Issei's Lusty Introduction to Life as a Devil: Chapter 3 - The Riser 'Problem'

Issei grunted in annoyance when the beautiful symphony of Akeno's rapturous moans were interrupted yet again by her phone going off on the bedside table.

He pulled back from Akeno's drenched pussy and admired his handiwork. Akeno's voluptuous body was completely bare to him, her pale skin shining with a sheen of sweat while her long black hair was tied up in a large, messy bun to keep it from getting in the way. He couldn't see her beautiful violet eyes - the blindfold covering them from his view - but with the way she was piteously moaning and raising her hips off the bed and in his direction, he assumed they were overcome with list.

She probably hadn't even heard her own phone going off.

Issei hummed in approval as he eyed her massive tits swaying from side to side on her chest as she tried to manoeuvre closer to him, though she was hampered by her arms and legs being tied to the bed posts.

Akeno's modest, yet beautifully decorated bedroom had become a frequent hangout for the two. It was very rare that they'd meet up elsewhere, let alone his place, for their little sexcapades.

'Which is probably fair. Girls must have some kind of magic that keeps their room looking and smelling pristine. And given how much of a slut Akeno is, that's probably literally the case…'

When this had all started, he couldn't believe his luck that he, Issei Hyoudo, had a regular fuck buddy like Akeno Himejima at his beck and call. While they weren't exclusive, it was more than he'd ever dreamed of. And while she still supposedly had her stable of studs that she played with, it was extremely rare that she wasn't available when he called, or vice versa.

'So why do I feel so bored of this?'

If Past Issei had even had an inkling that Future Issei, in his position, would ever dare think such a thing, he was sure he'd have punched himself. But he couldn't help it. He also knew the answer to this question, but it had taken him a while to admit it to himself.

The idea of having a woman as beautiful as Akeno to fuck whenever he liked, while also retaining the option to play with other girls - an option he'd gleefully used Akeno's teachings to take advantage of several times already - sounded like a dream come true for most, if not all teenage boys the world over.

'But not me,' Issei thought with a sigh as he reached for Akeno's phone on the bedside table. 'I'm living the dream and I'm the idiot that wants to burn it all to the ground and find himself a girlfriend. When did I get so lame?'

'Why did you stop?' Akeno had stopped moaning piteously and genuinely sounded annoyed now. 'If you think you can edge me for hours and just leave me unsatisfied -'

'Like you did to me last week?' Issei interrupted her with a raised brow she couldn't see, but definitely heard.

Akeno paused in thought before a devious smile graced her beautiful features. 'I did do that, didn't I?'

Issei liked Akeno, he really did. But over the past two months, he'd come to realize that she was more like one of his bros - that was also incredibly beautiful and he got to fuck - than a girl he wanted to date. And while 'being a bro' wasn't specifically an undesirable trait he'd want in a girlfriend, he could do without the pettiness, constant ribbing and general lack of affection.

Oh, and he also wanted her all to himself, which automatically disqualified Akeno as girlfriend material. Rias too, for that matter.

'Not that I'd touch that crazy NTR-loving psycho with a ten-foot pole. She'd probably just tie me up and have her way with one of her huge-dicked fuck buddies in front of me…'

And speaking of Rias…

'Rias has called you four times. I guess I'm so good you didn't even notice?'

Heat rushed to Akeno's cheeks and Issei revelled in her embarrassment. 'What time is it?' she asked as she pulled at her restraints. Issei loved the effect the jerky movements were having on her S-tier tits.

'Eight-thirty,' Issei answered with a quick look at the clock on Akeno's phone.

'Shit,' she cursed as she pulled at her restraints more urgently. 'I was supposed to meet her at seven-thirty! Stop smirking!'

'You can't even see my face,' Issei innocently replied, his shit-eating grin loud and clear in his tone.

'I don't need to,' she replied and Issei didn't need to see her eyes to see she'd rolled them. A notification ping went off as Akeno received a message.

I need to speak to you. Call me ASAP!

'She wants you to call her. Sounds urgent,' Issei informed as he initiated the call.

'Ugh, untie me,' she demanded as her delectable body wriggled on the bed. There was enough give in the ropes that she could mostly move her body freely, but she was still very much restrained.

