Oh hello there little fly.
I grinned as I felt the summoning call I gave to Rias Gremory activate. Answering the call I bypassed all the protections on the Gremory home and teleported straight into the heiress's room, arriving to see Rias in a sorry state with puffy eyes and a completely defeated posture. Wasting no time, I took her hand and opened the door connecting her room to her ensuite bathroom, using Flash Air to change the destination.
We arrived in an after hours office building with a many small offices along the wall to our right and a maze of cubicles to our left. I began opening all the doors and using Flash Air to open portals to various locations, doing this thirty times in total around several floors, then turned back and chose a door randomly while sending a bit of energy from the both of us down each door.
Now, even if they find someone clairvoyant enough to get around the raw mystery involved in my Monster's Inc travel method, they will now have thirty locations they need to spread their search teams over.
We entered a little home in Sobotka, Poland during the afternoon and I began working my magic on the owner.
"Babcia!" I called out to the old woman in who owned the home, quickly creating almost two decades of false memories, "It's Dio! You missed me at the airport, but I came anyway."
"Why would I want to see such an ungrateful and unruly grandchild like you!" my new grandmother shrieked arriving at the top of her stairwell in anime shrunken old person form.
"Don't think that Kord didn't let me know how much you wanted to see me and my soon to be bride now that I can come back from Brazil." I shouted up at her with a smile on my face.
My devil energy was spreading across the city, inducing mass hypnosis and creating a new identity, going so far as to swap the ink on certain records and add me into various framed pictures.
I was now a kid who dropped out of school to work as a grease monkey before getting involved in the local gang's carjacking ring, after a few years working a rat outed me to the cops who were kind and corrupt enough to let me know and I took a working vacation to sunny Brazil where I managed the gang's gun running operation, funneling weapons to a Brazilian cartel and drugs back to Poland until the testimony that condemned me as an outlaw was quietly dealt with.
Best part was that I was going to mind whammy both sides and use Flash Air to move their product from now on as an easily farmable source of income and high level completed contracts. Devil's gain power by completing contracts for those with great desires, and I knew exactly where to go for the big ticket wins.
"Well, lets see this girl that says she loves a stupid little goon like you." my grandmother said as she came down the stairs and the little woman's eyes bugged out behind her glasses at the sight of us.
"Not only working with gangs," she gasped, "but steroids too! When will you finally learn boy? How did you even convince such a lovely young lady to marry you?"
"It was certainly a hard sell, ma'am." Rias smiled as she fell into her role, proving that she had that natural Devil instinct for lies and drama.
"Babcia, all the guys in Brazil are on steroids. I didn't want to stand out by being such a string bean." I weakly defended my choice to get swole before my grandmother's scorn.
She remembered Mini Dio after all.
"Silly boy. Steroids will make your manhood small." Babcia turned and entered the kitchen to start preparing dinner for everyone, "How will you keep such a woman satisfied with steroid peepee."
"I had too much manhood to begin with, Babcia." I laughed, "I needed to lose a little or it wouldn't fit!"
"Nonsense." she scoffed, "You used to run around this house naked as a little boy. You were nothing special."
Babcia bringing the spice. I don't know how I am going to survive the week tops we have before someone supernatural finds us. I haven't exactly been throwing around a tiny portion of power here after all.
A few hours of Babcia needling me over the the many vivid memories I put in her head later and we ended up at her dinner table.
"Eat, drink, and loosen your belts." she declared as we started spooning sweet and sour czernina into our mouths.
"I like this. What is it?" Rias asked.
"Duck's blood soup." I answered with a grin and kept eating while she started looking ill.
Babcia smirked between spoonfuls at her reaction.
Rias made sure to ask about what was in the kishka before eating any of the sausage.
Babcia went to bed soon after dinner and we found ourselves in the guest bedroom sans any tracking spells that I'd dealt with before we even left her bedroom.
"Okay, I get it." Rias shook her head, "You're good. Way better than I could have possibly imagined. The thing with the doors, and how I didn't even sense you messing with the old woman. But you shouldn't take advantage of her just because you can."
I chuckled at that, "Before we came here she had led a very hard and lonely life. Many people in this area have. The Nazis, the Soviets, life's hardships. Now she has almost two decades of happy memories and a dozen boys who think they grew up with me that from now on will call her Babcia and visit her regularly. Help her take care of her home and errands. You were impressed with my work on the woman, I have been working all over the city on people and been forging records. Speaking of." I pulled out a pair of passports and other identification documents and all the paperwork we needed to file to get married.
I passed it to her and her eyes got wide.
"We elope here in the human world and Riser can't refuse to fight me for you." I told her, "A marriage here doesn't have all the baggage of a proper Devil marriage. You aren't my toy, I don't own your Peerage. Divorce is simple, and despite how little weight it would hold in Devil law, it would make my claim on you ironclad. The Phenex's would either have to fight me, or back off. They lose either way."
"You are really so confident you can beat him?" Rias shook her head remembering her defeat against him.
"He stands no chance." I grinned.
"So we take all of this down to the courthouse tomorrow and I am Mrs. Astaroth, at least in the human world." Rias sighed.
"No no, my dear." I laughed, "We are getting married in a church."
"What?" she shrieked.
"Don't worry, a quick bounded field and Heaven won't be alerted to the priest blessing our union, and the idea of two Devils getting married in church is the kind of profane that makes life worth living." I grinned.
"You're crazy." Rias stated.
"Try uninhibited." I smiled and stood up to lean down and take those pouty lips with a kiss.
With a few quick moves I had the red head out of her top revealing the true treasures of this verse. Fuck the Sacred Gears, fuck the incredible affluence, even fuck the ridiculously easy path to ultimate power, the true treasure of DxD is the mountains of absolutely glorious titflesh.
Big ol' tiddies.
I had her on her back on the bed, enveloped my cock in her cleavage, and buried the tip in her mouth and I knew for a fact that Sirzechs could show up right now and annihilate me, and that my short time possessing this body will have been well spent, full of achievement and glory for my house.
For this is Heaven. Michael can play around on daddy's throne and pretend he is doing something important, but the real magic is happening right here in Sobotka.
She thought she was done when she sucked down my load. Adorable.
I hate stories where the MC goes on and on about how bitches ain't shit and nutting ain't worth dying over. I am not about that life and niether is Dio. Next chapter will reveal a big part of the equation that will push Dio from Ultimate Class to Satan Class.
For those among you unfamiliar with DxD's devil power classes, Ultimate Class can fight roughly on par with minor gods and Satan Class can fight on par with the major gods. The Super Devils are a subset of Satan Class that can battle the top ten beings in setting. These are Sirzechs Lucifer, Ajuka Beelzebub, and Rizevim Lucifer, though I am not impressed by Rizevim's performance and don't think he can actually successfuly battle any of the top ten straight up.
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