"Find something to cover your body, damn it!" I screamed. I can feel my cheeks heating out of embarrassment.

What the actual fuck. Does that guy even have a brain? Even if he’s from another world, who in their right mind would flaunt their naked body around? Were they not taught decency there? Is it natural for them to show off their naked body?! I can't imagine what world he grew up in!

I begrudgingly rubbed my temples. Thinking about Vylant gives me migraine. He's too ignorant! He worse than a kid.

A few moments passed and he came out of my room finally wearing something that covers his body, barely. He's now wearing my bathrobe. Good thing he figured out what a bathrobe is.

"So? What now?" The asked as he sat beside me on the couch. "I'll go out wearing this thing?"

"No!" I abruptly turned my head to him, causing him to back up a bit.

"Okay, chill. I'm just asking." He raised both hands as if surrendering.

I looked up and thought of something. Where can we get clothes as of the moment?

What if I called Hellios and asked him to bring some of his clothes here? That would be really suspicious. I can't afford to add more confusion in the current situation.

I was in the middle of thinking when Vylant broke the silence.

"Can't we borrow from someone for the meantime?"

"We can but where?"

Where can I borrow guy clothes?

I stopped moving when suddenly an idea popped up in my mind. It's a bit tricky and bad but it's the only choice I can think of. I hesitantly looked at him, making him furrow his eyebrows.

"I think I have an idea." I said while grinning.