Issei dropped the phone by her head and put it on speaker as he sidled up next to her sweat-slick body and rotated her so her back was to him.

'What are you doing?' Akeno hissed as she heard the phone ringing on speaker.

Issei was about to answer when he was cut off by Rias' tinny voice. He didn't understand how phones could be so advanced these days, but their speakers still sound like dogshit.

'Akeno? Are you in trouble?'

Rias might have a bit of a screw loose, but her care for her peerage, especially her best friend, was never in doubt.

'No, sorry,' she answered with a glare in his direction over her shoulder. He couldn't see it, but he knew it was there. 'I let myself get distracted, I apologize. What's the emergency?'

'Ahuh,' Rias replied, managing to sound amused, unsurprised and dubious in equal measure. 'It's Riser. He's running his mouth again. I got another call from Grayfia about behaviour unbecoming of my station.'

As the girls talked, Issei lifted Akeno's leg from behind and slid his achingly hard cock into her still gushing love tunnel. Akeno, her pussy hyper-sensitive from the hours of edging, arched her back into him and stuffed her face into the pillow to muffle her ecstatic moan.

'...are you still letting yourself get 'distracted'?' Rias asked in deadpan before Akeno could reply.

'Sorry,' Akeno bit out around a moan. 'What is he... nng… saying, exactly?'

Sounding more amused than annoyed, Rias nonetheless answered. 'He's been bragging to anyone that'll listen that he deflowered me and I'm basically totally submissive to him now.'

Akeno laughed and Issei had to hold back one of his own at the ludicrous notion.

'I told you it was a-aah mistake to nng... have sex with him,' Akeno chided as Issei continued to thrust into her. He'd snaked his hands around her delectable body and was fondling her huge tits while also suckling on her ear-lobe.

He knew all of Akeno's weak points.

'Yeah, well, if I was going to be betrothed to him, I had to at least sample the goods,' Rias rebutted in a bored tone. They'd obviously had this conversation countless times before.

'And look where that got you,' Akeno replied in a breathy tone. 'You smashed his ego and now he's lashing out.'

'He was a terrible lover,' Rias rebutted uncaringly. 'I don't know how much he pays his little harem sluts, but it must be a lot for them to fawn over him like they do.'

'Or they all actually were hnng virgins when they mm-met him.'

'Or that,' Rias conceded with an annoyed sigh. 'How much longer are you going to be? We need to do something. I don't care what the annoying gnat tells his buddies - he's never laying a finger on me again - but it's causing trouble for Grayfia. I'd rather that not be the case.'

'It depends,' Akeno said and Issei rolled his eyes when he heard the mirth creep into her tone. He could read this bitch like a book at this point. He slowly snaked his left hand down from her tit towards her hyper-sensitive clit as she wound up her no-doubt viscous attack on his ego. 'You can only do so much when -'

Issei struck. Instead of nibbling on her ear-lobe he bit down on her neck. His right hand both pinched and pulled on her puffy nipple while his left did likewise with her clit. He also made sure to time all of his attacks with a bout of viscous thrusting into his bound lover.

'-oooooOOOOOH fuck,' Akeno screamed, her taunt no doubt targeting his manhood in some way cut off at the knees.

He loved it when he made her curse.

'What was that Akeno?' Rias asked with barely contained amusement. 'I didn't catch the end of that. Did you stub your toe?'

'Fuck yoooOOOOU RiAAAAAHs,' Akeno tried to rebut but Issei wasn't relenting. He viciously tore off half of her bindings so he could flip her onto her stomach and really pound into her. He also latched onto a specific point at the base of her neck and started applying increasing pressure with his bite, ratcheting up Akeno's pleasure even further.

Akeno was a bit of a freak. Equal parts sadist and masochist.

He relished in not only the feeling of Akeno's warm pussy squeezing his member, but also his pelvis smacking loudly into her fleshy ass with every thrust. His technique was a result of countless hours learning each other's bodies, combined with lots and lots of practical experience.

Speaking of, Issei and Akeno hadn't only been fucking in their spare time over the past two months. Rias had had her teaching him what she could about Devil Magic. To everyone's surprise, he took to it rather well, better than the others in the peerage did save for Rias and Akeno themselves.

