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Douluo: Cutting me drops treasures; Bi Bidong got addicted

New Book "I Sparked a Card Drawing Craze in Soul Land, My Wife Is Funingna" —— After crossing into Soul Land, Lin Yi was gifted a Transcendent Divine Body by the System. However, something went wrong during the fusion! The Divine Body was sealed, and the seal was none other than a shield with a trillion blood points! Only by breaking the shield could he unlock the Divine Body. Out of options, Lin Yi embarked on a path of seeking death, having the powerhouses of Soul Land scratch his shield for him. The System also guaranteed that rewards would be generated based on the amount of health scratched off the shield. As long as rewards were generated, a critical hit would be triggered, providing Lin Yi with an even higher-quality reward! The greater the damage received, the more abundant the rewards! …… Bi Bidong: "Do you really have a death wish?" Lin Yi: "I do, please hit me harder, sister!" Qian Renxue: "OMG, attacking you actually makes treasures drop?!" Lin Yi: "Your damage is too low, only triggering the Purple Grade Pool. Put in more effort and the Black Level Pool, even the Red Level Pool isn't a dream!" Chen Xin: "I refuse to believe I can't break Lin Yi's shield. From now on, I'll kill him twice a day!" Lin Yi: "Pfft, I can't even be bothered to call you out. You're clearly after the Breakthrough Crystals that drop when the shield is broken! Despicable!" …… Please, can everyone stop scraping? I'm in a hurry to break my shield! Online inquiry, who is the strongest in Soul Land? Even if I can't unlock the Divine Body, trigger a Gold Level Pool with damage for me, will you?

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579. So that's what Qian Renxue tastes like【First Update】_1

Lin Yi enjoyed an uninterrupted sleep, free from disturbances, with no worry of oversleeping, no rush to sit outside waiting for someone to attack him, as if he had taken a holiday just for himself.

He opened his eyes and watched the morning sunlight filter through the gaps in the curtains into the room, gazing at the pale, smooth shoulder in his embrace, he felt an unprecedented sense of relaxation.

Lin Jingyue slept soundly, her back resting against Lin Yi's chest, her right hand intertwined with Lin Yi's left hand.

Lin Yi stroked her flat, soft belly and laid his face on her shoulder, smelling her enticing scent, unsure of what kind of life he wanted, yet this moment made him realize, perhaps this was quite wonderful too.

Had he been overdoing the act all along?

Lin Yi pondered in his mind.

To maintain his facade, he had rejected women, pushing away who knows how many who threw themselves at him, some even more outstanding than Lin Jingyue.

Yet after last night's "baptism", Lin Yi finally realized that the raw pleasure indeed could be addictive to a man.

He got dressed, opened the door, closed the door, and stepped into the courtyard to bask in the morning light. It wasn't long before the room's door behind him suddenly swung open with a "bang", and Lin Jingyue rushed out, frantically wrapped in her wedding gown, not even having time to put on her shoes, her bare feet on the ground.

She stood inside the door, looking at Lin Yi for a long time before gasping, "When I opened my eyes and couldn't see you, I thought it was a dream..."

"It's real, but Jing Yue, I have to go."

Lin Yi turned to look at her, a smile similar to those on the statues in the courtyard spread across his face, appearing very gentle.

Lin Jingyue tightened her clothes around herself and ran into Lin Yi's arms, "Do I have to wait another 240 years to see you again?"

"Yes, but my little Jing Yue has changed, touched by divinity, so there shouldn't be any accidents in these 240 years, right?"

Lin Yi caressed her head, as she cried uncontrollably, despite already being through three separations, this fourth one seemed to be the hardest for her.

"Of course not, I won't worry the Ancestral Patriarch. But can you reply to each of my messages? Sending one every ten years feels like it's lost in the ocean with no response. Jing Yue feels uneasy..."

"Alright, approved."

Lin Jingyue, happy, hugged Lin Yi and hopped, then she tiptoed up and kissed Lin Yi on the lips.

"Will the Ancestral Patriarch miss me?"

To me, it's only like a day apart... Lin Yi nodded, "I will miss you once every hour."

"Then I will miss you every minute!"

Lin Yi immediately gave her a flick on the forehead and scolded, "Aren't you going to take care of your duties? When I come back next time, I'm going to check up on your work."

