War

Opening my eyes, I expected to see the dark gloomy cell, however what greeted me was the horrifying face of a monstrosity.

A very sexy female with the perfect proportions oozing masculinity for some unholy reason. She wore heavy makeup and some weird clothes. The thighs were barely visible enough to tempt us mortals to place our heads in between. The waistline was thin enough to even put a loli to shame.

However the problem still stands. It was masculine...too masculine for its own good.

I remember back on earth when I tried tinder for the first time after I got my bonus for working at Christmas. The woman I had dinner with was perfect in every way. She was very understanding and didn't get offended when I asked her age at the first date.

However that encounter had taught me a very important lesson. If something is too perfect, it's fake. Thus I could tell with absolute certainty that the person seductively licking her lips and looking at the area near my crotch was a male!

"Are vou okay booya?"

"...I'm fine, thanks for asking dude."

"Vou noticed...."

""""Eeeeeeehhh he caught on!"""''

"So where am I and who are you guys?"

"I'm luffy and I'll become the strongest guy on this world!"

"Ok.....but why am I here?"

"We bailed you out of your cell, so now you'll help us rescue my brother Ace!"

"Nope."

"WHY?"

"Boring."

"Do you want my brother to be executed by the marines."

"Now that's just unreasonable."

"But he'll get executed!"

"Execute?"

"He's been taken to marineford to be executed in public. Pops is also going there to rescue him."

"By pops you mean?"

"Whitebeard."

"....I'll help you in one condition. After all this is over, I get to fight whitebeard."

"I can't really decide that but I'm sure he'll agree if you save ace."

"Deal."

"Yosh, now let's go save him!"

"So why are we on top of a glacier?"

"Ah...I forgot about that..."

"""""""""""""""""""""""""""AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"""""""""""""""""""""""""

𝘊𝘳𝘢𝘴𝘩!

𝘚𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘩!

"Everyone, are you alright?"

"We're okay, c'mon captain buggy. Show them your might!"

"~Haaaaahaaaaahaaaaa watch how I dominate the battlefield everyone~"

"What're you doing idiot!"

"Rahahahaha"

"Nishishishishi"

"Gurararara you did something remarkable luffy.."

"Pops, I've brought help, now we can save ace!"

"Charge!"

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𝘙𝘶𝘮𝘣𝘭𝘦!

The entire battle took a sudden turn with the influx of escapees.

The warlords could easily deal with them, however they opted to let the marines deal with them in order to conserve stamina. You never know when a big shot might lock on to you. Anything can happen in war.

Kel was having the time of his life. His body which was quite rigid after being motionless for so many months regained its fluidity after constantly regenerating from the attacks. He deliberately let them cut off his arms so that the joints would get better.

After that, it became a walk in the park. However this wasn't enough for him. He wanted even more. Even more than he obtained.

Closing his eyes, he started blindly rushing to the group of marines nearby. His head has been cut off 38 times till now but it just grew back. The most annoying thing the marines had to face was that the body would still fight without the head which shouldn't even be possible.

The seemingly unkillable being was proving to be a headache. What's worse is that the decapitated heads would explode when someone stepped on them.

{A/N:I'll explain that in the end.}

Even though he couldn't hit them with his eyes closed. The power behind each of those attacks was enough to kill anyone with as much as a graze. The troops had to make sure they stayed as far as possible while also keep hacking at him with their swords.

They soon got low on stamina and kel also started getting better at fighting blind. The marines almost turned back to run away when Doflamingo came out and tried to turn him to a puppet.

The black stings clad in haki rushed forth as kel avoided the onslaught of attacks.

A large part of the battlefield was turned into strings which soon turned in to a cage to surround kel. Essentially trapping him.

"You can't run anymore bug..."

"Uwaaaa another young master..."

"The hell is that supposed to mean?"

"Nothing, let's just get this over with."

"You're still going to keep your eyes closed?"

"You seem like good fodder so yes."

𝘎𝘳𝘪𝘵.

.

"Marco, how much time left until the execution."

"They said the're hastening it."

"It's probably a trap."

"So what are we going to do pops."

"Sengoku is probably trying to trap us here."

"Do we need to worry about that?"

𝘎𝘳𝘪𝘯.

"Gurarararara....has dragon set up the broadcasting devices yet."

"Not yet. He said it'd take a few more minutes."

"No worries. Let the kids go. They're getting jittery after seeing the red haired brat."

"OI ENEL, YOU HEARD HIM RIGHT?"

𝘚𝘮𝘪𝘳𝘬.

"Time for the flashy entrance of a god."

"You still haven't changed enel fufufufufu."

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Aura can be used to even grant a painless death by exploding any body part. Read tht in a novel once.

Typed of different auras:

Battle aura---Garp, Kel. [It's like a raging uncontrollable fire. Same as conqueror's haki used by yonkos]

Sword aura--the swordsmen on this fic as well as cultivation novels. [A sharp controlled nature with deadly accuracy]

Martial aura---[controlled aura like sword aura but it's nature is destructive like battle aura.]