He called upon that expertise right now to deliver his coup-de-gras. The thought that Rias would also, in a way, get to experience his skill filled him with even more determination and excitement. Issei grinned as his fingers crackled with electricity - red electricity, because he had a brand to propagate and devil magic made no sense whatsoever.

Akeno froze at the sound, audible even over the clapping of their bodies, Issei not having paused in his thrusts.

'Oh?' Rias said, the lusty voyeur intrigued by the highly familiar sound. 'This should be interesting.'

'No, wait, not nooooooooOOOOOOOO FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK,' Akeno screeched as he slipped his hand under her body and pinched her clit before sending waves of demonic electricity straight into it.

Again, devil magic made no logical sense. It looked like electricity, it even smelled like it. Shit, if he wanted it to, it could even feel like sending thousands of volts of current directly into his lover and fry her instantly…

He didn't want to kill her though. Devil magic was almost entirely based on the willpower and intent of the caster. His intent was to overflow Akeno with pleasure with a… not inconsiderable amount of pain, but just the right amount for the crazy masochist's tastes.

He honestly didn't understand how anyone found learning this brand of magic difficult...

'You still with me Akeno?' Rias asked in a breathy and amused tone. Issei wasn't surprised by her amusement, but the breathiness shocked him.

'She's clearly getting off on this. Not just an exhibitionist, the voyeur is strong in this one…'

'You...try...carrying...on...a conversation...while getting...fucked like...that,' Akeno ground out after several moments of intense breathing and trying to get her quaking body under control. Issei flopped off Akeno, put his hands behind his head and watched her try to recover with an incredibly self-satisfied smirk on his face.

Rias laughed. 'Whatever. Come to the club-house so we can discuss what we're gonna do about Riser. Bring Issei too.'

She hung up before either could respond.

'How did she know you were the one with me?' she said as she took off her blindfold and looked at him with narrowed eyes. Her sex-flushed face pouting at him only made her look even more beautiful in his eyes.

'I didn't tell her,' he shrugged, his shit-eating grin still in place. 'Maybe you've been talking to her about me and she knew only I could make you squeal -OOF,' he choked out a laugh as Akeno started hitting him with her pillow.

Akeno flailing around on the bed butt naked, her tits flying every which way unrestrained and her body still showing signs of the hours of sex they'd had was one of the hottest things he'd ever seen.

He would miss it.

He stepped out of the portal and instantly frowned in annoyance when he noticed it was half a meter off-target. Rias had a designated area in the Occult Research Club's main office for incoming portal travel to avoid 'accidents.' He could clearly make out the bright runic array on the floor being too far over in one direction.

It was still a perfectly executed portal, but he'd come to find a certain amount of pride in how easy magic came to him. Seeing how far off target he was, even if it by an ultimately inconsequential amount, rankled him.

Especially since Akeno nailed it perfectly every time.

'Better luck next time, Issei,' Akeno teased as she glided out of the portal looking as immaculate as ever, not a trace of their escapades visual on her perfect features. Her pristine Shrine Maiden outfit, almost ironic, given the one wearing it.

'Do you two ever stop?' Rias asked in an exhausted tone. The King of their little group was seated at her desk, still in her sexy school uniform sans tie with a few buttons undone. She was seated in her favourite high-backed, throne-style armchair, her beautiful legs crossed and her head resting on her closed fist as she eyed them in amusement.

'I swear she saw that pose in an anime and has been trying to perfect it since,' Issei thought snidely as he looked at her with a raised brow. 'I didn't say anything. I'm just the constant target of abuse by you two. I might go to HR.'

Rias and Akeno rolled their eyes in such synchronicity he could believe they'd been best friends for most of their lives.

'Seriously, there's only so much battering a male's ego can take. You might make me cry.'

In truth he'd long since stopped caring. It really was very hard to take their jibes seriously when he had no sexual interest in one, and the other was just a few minutes ago shaking violently in orgasm.

Rias grinned. 'From what I heard, Akeno was the one much closer to crying…'

'You're hilarious,' Akeno snapped back in deadpan, refusing to rise to the bait. She took a seat opposite Rias in a chair equally as ostentatious and, no doubt, outrageously expensive as the King's own. Issei leaned against the edge of the hefty oak desk and crossed his arms, not finding the thrones all that comfortable.

