chapter 11

Now for the next 11 months daphne and her sister will be coming to our house so we can get to know each other let me tell you ice queen really was a good nickname for her I then began to think about how most mc in cultivation novels get with the ice queen.

Is that a definite thing because I don't think I have a protagonist Aura as I have nearly died a few times or will it be like dragon ball I will die but Luna or pandora keeps bringing me back?

Shit look up or find out if the harry potter universe is part of any other what is possible think clip ok Percy Jackson might be here hell is real here fuck what might be hell like here what was I watching before I died that had to do with hell.

Hazbin hotel, Hellvaboss, lucifer shit there's a lot you know what I'm not thinking about it anyway as I was saying yeah now have to deal with 3 girls who keep making me go to a tea party.

Although Luna kept mixing mushrooms into the tea saying how we can get to wonderland if we drink it let me tell you we didn't find a wonderland I think it was 3 hours later that mum found us licking stones and staring into space.

Let's just say she was pissed apparently mum grows them for the cult night that happens every Saturday so yeah that didn't happen again thankfully.

Now I think I have told all of you, Luna, in adorable yet completely evil well I was being serious you see Luna is a naturally evil mastermind hidden behind a kind exterior and I'm not joking.

I think it took 3 days before she had Astoria sighing a contract that all her podding at Hogwarts will be hers.

I honestly worry that somehow she will take over the world using chocolate pudding and no one would know about it I can actually see it happening with Luna.

The next time something happened was 1 month later we had just eaten dinner the Greengrass sisters were staying over here tonight when mum suddenly started shaking.

I and Luna knew she was just getting possessed by a higher being I looked at the calendar in the room we have one in each room of the house to help keep track of events happening that day.

Yeah, daphne and Astoria freaked their shit out since mum was floating now and glowing she started screaming about being free and how mortals should prepare for her.

Which could be really miss understood as some evil being let free when really it is just Calypso she had been stuck on that island of hers for hundreds of years mum found her island when she was younger and made a pact.

So yeah every Saturday Calypso takes over mum and heads to the human world she's kind of a pro gambler in the circuits.

I remember her coming with like 5 buildings' certificates of ownership she made 3.2 million in one night from gambling I remember it well because she brought back every flavor of pizza.

So yeah it took 2 hours to calm the girls down and explain everything was fine she would be back tomorrow at 12 am.

After that thing's calmed down again another 3 months passed and the only strange thing that happened was Luna somehow made an army of Nifflers and made them give her their gold for some reason.

There were at least 30 of them she even had them wearing little black suits with an auto-cleaning feature talk about posh little fuckers.

I'm sure one was eyeing me up like what the hell am I looking at before looking from me to Luna and nodding like he realized I was related to Luna.

It's weird but ok then I really feel like Luna will take over by the time I get to Hogwarts I don't know whether to be proud or worried about how things could turn out.

will Hogwarts even survive when she gets there for some reason I don't think the teachers are gonna enjoy the chaos me and Luna will bring.