Chapter 1 Rebirth

Age 757, May 18.

"So those twos are my sons?" Goku said as he looked at the two naked boys which were being held in the arms of his father-in-law. The ox king.

Both of the boys were twins and have the same appearance as they both possess the same features such as black hair, black eyes and pale white skin.

Goku was a black-haired man in his early 20s.

He has a spiky black hairstyle, dark colour eyes and a light pale complexion.

He was wearing an orange and blue gi with a kanji for Turtle written on it.

"Aren't you excited that You are now a father? When I first saw you, you were just a small boy and now look at how much you have grown up." Fortune teller baba said to goku.

Ox king was a giant fat old man with black glasses who was wearing a helmet with two ox horns on it.

He was also wearing a pink shirt with a black tie and blue jeans.

Fortune teller baba was an old lady wearing clothing which resembles closely what witches normally wear who also possess short pink hair.

"Hehe." Goku laughed as he looked at the two.

"Honestly. Goku I never thought that there will be a day when I become a grandpa." Ox king said as tears started to drop from his face.

Fortune teller baba throws a white handkerchief towards the ox king as he was crying too much that snots are starting to come out of his nose.

"Thank god that was over. Now I am going to ask chichi to prepare me a meal. I am starving." Goku said.

"You idiot. She just gave birth and you are already thinking of having her prepare a meal for you. Let her sleep and rest already." Fortune teller baba yelled at goku.

"Oh, she was sleeping. Well, it will be rude to wake her up then. I will just go into the forest to catch something to eat then." Goku said.

"I don't think he understands what I mean." Fortune teller baba said.

"Goku. You don't have to do that. I have prepared some food for both you and chichi in the kitchen so you can just eat that instead. Let's wait for chichi to wake up first before we give them two names." Ox king said with a smile on his face as he went into a room with the two newborn boys to put them in a cattle.

[Wait. Goku. Son Goku of the Son family. Ox king? Oh no. I think I reincarnated in the worst possible household.] The boy thought.

[That means I am now chichi's son. And If I remember correctly isn't she the one who was always getting in the way of gohan becoming a strong warrior? Damn it. What good is a Saiyan body if he is only forced to study? This is not what I was expecting when I choose to become a Saiyan warrior. Becoming a random earthling on earth and relying on the dragonballs might give me a better chance of improving my strength than being monitored by chichi. ].

some complicated thoughts are running through the boy's mind.

[Well at least I can ask goku to teach me Kamehameha. Then I have to prepare to leave this household as fast as possible.] the boy thought.

Then he saw another boy that was put beside him.

[So this is supposed to be gohan. So that means me and gohan are twins? How does that work? If I exist as a twin brother to gohan does that means goten ceases to exist?] At that time numerous thoughts are running rapidly into the newborn mind.

"I wonder if they will grow up to become powerful warriors in the future," Goku said.

"Absolutely not." then a loud shout was heard.

"Chichi? You are already awake." Goku said in surprise.

"That's not good. You should be resting more." Ox king also said to chichi.

"How can I rest well if my sons are going to be forced to become savage warriors that are going to fight against the literal demons in the future," Chichi said.

"Forced? Chichi what are you talking about?" Ox king asked.

"Don't you think I didn't know what you two are planning? You two are going to make my child grow up like goku facing hardships and fighting a literal demon named piccolo only to get married to me and laze around the house doing nothing. I am not going to let my babies turn out like him." Chichi said.

Goku and ox king was speechless while fortune teller baba was just listening to chichi's rant.

At that time inside the room.

[Oh god. I can understand the way that she thinks. especially after the world martial art tournament disaster. She also grows up in frypan mountain with a single parent only to end up with a husband that doesn't work and was only interested in fighting but damn she has many issues.] the boy thought to himself as he looked at the baby that was in front of him who was going to be named Son gohan in the future.

[Poor guy. Sleep while you still can. Because you, no we are going to go through hell in the future.]