Is it Christmas?

After finding the Transposing Kiln Reima looks around for a little while longer and checks for illusionary walls or secret passages... He doesn't find any, perhaps the gods thought this place was impenetrable? He guesses it probably was if one couldn't just teleport inside and bypass the majority of the defences. Reima leaves Gwyn's vault, his greed satiated for once, he walks past the looked vaults, Ornstein's, Smough's, Artorias's, Gough's, Ciaran and some other names he doesn't recognise from the game. It's a shame the didn't store extra sets of armour inside, Reima could've started cosplaying as them before entering their boss fights, for some reason the idea amuses Reima more than it should have. Reima spends another couple hours just wandering around the bank searching for any other valuables, unfortunately he doesn't find anything except parchments detailing how much the populace paid in taxes and where it's stored, Reima gets excited for a moment but realises that the taxes were immediately stored in Lord Gwyn's vault... He mourns the fact that the bank probably has a lot less than it should due to the state of the kingdom, with a huge amount of humanity turning into undead's it isn't surprising that the kingdom was slowly losing money over the centuries. Reima is just happy he made it before some other like-minded chap had a similar idea. Having enough of this pristine place he decides to teleport to the sisters cave, hopefully he won't get scolded too harshly for not visiting with Solaire.

1 hour later :

Reima "Ouuuuch! Please stop!" He pleads as he has his cheeks stretched and pinched by an angry lady attached atop a giant fiery spider demon.

Quelaag "I'll teach you to ignore us! Take this!" She twists his cheeks causing a strange high pitched sound to escape his lips. Over at the side Eingyi with his apprentice Laurentius, Solaire, Priscilla and Quelina watch as Reima receives his punishment.

Reima looks at them and pleads "Get this demon off me!" The others shrug before answering "You brought this upon yourself."

Reima's punishment finally ends and he can be seen sitting on the floor pouting, "I was going to give you guys some gifts but if this is how I'm going to be treated I'll forget about it!" He mock huffs and turns away. Immediately Quelina and Priscilla seem worried that they'd hurt his feelings and try to smother him in affection, unfortunately Quelaag and Solaire know this is a ploy to gain sympathy and stop the two similar sisters from coddling him.

Reima sees these two betrayers stop the his angels and pulls out two dresses, one that used to belong to Gwyndolin and is bright white with silver ornaments attached to it, making it look like a comfortable, nobles attire. The other dress belonged to Gwynevere and is a pale blue colour but shimmers in the light, it seems to be made of velvet or silk, against it's decorated with gold ornaments shaped in an imitation of the sun. He lays them atop a table that'd been put there by Eingyi to help Laurentius study pyromancy scrolls.

Reima "It's a shame you guys don't want them, this dress seems to be enchanted to calm and comfort nearby people, and this one can change shape according the the wearers size. He gives a sly smile before glancing innocently at Quelina and Priscilla.

The two innocent girls can't hold back anymore and launch themselves at the dresses, destroying the table in the process, Quelina immediately puts the dress over her head and slips into it, allowing the bottom to comfortably rest on her scaly lower half. Priscilla seems to have the same idea as she removes her fluffy white dress in a flash and slips into her mothers Pale blue one, Eingyi and Laurentius blush slightly when they catch sight of Priscilla's large breasts that are briefly revealed when she removes the shirt Reima had given her. Solaire drills holes in the back of their heads with his glare which causes them to talk about how interesting their previous lesson was.

Quelaag looks on semi-enviously at her sisters new dress, after the sisters had put them on they go to their respective sibling with joyful expressions, "How does it look" they repeat as if they were children who'd just had their first hair cut. Quelaag and Solaire pet their heads and try to gain control of the bubbling excitement exuding from the duo, a voice catches Quelaag's attention.

Reima "Ah, if you don't mind, I have a dress for you as well, Milady" he hands her a dark red slim silk dress that has slits in it's side that were originally made to show off a woman's legs... For Quelaag it only allows the dress to comfortable cover part of her lower bodies mangled appearance, luckily the dress seems to be slighly fire resistant as it hasn't immediately burst into flames upon being put on... This is probably the reason she has never worn clothes before. Quelaag immediately hugs him, funnily enough being the first person to actually thank him for the gift, realising their mistake the two sisters follow up with "Thank you" just after Quelaag is done with her "too long" hug.

Reima turns to Solaire, "Yo, as an apology for violating your mouth you can have these." He hands Solaire the miracles he had stolen from Gwynevere's vault.

He looks down at them and recognises where they're from, he doesn't comment on it and decides to thank Reima for being considerate anyway.

Eingyi and Laurentius look at him with what Reima would describe as "the ugliest puppy eyes he'd ever seen".

Reima "You're grown men, you look at me like that again and I'll file for harassment." He states in a blunt tone before tossing them a red titanite slab each. Each men immediately recognise the heavy item in their hands and start profusely thanking Reima, he waves them away to enjoy their gift, he's not in the business of acting like god to fuel his own ego.

After the gifts were given out an awkward atmosphere envelopes the small residence as each person apologises for not getting Reima anything, the girls give him a kiss on the cheek but when the men try to do the same they receive a quick Haki infused foot to the stomach.