Prologue

Dam fish! why are you so hard to catch. its the last day of summer and I have yet to catch one of you so just bite.

*Doink* Huh? whaaat! finally come to me yes just a little more and I'll have you!

*Crack* *Boom*

What the hell Why god I just got this fish on my line and you make it rain! sigh

well I guess it could be worse so...

Fuck my head hurts dam plant semen making my allergys go crazy.

"I'm sorry about that yuong one I was trying to kill that fish as it was actually a baby dragon but you were in the cross fire so as an apology you get some wishes and it will be the same rules as a genie." god

Huh well can't do anything anymore and why were you killing that dragon?

"Well it was going to end the world to soon and you seem way to OK with being dead."

Well my life wasn't anything special. so I get three wishes then?

"Yes and wow you were supposed to have a family? what happened."

they got murdered.

"Oh I'm sorry for the loss man what were there names."

Alice my wife Carter my son, Lindsey and Sophie my twins.

"I just checked and it looks like they got sent to a mother world and there doing good. meaning all out of harms way so if that helps you feel better."

Thank you for that it really helps to know that there doing good. So what do you do all day like I figure you would be pretty lonely here right?

"Well I would be lying if I said that it wasn't lonely sometimes as I don't really talk to many souls that come through the last one I talked to was 1 million years ago so yeah you can say I'm a bit lonely."

Well do I have a deadline for when I finish all three wishes. because I would gladly keep you company, while I think of my wishes.

" Really you would do that for me? but why you have no reason to."

Eh it should be interesting and who knows you might give me a good idea on a wish.

"OK well as your just a soul you don't need a bed so have fun."

(Go read my other book and write something that can help me out or if you just want to bully someone I'm the author)