'So. Riser.'

Rias ignored her briefly. 'Your progress with your magical studies is really very remarkable Issei. It took your peerage-mates over a year to get where you've gotten in just a month.'

'Even Akeno?' he asked with a cheeky grin.

'She started learning magic when she was still a child,' Rias reminded him, heading off Akeno's angry outburst.

'That's not a no,' he shot back with a shit-eating grin.

'Regardless, I did actually call you both here for a reason,' Rias reminded them, before Akeno could challenge Issei to a magical honour duel or something equally ridiculous. 'I have no idea what to do about Riser. He's refusing to accept my request for cancellation of our betrothal, and he's running his mouth so much that it's starting to have negative political consequences for my brother and Grayfia.'

'Her brother is the big kahuna, isn't he? I thought their society was 'might makes right,' why does the politics matter?' Issei thought with a frown as he listened.

'What kind of consequences?' Akeno asked as she folded her hands in her lap. Feeling a little parched, Issei decided to put on a kettle as the two girls conversed.

'Riser, through his family, is pushing so hard for the marriage to go through, the fact that Sirzechs won't speed it up is causing murmurs of favouritism and nepotism. Especially since a union between two pure blood families is so desired by the traditionalists.'

'What's the point of taking power through force of might if you still need to deal with the bickering of entitled nobles?' Issei thought as the water came to a quick boil.

'How is that different from his usual whinging?' Akeno asked. 'He's been pushing to have the marriage as soon as possible ever since you let him fuck you.'

'You're never going to let me live that down, are you?'

'Are you implying I'm petty Rias? How cruel.'

Issei snorted and ignored Akeno's narrow-eyed glare as he poured three cups of tea, each to their recipient's preferences. Really, calling his own cup 'tea' was a bit of a stretch, honey-water was probably more accurate.

'I have no idea what I'm supposed to do. I tried challenging him to a Rating Game to call the whole thing off, but he somehow found out Issei is the Red Dragon Emperor and took my eagerness for a fight as a scheme where his loss would be assured. He likely thinks you're a gift from my brother that would guarantee a win.'

He felt stupid by how proud that sentiment made him.

'And he has no incentive to accept when the marriage is lawful anyway,' Akeno surmised as she accepted the cup of tea from Issei with a grateful smile. 'He just has to wait you out and the deal struck between your two families will be forced regardless, Sirzechs' meddling or no.'

Rias winced at the accurate summation of her predicament then smiled gratefully when Issei handed her a steaming cup of tea.

Issei basked in the silence as they all partook, his mind whirring as he felt the sickly sweet, warm liquid reinvigorate him.

'Magical tea leaves, because of course there's a magical version of everything.'

'I really don't see the problem,' Issei thought aloud, shattering the silence.

Seeing two confused, borderline incredulous gazes he elaborated.

'This is basically your dream come true, isn't it?'

Seeing Akeno's eyebrows raise into her hairline and Rias' face reddening in anger, he continued.

'Maybe I'm misreading you,' he began sarcastically, 'but you have a hardcore cuckolding fetish. It's so bad you still send me pics of you fucking your boyfriends like I give a shit - though your contibutions to my wank-bank are duly appreciated. How is this not perfect for you? You get a husband who you admit you can't stand and is a horrible lay, and for the rest of your life you can cuck the shit out of him with whoever you want - you can't tell me there's a fidelity clause in the marriage contract when he has a fucking harem, right?'

He looked to Akeno for confirmation, whose eyebrows had disappeared into her hairline at this point as she shrugged noncommittally.

'Fuck everyone in the world but him. Have a different guy every night. Rub it in his face until he cries - look at you! You're about to start masturbating with just me talking about it!'

Akeno's head swiveled to Rias who had gone from flushed in anger to flushed with arousal almost instantly. She was leaning back in her chair and her hands had conspicuously disappeared under the desk.

'He… has a point,' Akeno pointed out as the two girls locked eyes, the best friends having a silent conversation with their gazes alone before Akeno spoke again. 'He's literally your perfect husband…'

There were several moments of tense silence as Rias calmed herself down. 'I can't just accept this lying down. He'll think he won.' She grinned impishly. 'I can't start a relationship with my little… cuck,' she shivered in arousal at the word, 'in such a position of power. It'll set a bad precedent.'

