A Gods Sufferings
*BANG*
As soon as Doppel left the room she immediately fell to the ground.
Yikes, time changes really messes up mortals, huh?
"oh yeah, there's a time alteration so you probably should've waited a second, forgot to remind you, sorry."
I got caught in my inner monologues
"I smelled the food and came out here…i won't blame you…for now" Ah that's fair.
*Knock* *Knock* *Knock*
"Ah, looks like my little oni is here"
"How many times do i have to say to not call me that." Ah, Shion, as tough as you want to sound your blush isn't hidden from me.
"Ms. Shion! Why are you here?! Did the King send you!?" Even someone like Doppel who is usually super lax has became attentive, with respect shining in her eyes.
The respect instilled in them really is something, huh.
"Doppel, is it? Why do you smell like him?"
Uh Oh, Shions jealousy is coming out.
"I'm grateful that you know my name, but why do you care what i do in private with him?" ah shit, here we go again.
"You little…"
She's getting possessive like she is in canon…
Can't lie though, it's pretty hot.
I mean, do you have a practically naked girl and a big breasted girl fighting for you?
No, no you don't.
I can help you out though, i'll be your R.O.B when you need it.
*More Yelling*
They still haven't stopped and I'm getting annoyed now.
"Shion, Stand down! I will not repeat myself."
…
Instantly the room went quiet and Shion lowered her head and kneeled.
With her loyalty she'd probably be good friends with Darkness solely based on that.
Doppel is frozen since i let a little bit of my Kings Aura leak in that yell.
She probably felt an overwhelming desire to kneel and devote herself and it was too sudden and unexpected for her to handle.
Miia is deeper in the house and wasn't a target so she isn't affected.
"I'm Sorry, My Lord. It won't happen again."
"I Hope. Now stop with the 'My Lord' title, i allowed you to call me by name."
"And you, Doppel, are you seriously going to freeze up on me now? you were very active an hour ago." i added the last part with a teasing smile.
"I- are- are you- what- who are you?" haha seeing the usually smug Doppel so nervous makes me smile.
"I'm sure you could use context clues, i mean i'm sure Shion over there doesn't kneel or call just any monster 'My Lord'. i mean, if anyone else tried to order her like that they'd be dead before they finished the sentence."
Not lying, i've seen it happen with arrogant monsters who weren't raised correctly.
"Hey, cut it out." i had to stop Doppel before she kneeled.
She kneeled enough earlier, if you know what i mean.
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Why would god do this to me?
Oh wait, i'm god…
If you're wondering what i did to myself, let's just say Shion felt bad for earlier and decided to use her cooking skills to make me an apology meal.
That wouldn't be a problem, if she had any actual cooking skill!
But she decided to get some help.
And who did she enlist for help? Miia!
I have not one, but two F class cooks trying to make me some food…
Shion wanted to apologize, but Miia…Miia wanted to show her appreciation for being able to live here and explore.
Plus she's young, with all the fun things we have planned to do and with my looks, i'm sure she's in the beginning stage of a crush.
Miia doesn't really see an issue with Shion being here since she thinks i'm a high ranking official.
But, that's my situation.
I may be a god, but i'm sure this food would have a god slaying attribute on it…
"We're done! Eden, we made you your favorite, steak and garlic butter baked potatoes!"
(A/N: i'm so fucking hungry rn. btw how do you like your steaks?)
'Why is it purple?!'
Are you kidding me?
This looks like something Aya would have made me with play-doh when she was younger.
And Aya's would probably taste better!
Ah, fuck it!
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This isn't legal.
'Did Shion come to apologize or to commit Regicide?!'
Guess i have to rest so we can go out exploring tomorrow, i also have to make sure Maki is doing well in the game.