Escaping the dimension

"Alright, just breathe." Gold muttered to himself as he didn't have time for an elder blunt to calm his nerves.

He kept his eyes on the settling dust cloud that his truck had created. Even if his truck hit, it wouldn't have isekai'd anyone as there was a requirement for there to be someone in the driver's seat. It was why he needed Akemi to run him over back then.

*CLANK* Two blades appeared in the air beside him, the sound of steel clashing rang out.

While Siegfried and Heracles were surprised at the sudden blades blocking their attacks, two portals shimmered open above them. Steel rained down beside Gold. He wasn't going to stupidly waste his energy and spam.

Gold's dodging instincts kicked in as he jumped to the air. His former position became filled with holy blades sticking out from the ground.

"Blade Blacksmith." Gold muttered out unsurprised as he noted the sacred gear.

The sound of moving projectiles was halted by more blades from his Gate. He glanced over at the assailants who had shot from energy bows that reminded him of Quincies from Bleach. "Staring Blue and Green." He actually didn't know the characters names but he didn't care as he sniped them back with random weapons.

*BOOM* Gold used his arms to cover his side in response to the random explosion. His body was sent flying away by it as he was still in the air.

"Hahaha! That hurt you bastard!" Gold noted that Heracles survived using Variant detonation.

"Which means..." Gold muttered out in thought for a moment as he didn't bother with his slightly burnt arm, he guessed that his enchantments didn't count explosions as fire damage.

He grabbed the Staff of Magnus from his Gate and swung it to the side. Siegfried was visibly surprised that Gold was able to respond to his sneak attack. A burst of magical energy erupted from the staff, sending Siegfried flying into the distance.

In a flash of light, Gold raised his staff at the last moment before he was forced back by an extending spear. His Staff of Magnus became slightly cracked by the impact of the Longinus.

"As of expected of the True Longinus." Gold clicked his tongue as he was going to have to fix his staff later.

"I'm impressed, I didn't expect you to be this proficient at combat." Gold rolled his eyes at Cao Cao's compliment.

"The inheritors of Heracles and Joan of Arc. A guy made from Siegfried's DNA, the descendent of Georg Faust and two random guys with bows." Gold listed out loud. He was pretty sure there were more members during this time.

"Hey we have names!" He ignored the random bow guys who were ticked off that he didn't know the names of.

"You're quite knowledgeable, we actually have more people but they are currently busy with other things at the moment." Cao Cao said with the same smile despite his broken arm. Gold smirked a little as he guessed his truck managed to break his arm on impact.

"Also tell your Dimension Lost user to stop trying to be sneaky with his spells. His spellcraft is pretty shit." Gold said honestly annoyed as he had some of his attention taken on canceling out spell circles formed in the space around them.

Georg had a rigid smile on him as he was actually ticked off by the remark.

"Pffft, you hear that Georg-kun? The goldy called your magic shit." Jeanne tried to hold back her laughter but failed to Georg's annoyance.

"Well enough of that, so how about that offer?" Cao Cao was still smiling as he was pleasantly surprised at Gold's combat ability. He was wary of the powerful weapons being shot out from the portals, but he was still confident in the power of his Sacred Gear.

"Hm, tempting but how about a bet." Gold replied as he drank an estus from the Gate, healing his arm.

"A bet?"

"Yeah, if you win I'll join you. But if you lose then I don't, simple as that." Gold felt that he could win the battle, but didn't want to put in the effort for it. Instead he decided to try and get out the easy way.

"What are the conditions?" Cao Cao was intrigued. Especially since Gold would willingly join them if they won.

"30 seconds." Gold spoke as he gestured to the space around them. "If I can't break out of this dimension in 30 seconds, then I lose." he said as Cao Cao was silent for a moment before turning to Georg.

"Georg?"

"It's impossible, even if he had an hour." Georg was silent for a moment before responding in confidence as Dimension Lost was the most powerful Sacred Gear in regards to barriers and space.

