Chapter 2 : Canon, AU, or FUBAR!

I turned off the annoying alarm, oh yeah all three of us pervs have this! I then get up and get ready for my first full day.

Morning at the breakfast-table, I am sitting with my parents.

Ryu Ken, is 40 years old with salt and pepper hair. He has a stern gruff face from a life of accounting, working in the Gremory Enterprise. He too is just like me, average height, weight, and ability. But despite his looks, he is a kind and caring father.

Yeah, when I realized my family has its bills paid by the Gremory Devils, I was shocked.

My mother Ryu Nana also is your very average mother in all appearances. Her hair is short like at her shoulders, and she too looked to be in her mid to late 30's.

My father looks over his business paper and asks me.

"Motohama, are you feeling better? You seem to be more serious looking today?"

I can tell he noticed my aura of calm, from my other-world life changing my outlook.

"Yes dad, I am just deciding to take my education a bit more seriously in high-school is all. I had some bad dreams while I was sick, and don't want to be a useless man."

My mother poured me another glass of juice and smiled at my words. My father nods but reminds me.

"Good. Son, but please don't forget, you're in high-school now, and this is your only chance to also have some fun before University and the working world, so have a bit of fun, alright. Oh, we gave your friend Matsuda his birthday gift from you already. He and that boy Issei came yesterday to see you. Do greet him properly. I am off to work now you two."

My mother walked my dad to the door and kissed him goodbye. She then came to clean the table. Mother said to me.

"Don't forget to get your class schedules and your uniforms at Kuoh Academy, also if you see your friend Matsuda, say hello to his parents for us, now go and enjoy the last of your vacation."

"Oh, mom I need to get a couple pairs of glasses made, is that alright? If I break mine, I want backups, plus I would like to get one pair as sunglasses?"

"Ah! That's right, when the girls slap you in school, it's good to wear an old pair to keep your new ones safe, hmm, sure just use your bank-card at the shopping center when you get school supplies.."

"Thanks mom, I am off!"

Crap that's right. I forgot that girls here don't care about breaking your glasses when they're pissed at you. Thanks to us, the Perverted Trio, I broke 4 pairs of glasses just last year, and one of the girls was a teacher, he-he!

Today I am wearing navy-blue-pants, a white-sleeves button-down-shirt, and a red-tie. Funny all my ties are a red of some sort? I tie my leather shoes and head out before the heat can ruin my day. I take my empty school-bag knowing I need to fill her up.

I leave my track-home, and make my way to Kuoh Academy. This feels unreal, because I walked this path for three years in my dream of when I died? So how odd for a dream to be so epically realistic to even feel I spent my whole life in it?

When I made it to the foot-bridge over the main road I froze.

In my Kris memories of the DxD story, this is where Yuuma Amano confessed to Issei to trick him into a date.

But in my dream that I died, I was on this bridge with Matsuda, when she confessed to him? But it seems in the dream, I had forgotten all about her existence till right now? I see, due to being a normal guy, the Fallen Angel technology wiped it from my memories.

Damn Matsuda really messed with her, ha-ha! But, Issei really suffered under her...

I stop my thoughts and make my way to the other-side, feeling like this Raynare-Bridge is both good and bad.

On the other-side of the bridge is the shopping center before arriving near the high-school. It is just a street of different businesses. The one to my left is the bookstore, Tanaka's. Yes, this is Matsuda's dads shop. He is also one of our suppliers for erotic-videos, cough.

So when I looked to the right, my soul almost left my body!

"Fuck its actually here?!"

[Underworld Delights]

It is the Fallen Angel strip-club that they use for meetings and entertaining VIP's, and where the humans working for the Fallen come to unwind. But why...

"Only those that can see the supernatural can see it! That's why I can see it now, due to my Hypnosis App, got it! Man, I remember sleeping with a couple of Fallen Angels before, he-he!"

Before I could be seen noticing what I should not, I headed into the bookstore. Ding! Ding!

"Welcome to Tanaka's! Oh, it's Motohama. Hey what's up, your new video has not come, well it will be here in two weeks."

"No, I was not here for that, just missed greeting his birthday, due to being ill. I was hoping he was here to greet him."

Touji, Matsuda's father is a very short man that looks like a slightly uglier version of Matsuda, but he is a fun man, like a real crazy perverted uncle.

"Matsuda? Nah, that lazy bastard is getting me in-trouble with Kyiomi. I can't even get laid due to him being such a disappointment. She still loves him, but blames his bad behaviors on me! How am I a bad influence on my son? I teach him how to pick up chicks! I even told him the Tanaka secret method to make a woman yours, he-he!"

"No rubbers, and never ever pullout?!"

The smile on his face froze, and he then said in agitation.

"Fuck! I told him to never ever spill that secret! He is cut out of the VIP room for a month!"

I smile realizing that my world is definitely not normal in this great-multiverse.

"Don't let him know I told you alright uncle."

"Nah, I will just yank his ass out of bed in the morning to mow the lawn like he did not do on his birthday."

I noticed no one in the store and no security cameras, so I pulled out my Hypnosis App and Put him in its camera screen, then I pressed the Red hypnotize button, till it turned Green.