They lapsed into companionable silence as they mulled over her words.

'Rias really is a total freak. How does someone get a fetish like that anyway,' Looking at the nearby bookshelf and the countless volumes of manga, he grinned. 'Probably hentai…'

Putting Rias' fetish aside, his devious mind worked the situation from all angles. He tuned out Rias and Akeno bouncing ideas off each other and was only brought out of his trance when his phone chimed a notification.

Looking down absently, it was a notification letting him know one of his favourite streamers had just gone online…

'That's it!'

He turned to the girls, interrupting whatever - no doubt - stupid and over-complicated plan they were concocting.

'Devils have phones that work in the Underworld. Do you have the Internet? Video streaming services?'

Rias and Akeno looked at him in bewilderment before Rias nodded slowly. 'Devils were the ones that introduced the concept of the internet to humanity…'

'Right. And the video streaming service? You guys have a DevilTube or whatever?'

Akeno giggled. 'It's called UnderView.'

'Right, whatever. Rias, how much do you care about your… err, reputation?'

'Obviously a lot, given this meeting Issei, just spit it out.'

He rolled his eyes. 'Do you care if everyone knows how much of a slut you are? Do you care about any blowback from your parents?'

Rias' eyes hardened and Issei turned to Akeno, who explained - helpfully, for once. 'Rias doesn't get along with her parents at all. Ever since they found out she lost her virginity, and her general promiscuity, they all but cast her out.'

'Huh, where does she get all her money from then? Her brother?'

'Right, so you don't care. Perfect. The solution to your problem is even easier then. Make a sex-tape,' he said, as the girls' eyes widened in shock. 'Invite fuckboy over, make him think you're going to have sex. Get some magic hand-cuffs he can't break - those exist, right?'

Rias, face flushed in arousal as she hung on his every word, had one hand he could only guess touching herself beneath the desk while the other circled one of her rock-hard nipples over her blouse. Still, she answered his query without much thought.

'I can borrow a pair from my sister-in-law.'

'Wow. No hesitation? Your brother's relationship sounds… interesting.'

'You have no idea,' Rias replied with a saucy grin as she and Akeno giggled at a joke he was obviously out of the loop on.

'Anyway, you cuff him to a chair, make sure he can't get out, then you invite someone he hates - I mean, really, really hates - over and fuck him in front of your dear fiancee. Humiliate him while you do it, strip him naked, even better if his micropenis is hard -'

'He doesn't have a micropenis. He's perfectly average,' Rias corrected him absentmindedly, but it was clear her mind had already been arrested by fantasy.

Issei and Akeno looked at each other in surprise. 'I feel like I just stepped into an alternate reality.'

Ignoring Akeno's giggling, he continued. 'Anyway, once you have the recording, you tell him either he drops the marriage or you'll post the video all over DevilTube.'

'UnderView,' Akeno half-heartedly corrected, however her eyes widened as she followed Issei's train of thought.

'Whatever, do that and Riser can do one of two things. He calls off the engagement like a little bitch because he doesn't want to be a laughing stock, or he refuses to, in which case you post the video, he's humiliated, and while your marriage goes through, you'll be living your best life and everyone will know about it. Either way, you win.'

There were several moments of shocked silence at the bold, and frankly insane plan. Akeno shrugged, 'Your parents and the Phenex family will be furious.'

'You're only making this crazy idea sound more appealing to me…'

'You'd need to do it with someone he really hates. Preferably they need to have a huge dick too. Men can't stand having their inferiority shoved in their faces like that.'

Akeno said that while looking directly at him because of course she did. 'I'm sorry, did you say something? I had sex with this slut earlier and she squealed like a stuck pig. I've had a ringing in my ears ever since.'

Rias guffawed out a laugh. 'She did sound like a stuck pig!'

Akeno sent her best friend a dirty glare before grinning victoriously. 'I can only think of one man who fits that very… special criteria…'

Rias looked at her in confusion at the abrupt change in subject, but her face scrunched in disgust when Akeno winked and clawed at her like a cat. 'I'm not having sex with my cousin.'

'Your loss,' Akeno said airily. 'You've never truly been fucked until the Lion King has got done ravishing you.'