"Well then, we'll accept your bet." Cao Cao nodded as he looked over to the blonde. "Time starts now." He said as he took out a stop watch from his gakuren.

"Well then." His truck dropped beside him. Everyone blinked at the sight of the odd truck again. Everyone thought it was a normal truck, so no one did anything as Gold casually got into the driver's seat and buckled his seat belt.

"Bye." Gold waved with a smile as he revved up the engine. Then the truck just vanished, no portals were made, no great power was exerted, it just vanished as if it was never there.

The members of the Hero Faction were silent for a moment, trying to comprehend how the hell a truck was capable of breaking out of Dimension Lost.

"Did we lose?" Someone asked.

They had indeed lost to Truck-kun.

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I'm pretty sure I could have won that fight, but the amount of work it'd take was a bit much. There were a few methods I could have taken, like going all out and spamming from the gate non-stop while chugging down potions to restore magical energy.

I'm not sure if they would've waited for me to pull out EA, the sword is kinda easy to interrupt as long as you kill the user before he can take it out from the gate.

I could have taken out the magical drug I made for getting high out of my mind. The insane me could have taken them, although I kind of dislike insane me as he's kind of evil.

I could have tried any of those, but I feel like Cao Cao would still somehow at least manage to nearly kill me even if I won. That True Longinus of his gave me that kind of feeling. When it cracked my staff, I could feel the potential power it had inside of it. For that reason, I felt that putting in the effort to win wasn't worth it.

And if everything else didn't work out, I was sort of hoping Rong would bail me out. Although she seems to be going through something as last I saw her, there were two of her.

Speaking of which, I should probably go check up on her.

Closing my eyes, I slipped my consciousness deeper into my inner world.

It only took a second and I found myself standing on the grassy plains outside of the white castle.

I'll never understand how all this feels so real to me. Back on track though, with a thought I appeared within the throne room again.

*BOOM* I covered my eyes from the rush of explosive wind that expanded in my face. I feel like I came at a bad time. Opening my eyes, I was greeted at the sight of the two Rhongomyniads facing each other off in the throne room. The thone in the middle was destroyed, and the two looked like they weren't getting along from what I can see.

I noticed that they were about to clash again so I held out my arms in the air and tried to get their attention "Woah now! Hold on a moment, what the hell's going on here?" I spoke loud enough for them to hear me.

They both froze at my voice before turning towards me, I guess they didn't notice I was here.

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"So you two are fighting over a seat?" Gold raised a brow with his arms crossed. He stood in front of the two Rhongomyniads as they sat on their knees in seiza.

"There can only be one ruler." The darker version stated while the lighter version nodded in agreement.

"Correct and I am that one."The lighter Rhongomyniad stated.

"You speak lies." The darker Rhongomyniad retorted

"Then I will speak with my lance." The two began looking at each other with hostility again as their powers visibly spiked.

Gold just gavem both an odd look before palming his face with a sigh. "Enough." He stopped the two before they escelated into battle again. He walked up to the two Rhongomyniads who were still sitting next to each other in a seiza position.

"No more fighting each other alright?" He said as he bent his knees so he could face them at eye level. They looked like they wanted to protest, so he placed a hand on their respective shoulders.

"As far as I'm concerned, you're both Rhongomyniad. Which means you're both my partner." He reasoned that the two were originally one after all. "There is no reason that there cannot be two thrones." Gold willed two thrones into existence behind them.

The two Rhongomyniads stared into Gold's eyes for a moment before relenting. "Alright let's hug and make up!" Gold smiled as the two reluctantly hugged it out. He was surprised when they both pulled him into a hug as well.

'Damnit I need to jack off again.' Gold thought to himself as he could feel their huge twin peaks pressing into him.

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Author note: Woah I just got a one star review by a guy saying that I made him a slave to Rias. Heh, I guess that means I succeeded in pissing him off with that one paragraph back in chapter 3. Dude didn't even bother to finish the paragraph I bet.

Pissed off reader check.

My faith in humanity has taken a hit though considering the dude couldn't even read one sentence after being purposely pissed off in the first 3 chapters.