Touji's eyes went vacant, iconic to all affected by my App.

The anger he had moments before was gone, and he just waited for instructions. I just want to confirm some things to see if this life of mine is different from the dream I died in.

"On Matsuda's birthday, did he act strange or give up porn the next two days?"

"No, he is acting like always, and he was masturbating to porn this morning, when I came to work."

I released the App in confusion.

"Sorry Motohama, I was so mad there that I dazed out. Hey since you're just starting high-school, I will let you go pick one video on the house, but make it quick so no one sees you alright."

I smile at this guy and nod to him. Why am I picking one you ask? First, I, Motohama, am a pervert! Second, my other-worldly memories missed technology, and only had mundane entertainment, like making babies! While my Kris side missed the internet, I now miss not having a magical storage space, ha-ha!

"Thanks uncle, I will hurry then!"

I let my kid-side out and rushed into the holy sanctum of masturbation!

Naturally Japanese porn loves props and strange fetishes, caused by political prohibitions, so yeah, I will skip the tentacle and dildo play!

By muscle reflex, I grabbed the current Rider Pinky video starring you guessed it, Momo Momozono! I then show it to my uncle and put it away. Then I left the store. Ding! Ding!

I left the bookstore and made my way to school.

Thankfully I have the entire campus memorized, and don't need to look at my school map to find out where to go.

Before entering I comb my hair and make myself look presentable. Unlike Issei and Matsuda, I dress in the proper manner. My parents want me to be a respectful member of society, well I do try.

It feels very disorienting to walk the halls of Kuoh Academy again. My mind is only able to deal with this mental change due to my 100 years as an Elf. I think I would be freaking-out if I did not have them to help me.

When I made it to the Student Council room, I saw two girls or devils I know very well...

"Greetings President Shitori and Vice-President Shinra. I am a First-year, Motohama Ryu, reporting."

The beauty with short bob-cut hair, glasses, and wearing the female uniform of the school is the Devil Heiress of the Sitri Devil House, Sona Sitri.

Tsubaki Shinra, the incredible Japanese beauty is Sona's Queen, with long black hair and she too wears glasses, but my eyes opened wide at seeing her eyes!

Both eyes are light-brown and not hetero-chromatic like in my dream that Matsuda had married her, her left-eye was clearly violet in that dream!

"First-year Ryu, we are not the President and Vice-president, but just members of the student council, the President is senior Soto."

Sona calmly corrected my assumptions of their roles in the Council, while Tsubaki asked me, seeing my expression.

"Motohama Ryu, have we met before? You seemed to know me?"

I school my face, and blush with a smile and say to them.

"No, we have not met in this life, ha-ha! I am just embarrassed for getting the wrong information, and now I will always have made a bad first impression on you lovely second-years, sorry, sorry! I will just go in now and get my things."

So, I pass the two devils and go inside to get my shit and go.

Outside the room while I was getting my uniforms and schedule, in confusion of why things are so different...

"Strangely, he would call us the President and Vice-president. He was very calm talking with us till he looked into your eyes. Did you notice anything out of the norm with him, Tsubaki?"

Tsubaki shook her head and said.

"I have never seen him before in my whole life. I did not feel anything with him in particular, but on his way out, I will use magic to look for a Sacred Gear in him."

Sona just nodded to approve of her Queen, and soon it was time for me to leave.

When I left the Student Councils room, I was stopped by Tsubaki who put her hand out for a handshake.

I, not to be rude, said, while giving a bow.

"Ah, sorry for forgetting my manners and not bowing before!"

Tsubaki smiled at my nervous look and said.

"Student Ryu, this is an International School, so we commonly use handshakes and less bowing, I want to officially greet you and let you know your first impression was fine."

Seeing she meant it, I smiled and shook her hand, then I said.

"Thank you for my first lesson then Student Shinra, now I must go and pick up my school supplies for next week. Ladies, nice to meet you, goodbye."

Fuck that Tsubaki is still sexy, sigh, now I know why the dream Matsuda was so horny for her. Whelp off to the shopping center!

After Motohama Ryu left, back with the two Devils....

"Did he have the Sacred Gear?"

Tsubaki looked confused and said flatly.

"Nothing!"

Sona removes her glasses and wipes them while saying.

"That's to be expected, Sacred Gears don't grow on trees after all."

Her Queen shook her head and clarified.

"No I meant, when I looked for it, it was like he was not there. I mean, I could detect nothing with magic. Not even his presence?!"

While putting her glasses back on, Sona furrowed her brows and said.

"If he was supernatural or was a god or anything, the Barrier around the school would have blocked or alerted us of his presence. So maybe he is just naturally resistant to magic detection as a human? It is not unheard of after-all."

Tsubaki then asked.

"Do you want me to watch him as a potential Student Council member?"

Sona shook her head and said. If this story is on any-other site than Scribble Hub, then it was stolen without permission!

"We still have two years to see if anything happens with him, plus the only other Devil recruiting is Rias Gremory, and she only takes in strange cases. So there is no need to let her know of him."

Little did Motohama, Sona, Tsubaki, and a very pissed off Dragon know that Motohama was being hidden from the world.