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DxD: The story? No, my goal is to f*ck them all!

Our protagonist die due an accident and reincarnate in the world of Hischool DxD but his objective is not the story, he doesn't want to be involved in an absurd fight, his goal is simple, to fuck them all! this is his objective, follow our protagonist whose only objective is to make all the waifus in dxd his brides. Things to expect from this fic: System: Yes Netorare: No Yaoi: No Yuri: No Sex: a lot Mind Control: No Netori: Yes Update: one chapter for day.

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CHAPTER 199 – GODS

"Nice to meet you all, but you don't need to talk to me so formally, I don't like formalities!" – said Odin with a smile.

Regardless of how Odin was depicted in Greek mythology, the Odin in front of me seemed quite nice.

"Ehem, Odin-sama, you should be a little more serious and behave with a little more dignity" - Rossweisse said with a frown.

"That's right, ehem, good morning everyone, I hope your stay here is to your liking" – said Odin somewhat more seriously.

"Hahaha, that isn't so like you, old man!" – Poseidon laughed.

Odin and Poseidon were always like that, it's true that Zeus was quite serious, but the two of them liked to talk this way and didn't care much about formalities.

"What are you laughing at, fish?! I was trying to be serious!" - said Odin.

"I told you, old man, that isn't so like you!" - said Poseidon.

"I'm not that old!" - cried Odin.

They both looked like they were about to fight, but suddenly, Ross hit them both in the head.

"Behave, we are in front of many gods and you are also making a bad impression on our guests!" – Ross said angrily.

"Ouch! You shouldn't be so tough Ross, that's why you haven't found a boyfriend yet" - Odin said in pain.

Hearing that, Rossweisse frowned and struck Odin again.

"Why was that?!" - said Odin.

"I don't have a boyfriend because I don't want to" - Ross said angrily.

Obviously it was a lie, due to her personality, Rossweisse had a hard time finding a boyfriend, in fact, almost all of her friends were married and some of them even had children, however, she didn't even have a boyfriend and had never had one.

"Yes, yes, whatever you say" - said Odin.

Odin didn't want to argue with her anymore because he knew that she would never acknowledge that he was right.

While this situation was unfolding, our heroes looked at the scene in amazement, it's funny to see how well they get along.

"Ehem, it's not that I'm in a hurry or anything, but I'd like to know why we've been summoned here today" - I said with a smile.

Actually being here is a nuisance, I'd rather be at home having sex with my women than here, standing in some kind of giant room with numerous people (Gods) staring at me and two gods fighting in front of me.

"Don't worry, it won't last long, we just wanted to meet you" - Poseidon said.

"Really, just for that?" – I asked in amazement.

"Among other things I will now say to you, however, before I tell you the real reason why I summoned you, I would like to speak with the person who captivated Ophis, the most powerful being in the world and who is even more powerful than us" - Odin nodded.

When the gods heard the news of Hermes, they couldn't believe their ears, Ophis had gotten married and if that wasn't enough, her husband was a male devil, which meant that Ophis was now a woman!

It should be said that previously Ophis was an androgynous being and did not have gender despite her appearance, besides, she had never been interested in anything other than her home and loneliness, that is why they were surprised by this news because Ophis was a being that even they feared and not even the strongest among them dared to challenge her, that's how powerful she was.

After hearing this news, they continued to investigate the devil that had managed to captivate the most powerful being of all and soon after they discovered his name, where he lives and... All in all, they basically knew even the number of wives he currently had.

Surprisingly, Kazuya's wives were not just normal women, but very influential and powerful women, that's why they wanted to meet him, because all the gods and goddesses were curious to know what kind of man Kazuya was, what kind of man could captivate so many powerful and influential women, they wanted to know the secret of his success and maybe learn from him.

"Well... It just happened, I wouldn't want to tell the details of my private life if it's possible" - I said.

I don't want everyone to know about our history, especially from people I don't even know.

"Ok, however, I have a very important request that I and Poseidon want to ask of you" - Odin said seriously.

"Exactly, it is extremely important that you comply with the request that we are going to make of you, it is extremely important that you do so" – nodded Poseidon.

From their expressions, it seemed like it was something very serious that I got nervous about and started thinking about what it could be.

"We want..." - said Odin.

