3 Time skips

It has been a few days since Lucifer was left alone, but he was doing okay. He just made fun of the dinosaurs but that was getting old soon. He was weighing his decision on traveling to the future or not but he went with the not.

When he was finally starting to lose his mind, Death showed up again. When he saw Death again, she was blushing when she looked at him. He noticed that Death kept looking at his dick so he decided to tease her on that. When he first made her touch his dick, he thought that she turned into the ghost rider with the imaginary flames he saw appear on her head.

Death was a very nice person to be with, with her being tsundere and all. The funniest thing was that she doesn't seem to not like it! She was still wanting to use the jacuzzi though, so they were still using it for a couple of hundred years already. The thing that was really driving Lucifer to want to marry her was her always being there for him in the hundreds of years they've known each other.

Over the course of hundreds of years, Death's personality turned 180 degrees. Lucifer was happy that he was spending time with her but it seems that they couldn't get married without a priest or a human alive for that matter. The next millions of years were boring when the only company they have was the dinosaurs.

When 75 million years passed since he spent his time with Death, the mammals finally appeared! The progress in relationship with Death was very, very nice! They finally had sex 59 million years ago. After that happened, Death finally acted like she was a nice and caring wife!!

A few years since the mammals appeared, Death forcefully took a hellish looking rat as a bloody pet!! From my knowledge, the damned rat was Juramaia and it freaked him out. When the rat was present, Lucifer kept away as far as possible from it. Death was very puzzled at his actions but let it go.

When the bloody rat finally died, Lucifer was jumping for joy that he attracted many mammals and dinosaurs towards their area. But Lucifer just gave them a look at his Devil Face and that scared them away. When Death had a look at his Devil Face, she started to touch his face all over that he had to change back to his normal one so that she would stop touching him.

After 5 million years passed, the continent, that will be going to be known as Africa one day, detaches from the will be South America and formed a seaway to the future North and South Atlantic Ocean. Lucifer had his wings out with flying over the continent to look at the detaching and was fascinated. Death was by his side and was looking at this happening with a bored look.

Another 20 million years passed and Lucifer was starting to wonder if he was sterile. He noticed that the theropod family of dinosaurs was finally evolving to what looks like birds. And his favorite dinosaurs finally appeared! He had fun in taming a Tyrannosaurus Rex but it died after 33 years and that's what puzzled him. Didn't T-Rexes only have 30 years as lifespan?

Another 70 million years passed again and Lucifer and Death were finally getting bored in being on this boring planet!! But with Lucifer's future knowledge, they were going to the place that was going to be Mexico to see the meteor show. When the meteorite did hit, they didn't feel anything when they were hit by it but was looking at the dinosaurs going extinct. Well, Lucifer was doing all the watching while Death was doing all the reaping.

Lucifer then groaned as he realized that there were still 64,870,000 years until the humans were finally going to be "modernized". He then looked at Death and gave her a charming smile and said, "So what do you say? There's still going to be 65 million years until humans finally start to use their brains. Want to have sex with this handsome devil until that time is up?" Death just smiled back and jumped on him.

It has already passed for a couple of millions of years and today was the day Jesus Christ was born. Lucifer was really giddy at meeting his little brother and couldn't wait to meet him. Death just gave him a weird look but went along with his antics. The two of them were already in Bethlehem and was looking for the Virgin Mary. Lucifer couldn't wait any longer so he just went out and sensed him.

After a minute of walking, they finally arrived in a shabby looking stable and saw many animals surrounding five adults and what looked like a baby. Looking at his younger brother crying, Lucifer couldn't stand it anymore so he left with Death. He couldn't stand babies even if it were his brother!

After 30 years of fooling around, Lucifer and Death walked into the marriage that was held in Cana. When they entered, many men were looking at Death with lust in their eyes but Jesus and his disciples did not look their way. When the wine ran out and Jesus turned the water into wine, Lucifer smiled and thought, 'IT'S MY TIME TO SHINEEEEE!!!!!'

He then walked into the center of the people, clapping. When he was in the middle of them already, he stopped and said, "Good job on the wine there, little brother! Let me taste that for you." He took one of the men's wine off his hands and took a sip and said, "Woooooow! I didn't know that you were such a good winemaker, Jesus!"

Jesus Christ looked at the person who was calling him brother and recognized the person as Samael. He smiled warmly and said, "Hello Samael!! It's nice seeing you here. Why are you here? I didn't know that father sent you here too."

Lucifer turned angry at his words and slammed the wine glass and said in a furious tone, "DO NOT CALL ME BY THAT NAME!!! My name is now Lucifer Morningstar! The Devil!! And why do you welcome me so warmly when you know of what I've done!?!?" While he was saying those words, Lucifer changed into his Devil Form and spread out his Devil Wings.

The people were getting scared right now when they saw Lucifer showing his Devil look and Devil wings. But Jesus was having none of it and still smiled warmly and said, "Eldest brother, you don't have to show the people your Devil Form. You can still use your Archangel Form right? Why don't you use that instead?"

Lucifer now had fire surrounding him and angrily said, "BECAUSE THIS WAS THE FORM THAT OUR DEAR FATHER GAVE ME WHEN HE APPOINTED ME AS KING OF HELL!! And why are you still talking to me as if we are buddies!?" Daemon thought, 'Damn it Lucifer! I didn't want to make a scene here but you just had to ruin it by messing with my emotions!'

The people were now terrified and ran behind Jesus who was walking towards Lucifer in a calm manner. When Jesus arrived in front of Lucifer, he gave him a hug. The people around him were looking at him as if he were crazy to hug the Devil. Jesus then released the hug and looked at the woman that was with him and said in a respectful tone, "Hello Lady Death, it's so nice to meet an entity as yourself."

Lucifer just scoffed and changed back from his Devil Form into his Archangel Form with the Feathery White Wings on his back. He then walked towards the open door and said, "Come one Death. I don't want to ruin my little brother's party anymore." Death nodded at him and followed him out the door and flew beside him.

Jesus looked back at the people and said, "You do not have to be scared of my brother. His mood just changes when his real name and father are mentioned in one sentence. Let us just continue the wedding."The people were still dumbfounded at meeting the Devil and Death at the same time while still being alive.

It has already been 1900 years since that day happened and Lucifer and Death already settled down in the United States of America. Many of the humans kept asking them if it were their real names and both of them just replied with a practiced, "Yes."

42 years have passed and the second world war was on the horizon. He knew that "Captain America" will appear in a couple of months or even a year and he was getting excited! The show was starting and he was prepared for all the plot twists it had.

He looked at the distance and smiled while saying, "Get ready Marvel Cinematic Universe! Because the Devil is ready for you."