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Douluo Dalu: I'll hammer you to death

Xu Shuang was staying up all night playing pokemon scarlet when suddenly a lightning strike fell and struck her. After dying Xu Shuang got reincarnated as a girl with the same name in Douluo Dalu. *********************** Bully Tang San, Kick Yu Xiaogang Cover is not mine Discord Link: https://discord.gg/ENhyK5Ff

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Birthday celebration

"Hurry up, Xu Shuang! You don't want to be late for your birthday celebration, you already didn't come home for the party last year, let's make it for the last birthday this time!" Wei Meiron shouted from downstairs.

"Coming! This dress is such a pain to wear!" Xu Shuang scolded while walking down from upstairs in a pastel pink hanfu.

Wei Meirong's eyes lit up when she saw Xu Shuang in the hanfu, she looked so cute in that dress, especially with her small height enhancing her cuteness. [A/N: Xu Shuang is roughly around 154 cm, a bit shorter than the average height of Chinese people.]

Xu Shuang is wearing a pastel pink hanfu, with golden lines and cranes embroidered on the dress, she's wearing a cute pink hammer hairpin on her head, and her overall attire matches well with her strawberry-colored hair.

"Kyuuu!" Wei Meirong squealed in delight as she hugged Xu Shuang suffocating Xu Shuang in her huge honkers.

"M-mom... I n-need air." Xu Shuang repeatedly patted her mom's arm, but the arm didn't seem to plan to let go of her.

The door to the house opened and Ye Lingling walked in wearing a green hanfu with begonia embroidered all over the dress, and wearing a small white begonia hairpin on her hair.

"Ling..ling... save... me." Xu Shuang pleaded and extended her hand to Ye Lingling, but all of that served to invite one more wolf to the feast.

Ye Lingling's eyes lit up when she saw Xu Shuang and extended her wolfish paws and joined in suffocating Xu Shuang, with her face this time since they were about the same height. [A/N: It's a cute short couple. :D]

Over time, Xu Shuan'g struggle became weaker and weaker, until her eyes rolled to the back of her head, and fainted in Ye Lingling's and Wei Meirong's arms.

"Oh." Ye Lingling and Wei Meirong had an embarrassed expression on their face when they saw Xu Shuang's condition, if one entered they might suspect that they knocked Xu Shuang out, well, that isn't far from the truth.

But, it's not like they meant to, it was an accident they swear, they put Xu Shuang down on a couch and fanned her face, hoping for her to wake up soon.

"Meirong! Is Xu Shuang already dressed up? All the preparations have been made and we can start any time." Xu Jingguo's voice came from the outside, and Wei Meirong's and Ye Lingling's faces paled at the voice.

Ye Lingling signaled Wei Meirong to answer with her eyes, Wei Meirong nodded and looked at the fainted Xu Shuang with a helpless smile.

"Wait for a few more minutes! I'm helping Xu Shuang fix her dress!" Wei Meirong shouted back outside.

"Okay! You two better hurry up, you two are the only ones not here."

Ye Lingling gently shook Xu Shuang's body and kept saying. "Xu Shuang, wake up! It's your birthday!"

Xu Shuang acted like she was still fainted, that's right, she already woke up a few seconds after fainting, but she still continued to pretend to be down.

Her hands seem to touch her lips inadvertently a few times, Ye Lingling's lips twitch when she noticed this, she sighed and bent down, and landed a light kiss on Xu Shuang's lips.

She quickly retreated and dodged Xu Shuang's hand that aimed to hug her, Ye Lingling stood with puffed cheeks and complained.

"I know you're already awake so stop pretending, I already gave you a kiss, so stop pretending."

Xu Shuang stood up from the couch as if woken up by that kiss and rubbed her head with a silly smile.

"Let's go to the party then, everyone is already waiting for us." She said and then went outside of the house with the other two quickly following.

Along the way to the party venue, many people they met along the way greeted Xu Shuang with a happy birthday, Xu Shuang smiled in response and thanked them.

Not long after they arrived at a small forest grown with pink cherry trees and decorated to look more beautiful than the original look.

Xu Tianshan looked her way and saw Xu Shuang, he stood up excitedly and announced loudly.

"The protagonist of the party has arrived!"

Everyone inside the venue collectively looked at the entrance of the forest, they saw Xu Shuang and Ye Lingilng holding hands walking under a wooden arch.

The way they walked made the scene more like a wedding party than a birthday party, like two brides walking under the wedding arch to the end of the hall.

'Those two are so pure!' This thought arose from every person in the venue, Xu Shuang and Ye Lingling looked so pure walking down the red carpet laid out in front of the arch.

As sunlight shone on their faces enhancing their already pure appearance and atmosphere, they held their breaths afraid to defile this pure scenery.

Meanwhile, Xu Tianshan already disappeared from his place, and using his rank 98 Titled Doulou strength he took pictures of Xu Shuang and Ye Lingling from different angles multiple times, preserving this beautiful scene.

A few seconds later, Xu Shuang and Ye Lingling reached their seats, and Wei Meirong also unknowingly also appeared at the same table without the two knowing when.

Xu Tianshan was back to his previous position without anyone noticing that he was gone in the first place, he stood up from his seat and announced the start of the party.

"Now, that everyone is present, we can finally start this celebration!"

"I would like to greet my Great-Granddaughter, Xu Shuang, a happy birthday, from the best great-grandpa in the world!"

After that announcement, the party officially started, while many were chatting, many also went to greet Xu Shuang a happy birthday, and gave gifts that were put away by the servants.

It took a long time before every person in the venue greeted her, Xu Shuang slumped on her seat while taking a bite out of a few chicken kebabs in front of her.

Although she liked to eat sweets, having something savory from time to time ain't so bad, especially the spicy ones, she loved it when the spiciness tickles her tongue.

"It's so tiring to greet so many people, good thing's that the food is delicious here."

"Of course it's delicious, it was made with the recipe you gave me years ago as the base. It would be great if you give us more recipes like this so that the food won't be so bland anymore." Wei Meirong chuckled while taking a bite of the kebab herself.

"Ish tshat sho?" Xu Shuang asked with a mouth full of meat, she swallowed all the meat and drank a cup of juice, and said. "Then I'll give you some more recipes later."

"Mom, can we visit the breaking clan later after this celebration?" Xu Shuang asked her Mom.

"Why would you ever want to visit the breaking clan? Do you need any medicine from them? Or poison?" Wei Meirong was surprised to hear her daughter ask that question.

"I'm gonna subdue 3 of the 4 attribute clans, the strength clan is a lost cause since their patriarch is a diehard loyalist of the Clear Sky Clan being a servant of the Clear Sky Douluo."

"But, the other 3 clans were different from them, they suffered so much when the Clear Sky Clan abandoned them, especially the speed clan that practically lives like beggars."

"Then why are you going to the breaking clan first when saving the speed clan is like offering charcoal in winter?"

"It's because I have something that the patriarch of the breaking clan desperately searched for, the Aromatic Silk Beauty, the bane of all poisons, it's the treasure that their patriarch kept searching for."

"With this herb, it will greatly increase my chance to subdue the breaking clan."