"I know..."

Lin Jingyue rubbed her head and looked at Lin Yi with a laugh.

Lin Yi moved to the center of the courtyard and began to float upwards. He looked back down to see Lin Jingyue, struggling against her tears, forcing a smile on her face and waving vigorously at Lin Yi.

Just newly married, and the husband had to leave for 240 years, wasn't this akin to living as a widow?

Thinking of this, Lin Yi went back down and embraced Lin Jingyue, kissing her forehead lightly. This time he dared not to look back at Lin Jingyue crying, and left the minor realm directly.

Back in the wooden house, Lin Yi opened the chat box in his mind and sent a message to "Zero":

"Lin Yi": Pull yourself together and live well.

By the time this message was sent, several days would have already passed in the minor realm. He knew Lin Jingyue would definitely see this message, but Lin Jingyue could only reply back after ten years.

Lin Yi sat on the bed, cradling his head in his hands.

Damn, who would have thought I'd actually lose my virginity on this trip?

[Congratulations, Host]

Lin Yi wasn't in the mood to bother with the System right now.

"If you had reminded me earlier, Lin Jingyue wouldn't have to be all alone. Before, she still had her second and third sisters. Now she has to painfully wait every ten years for my reply."

[Sorry]

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"You really don't have a temper? You admit defeat so quickly, so boring."

[I have always held the highest respect for the host, if you chastise me, then I must have done something wrong]

Lin Yi: "..."

Sigh, although in this lifetime he wasn't going to marry just one woman, but to hold another woman right after getting married, isn't that a bit disrespectful to Lin Jingyue? Lin Yi felt a bit of backache and was thinking of summoning Tang Wutong to give him a massage.

Forget it, endure it for tonight.

One minute later.

Lin Yi lay on the bed comfortably and said, "Yes, yes, to the left, a little more to the left!"

Dressed as a bunny girl, Tang Wutong nodded with a smile, "Okay!"

She sat on Lin Yi's calves, vigorously massaging his waist, not going to lie, the technique was so professional, as if she had been trained.

"Hehe, Master feels good, doesn't he? Back in the Divine Realm, I used to massage my dad all the time!"

Tang Wutong said proudly.

The next second, her face turned resentfully as she sat to the side, and the person massaging Lin Yi's waist was now replaced by Puppet Poseidon.

Sorry, but I don't like Divine King Tang San, hands that have massaged him can't massage me!

Lin Yi thought to himself, and then directed Poseissi. Although Poseissi's skills were slightly inferior to Tang Wutong's, at least her massage was firsthand while Tang Wutong's was secondhand.

Tang Wutong had been irritated by this puppet more than once or twice. She secretly whispered some nasty words in the puppet's ear yesterday, yet the puppet still smiled, as if nothing was heard.

"If Master doesn't like me anymore, why don't you take me back?"

Tang Wutong said with a face full of grievances.

Lin Yi: "Does it bother you to watch her give me a massage?"

Tang Wutong: "It's bothersome."

Lin Yi: "That's right, this is punishment."

Tang Wutong: "..."

She didn't know what she did wrong, and didn't dare to ask.

Lin Yi smiled slightly and opened the System Space to check if there was anything he needed today. Soon, one reward caught his attention.

[Golden Liquid*30 drops]

I remember saying I'd try it tonight...

Lin Yi opened the panel and reviewed the description again.

After consuming the Golden Liquid, one of four effects would be randomly chosen to be conferred.

The first effect was a five-minute experience of Angelic Divine Power, the second was a permanent increase of 5000 spiritual power, the third was reaching Level 99 in soul power for a one-month trial period, and the fourth was a permanent increase of 500 points in the desire to breed.

Lin Yi was mainly curious to see which effect his luck would draw. He was not at all interested in the taste of the Golden Liquid, really not.

He tasted a drop.

Then smacked his lips, savoring it carefully.

Emmmm, indeed it was salty, but a bit milder than Lin Jingyue.

So this is what Qian Renxue is like~

Cough cough, Lin Yi looked seriously at the panel, checking which effect he had drawn. His luck was not great, but it wasn't so bad that he would end up with the fourth effect, the increase in the desire to breed.

[Desire to breed increased by 500 points]

What?!!!!!!!!!!

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