'Ew. Gross,' Rias grimaced as Issei took another sip of his honey-water. It had come as a surprise when he stopped feeling jealousy whenever Akeno brought up her other lovers, but he guessed that was just the first sign to him that what they had was truly temporary. 'Besides, even if I were that level of degenerate, Sairaorg is far too noble to do something like that, and the hatred only goes one way there.'

Akeno sighed in defeat. 'True, true.'

They were silent for several more moments. Issei had already done his part and was happily staring out the window at the beautiful moonlit sky as the two women schemed. The moon looked abnormally large and was casting a decent amount of light into the room, so much so that the office didn't need any lighting of its own.

'More magic…?'

'I've got it! Look at the rankings!' Rias exclaimed as she showed her phone to the two of them. Issei had no real idea what exactly the Rating Games were, and even less about who populated their leaderboards.

Akeno caught on quickly though. 'Wow, Damian Agares is shooting up the leaderboard…'

'He's won his last twelve matches!' Rias exclaimed. 'Two of those matches were against Riser.'

Akeno's eyes widened. 'Didn't they get into a fight because Riser got handsy with Seekvaria?'

Rias nodded in delight. 'Yep! Happened at the very party that I distinctly remember giving a very gifted devil a hand at. Very gifted indeed.'

'You slut!' Akeno accused and the two collapsed into a fit of giggles. 'You never told me Damian was packing!'

'Honestly, I forgot,' Rias replied with a shrug as the two gasbagged like he wasn't in the room. 'The fight those two got in kind of stalled any fun I would have had that evening.'

'At least we can expect Damian to hate Riser. He's always been super protective of his baby sister…'

'I can guarantee it,' Rias nodded to herself, her arms now crossed under her immense bust with a self-satisfied look on her face, as if she'd come up with the genius plan. 'And Riser would hate him equally, if not more so in return. Especially with these recent losses. Then imagine what would happen if Damian fucked his betrothed too?! Right in front of him? While rubbing his face in it.'

Rias closed her eyes and took several deep breaths to calm herself. Issei thought she looked ready to talk herself into an orgasm.

Akeno nodded in admiration. 'He's perfect. He'd gladly do it too, I believe. There is one more problem though. The video will need to be of excellent quality if you want there to be no doubt to the, ahem, stars of the film...'

Rias hummed in thought. 'I don't think our phones will work.' She grinned. 'I agree. I want this to be a super high quality video if it's potentially going to be my debut. Highest quality audio and visuals. I want to be able to count the tears on Riser's face!'

Both girls looked at him and he sighed. 'I can probably handle that. I'm seeing a girl who's in the photography club who owes me a favour. She'll happily let me use their equipment, even teach me to use the editing software too.'

'What do you mean seeing a girl?' Akeno asked with narrowed eyes.

'I mean I'm fucking her Akeno, I thought that was obvious, I was trying to avoid being crude.'

'Photography club? You mean Aika Kiryuu?' Rias asked with an amused smirk directed at the fuming Akeno.

'Mhmm,' Issei agreed with a careless shrug. She was the only girl in that club, so it was pretty obvious. He was highly amused by Akeno's anger, however. 'Such a tight little pussy, that one. Much tighter than I'm used to.'

Seeing sparks beginning to appear along her best friend's hands, Rias intervened before Akeno embarrassed herself. 'That's perfect Issei. Thank you for the brilliant idea and your help. You've proven to be such a reliable recruit to this family.'

Issei shrugged. 'Get me that fancy gyuto I showed you the other week if you wanna repay me.'

When he realized they had no need for him anymore, he bid them a good evening and disappeared in a flash of red light.

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'You deserve that Akeno,' Rias needled her friend as the light of Issei's teleportation faded away. The office was once again only lit by the light of the magicked full moon. 'Don't come crying to me when you finally push him away.'

Akeno snorted derisively. 'I have dozens more ready to take his place. He's nothing special.'

Rias hummed but resigned herself to let the issue drop. She'd heard Akeno over the phone, she very much doubted she had 'dozens' that could make her cum as hard as Issei had.

She wanted to feel sad for her best friend, and the unavoidable heartache that was coming her way because of her stubborn pride and commitment issues, but all she could think about was how excited she was for her own future.

The weekend couldn't come soon enough.