A Warm Corpse

Author: Ding Shi San

I was a female corpse that had been lying in a coffin for a thousand years.

One day when I was sleeping soundly in the coffin, a shovel almost hit my face.

I was startled. I thought, "Hey, you are a bit unprofessional when it comes to archaeology. Weren't you too heavy-handed just now?"

The handsome man held the shovel, looked at me, and said to his colleague, "Take out the legendary luminous pearl in the coffin first. As for the corpse... soak her in formalin."

I was stunned at that moment.

I thought, "I can at least be considered a cultural relic with a history of thousands of years. Can you just show me some respect?"

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Lately, the underground world had been a bit uneasy.

My neighbors on the left and right had been uncovered.

As I was buried the deepest, I barely escaped being found.

However, when I woke up this morning, a horrible feeling hit me.

As expected, in the evening, I heard noisy sounds from above.