"What we want is..." - said Poseidon.

We all swallowed hard waiting for the request of both gods as they wondered how important it was.

"Please teach us how to flirt with girls!" - said Odin.

"That's right, you are superior to us, your ability to captivate women is legendary, please be our teacher and teach us your art!" – Poseidon nodded.

It was well known that both gods were very lustful and had dozens of wives, but for them to make such a request to a mortal... It was embarrassing.

Hearing this, Ross became angry and hit them again.

"This is not the time to talk nonsense, let's talk about the real reason why you summoned them!" - said Ross angrily.

She couldn't believe how scoundrel these two were.

"Ouch, that hurt" - Odin said.

"You didn't have to hit so hard" - Poseidon nodded.

"Tell them the real reason why they're here, don't force me to hit you again!" - said Ross angrily.

"Okay, okay, we'll tell him, just don't hit us anymore" - Odin nodded.

Poseidon also nodded and then proceeded to explain the real reason why we were here.

"Well, Ross is right, the real reason why I summoned you here is something very important" - Odin said.

Now his tone and expression were more serious, I hope he doesn't say another nonsense or I'll leave.

"What is it about?" - asked Serafall.

"Apparently Loki and Hades have been acting a little strange lately" - Poseidon said.

"What do you mean?" – I asked curiously.

"We basically haven't heard from them in a while and according to our spies they are recruiting people and looking for certain items" - Odin said.

"What? And why are they doing that?" - asked Serafall seriously.

"We don't know, but we think they're collaborating with someone and planning to do something" - Odin said.

But before they could say anything else, someone else spoke.

"You know very well who they are collaborating with, I mentioned it to you earlier, they are colluding with these humans, the three of them share a common goal" – said a female voice.

When I looked I saw that it was what appeared to be a loli, she was about 140cm tall, she was wearing a kind of red and white kimono with a skirt of the same color, she had long hair, black as coal, eyes of the same color and an orange crown with jewels encrusted, in fact, It seemed that the shape of the crown was a sun.

"Amaterasu, I already told you that we have no proof of that" - Poseidon said.

She is Amaterasu, the Japanese goddess of the sun ?!

"First of all, it's a pleasure to meet you, my name is Amaterasu, the sun goddess of Japanese culture" – Amaterasu introduced herself.

"It's my pleasure, we're..." – I tried to say.

"You don't need to tell me, I've heard everything before" - Amaterasu interrupted.

"Amaterasu-sama, what did you mean earlier?" - asked Ross suddenly.

"Although I have no proof of it, I know that those two are colluding with a human organization called the 'Hero Faction', based on my research, they are a group of humans seeking supremacy, in fact, their goal is to wipe out us, the gods, Ophis and the Great Red, as well as the Maou and the ancestors of the Gremory houses, Sitri and Phenex" - said Amaterasu.

"What? Where did you get all that information?" - asked Poseidon, surprised.

"They have previously tried to attack other cities in Japan with the aim of killing all the youkai" - Amaterasu said.

"I'm sorry to hear that, but I still don't know how you can possibly know all that" - Odin said confusedly.

Odin is right, even if they tried that, how is it possible that Amaterasu has all that information?

"You don't understand, the reason for their attacks is not only because they hate the other races, but also to provoke me, they want to provoke me so that I myself will come out and confront them" - Amaterasu said.

"Impossible, no matter how powerful are them, you're much powerful than they can imagine, they couldn't even scratch you!" – Odin said.

"That's why I think they're both colluding, think about it, first they provoke me to come out and face them knowing that I'm much more powerful than them and at the same time Hades and Loki start behaving in that weird way, don't you think it's too much of a coincidence?" – Amaterasu said.

It makes some sense, otherwise, why would they provoke Amaterasu knowing that she can annihilate them?

"You mean those humans are colluding with Hades and Loki? But I don't understand, why?" - asked Poseidon in surprise.

 

 

 

Ok, that's all for today! Did you like it? Tell me in the comments if you want it.

OK, today I have to tell you something, on Saturday, Sunday and Monday I will not upload any chapter, the reason for this is because I go on vacation tomorrow, but do not worry, on Tuesday we will return to normal schedule, after all, it is only 3 days, thank you for your understanding

Next R-18 Chapter: Chapter 204.

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