This Rabbit is Hopeless!

Xiao Wu blinked her big, adorable eyes and stared intently at Zuzong's Blue Silver Emperor. She stayed silent for a long time. Just as Zuzong was about to speak again, Xiao Wu, who had somehow moved from the bed, appeared in front of him.

Her speed was so fast that even Zuzong, who had inherited Itachi's physical skills, was a bit surprised.

Xiao Wu sniffed at the Blue Silver Emperor in Zuzong's hand.

"Nom, nom!"

She bit into the Blue Silver Emperor leaves, chewing away.

Her cheeks puffed up, "Your Blue Silver Grass is so delicious! It tastes even better than my carrots. I've never had such tasty grass...nom!"

"Delicious?" Zuzong's face darkened. Alright, it seems she really is a rabbit.

The entire Blue Silver Emperor was devoured, not even the roots were spared. Xiao Wu even licked Zuzong's palm a few times before finally patting her belly in satisfaction, "I'm full, thanks for the meal!"

As soon as she said this, Xiao Wu regretted it.

She realized she had just done something really embarrassing. Her face turned pale before gradually turning beet red.

"Thud!" With a speed faster than before, Xiao Wu jumped back onto Zuzong's bed and covered herself tightly with the quilt, leaving only her cute little rabbit ears outside.

"Get out!" A shy voice came from under the covers.

Zuzong admitted he was taken aback. "I say, Rabbit, it seems you're sleeping in my bed, with my quilt, right?"

"That's nonsense! I asked Wang Sheng yesterday. He said it's the boss's bed. Whoever is the strongest in Dorm Seven is the boss. I defeated all of them, so this is my bed, my quilt, my... my..." Xiao Wu said, wrapping the quilt even tighter around herself.

Seeing Xiao Wu act so unreasonably, Zuzong felt a headache coming on. Should he say she's unruly or simply clueless?

Zuzong said, "First of all, this quilt is mine. I was out hunting spirit rings yesterday, so I didn't come back. Secondly, I was the boss before you arrived. Only by defeating me can you be the boss of Dorm Seven."

Hearing Zuzong's words, Xiao Wu's exposed rabbit ears twitched, crossing over each other as if she was deep in thought.

After a while, Xiao Wu peeked out, her face still flushed. "Really?"

Zuzong nodded, "Really!"

"Really, really?"

"Really, really!"

"Really, really, really?"

"Stop! I'll repeat it one more time—this is my bed and my quilt!" Zuzong raised his hand, signaling a pause. If this went on, he would get dizzy.

"Hmph! I don't believe you! Wang Sheng and the others never mentioned you! And how could such a fragrant quilt possibly be yours?!"

After saying that, Xiao Wu tucked her head back under the quilt, greedily inhaling the "fragrance."

Zuzong's mouth twitched. He never noticed that his quilt smelled nice. But then again, the tender shoots of the Blue Silver Emperor must have an irresistible lure for this herbivorous spirit beast.

Zuzong said, "Think carefully. Doesn't the smell of this quilt resemble the smell of my spirit, the grass you just ate?"

While speaking, Zuzong summoned another Blue Silver Emperor in his hand, even more tender than the previous one.

Rabbits have a keen sense of smell, especially when it comes to their favorite food.

"Gulp."

A sound of swallowing came from under the quilt. Xiao Wu was drooling but still unwilling to give in. "No, I won't come out. If this is the boss's bed, then this quilt is mine..."

Seeing that Xiao Wu was still resisting, Zuzong moved the Blue Silver Emperor closer to the quilt. The fragrance of the tender shoots permeated through the gaps between the quilt and the bed, reaching Xiao Wu's nose, then to her brain.

"Ah! I can't take it anymore," Xiao Wu cried out, throwing off the quilt. She jumped up and started gnawing on the Blue Silver Emperor in Zuzong's hand.

Zuzong wasn't about to let her have her way. He jumped back, making Xiao Wu pounce on empty air. Xiao Wu chased after him, but being half a head taller than her, he simply raised his right hand high above his head.

"Give it to me!"

"No way! Who told you to act so shamelessly and stay in my bed?"

"Give it to me!"

"No!"

After some time, Xiao Wu sat on the floor, panting and chewing on the Blue Silver Emperor shoots. This was only because Zuzong got tired of messing around with her.

He casually tossed the Blue Silver Emperor shoots, and Xiao Wu lunged like a starving dog, catching the Blue Silver Emperor mid-air and squatting down to eat.

Zuzong seized the opportunity, leaping back onto his bed.

"Ah, nothing like my own bed!"

Before long, Xiao Wu finished eating the Blue Silver Emperor shoots. Seeing Zuzong lying leisurely on the bed, she looked like a kitten who had been ruffled, or rather, an angry little rabbit!

"Get up!" she shouted, tugging at Zuzong's arm, trying to pull him off the bed.

You can wake a sleeping person, but you can never wake someone pretending to sleep. Zuzong anchored his spirit power to the bed, unmoved no matter how hard Xiao Wu pulled.

"Go play elsewhere. This is my bed. Why should I leave?"

"But if you sleep there, I won't have a quilt tonight. I'll be too cold to sleep!"

She blinked her big eyes, feigning a pitiful expression. Even Zuzong was a bit stunned. This damn legal loli, over ten thousand years old, dare to act cute in front of me? This uncle can't stand it!

"Not my problem. Go find somewhere else to sleep. If you can't, take Wang Sheng's quilt and make him share it with someone else."

Wang Sheng (crying): You really are my boss!

Hearing this, Xiao Wu saw that Zuzong remained unmoved. She gritted her teeth. "If you don't get up, I'll lie down with you!"

"Do whatever you want. It's not me who's at a disadvantage." Heh, I'm an experienced traveler from Earth. Do you think I'd be scared of a ten-thousand-year-old loli?

Boom! Xiao Wu directly threw herself onto the bed, lying under Zuzong's armpit, the only available space left.

Zuzong was startled. He quickly pushed off the bedpost with both hands, flipped off the bed, and didn't even bother to put on his shoes.

This old rabbit really will sleep with anyone! In the original story, it was Tang San, but after messing him up, he's staying with his "scumbag" teacher now. And now, it's my turn!

But who is Zuzong? A super innocent young man, a virgin for two lifetimes. How could he let his pure body be tainted by a rabbit older than his ancestors?

Qin Yu (protagonist of Stellar Transformations): I married a wife who's tens of trillions of years older than me, so I'm really sorry, everyone!

Zuzong said, "Hey! Aren't you a 'little girl'? Aren't you ashamed?"

Xiao Wu's face was flushed red, and it spread to her ears. But since things had come to this, she decided to go all in. "Hmph! It's better to die of embarrassment than to freeze to death tonight!"

Zuzong: ...

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