Spoils and Onward(Z3)

On the road again, I had collected 14 Fruit from the Tree of Might Turles had planted. I ate one raw, but it didn't provide me shit. Made me physically stronger and I could definitely feel a change. Only about 200 increase in my power level too. I would need a test subject to see al possible changes and frankly I was suspicious of its properties. It wasn't necessarily evil, but it was definitely something else. I clicked my fingers.

The dead bodies two of them were from a species from the Beenz people. The galactic patrol had them under the extinct species category. Killed by King Cold to be exact. Turles used the Tree of Might to bring them back somehow. Since the Tree of Might is used by Kais and the God of Destruction it would mean it provides life... expectancy? No, Divine ki? To be specific it was the literal life force.

Actually I didn't need to test what the Fruit could do, it was obvious. The most clear effects were Life Expectancy, Increase in physical attributes and it made Turles more evil. The Tree of might increased ones potential ki. A horrifyingly wonderful thought. Potential ki cannot be assessed easily which would account for Turles low Power level and yet his progress towards an evil sayian. It would explain why it could be used to bring back the dead. Well fossilized, not dead.

Which brings me to the dead... the two Beenz corpses I would freeze and provide to the galactic patrol. The corpses of two Extinct beings would likely be helpful somehow to them. The cyborg was some kind of molluscs. The cybernetics were a little old and primitive. Gero's creatures were about 22 times as advanced. Finally I was left with the galactic criminal, eh let's call Khahil.

I pressed a button on my bracelet and through some slight distortion, Khahil answered. "Hey Z3, why are you calling?"

"I found a criminal called Amond. He has a bounty, just wanted to show and send proof. I'll freeze his corpse until i can find a station to drop him and his buddies off at."

"You already found a bounty? You weren't lying."

"Why would I lie, you literally watched me duplicate myself."

Khahil was silent for a second before speaking again. "Ah well, it is official a bet is a bet. I am now your official Galactic Patrol Contact."

Ah yes, I made a bet with Khahil. I liked him and so I wanted him to be the guy I worked with. Khahil was a straight forward guy who was not fearful of death. unlike Jaco who Bulma was able to contact somehow. "Hey wait a fucking second, I'll call you back Khahil. I'll send a selfie with the criminal Amond."

"Hey wait What's a sel-"

I hung up on Khahil and prepared to get Broly. In the meantime however, I would use another body of mine to ask Bulma a question.

------(Z2)pov-------

I landed on Bulma's balcony. "Nice Margarita, Hey I got a question."

Bulma lowered a pair of shades. "What?"

"Why did you never ask Jaco for a spaceship design."

Bulma looked a little surprised. "Ah, I've tried."

I gestured and Bulma sighed, "He said some things about the fundamentals of galactic space travel. Not to mention my sister didn't let him so she can brag about it. Though not like she visits."

"Huh?"

Bulma just shrugged, "Was that all you wanted to ask?"

"I- Maybe, Sorta. Do you want to learn how to use Ki?"

Bulma was 100% surprised at that question. She dropped her drink due to it. "Wh-What? Why would you ask?"

"Just thought you might want to learn how to fly. Its useful you won't need much ki."

"You want to test something on me. You fucker."

"No, not at all. Okay, maybe a little."

Bulma was smart enough to figure me out, so I had to explain. "Okay you know the Senzu beans?"

"I do..."

"Well I want to make a meal from Senzu beans, A fruit called an Enseji fruit and a Fruit from a Tree of Might. I would need some kind of meat, but if I make a food out of ki boosting ingredients. Would you be the control group."

Bulma sighed, "I guess, only if Goku eats it first."

"Yeah that's fair. I was also gonna force Roshi to eat it."

"Why him?"

I shrugged, "Well Roshi drank something that gave him immortality at the cost of his potential. The meal I plan to make will basically be like... Fair warning you will be full for likely months."

Bulma seemed to raise an eyebrow at that. I sighed and answered the unspoken question. "Yes it would essentially prevent weight gain."

"Nice."

Unbelievable. Well I guess the idea of making a meal out of the most powerful fruit is a bit nutty.

"Hey do you know of any magical meats?"

"Magical meats?"

"Yeah do you think Mermaid would be good. It is both fish and red meat."

Bulma just looked at me like I was crazy. "I think that's, wait that isn't cannibalism. You would get sick though."

"Eh I would figure it out. Maybe I can figure out some kind of farmable animal."

Bulma pulled her glasses back up, "Plan to put it on mars with the rest of your farm?"

"YES THAT WOULD BE GENIUS! Feed them Senzu beans and thicken them up!"

Bulma just shook her head, and gestured for me to shoo. So with a roll of my eyes I floated up into the sky.

-----In all seriousness what would be the best tasting alien in Dragon ball? Saibamen would be like Cabbage in my eyes so personally I don't count it in the Xenophagia-----