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Douluo: Cutting me drops treasures; Bi Bidong got addicted

New Book "I Sparked a Card Drawing Craze in Soul Land, My Wife Is Funingna" —— After crossing into Soul Land, Lin Yi was gifted a Transcendent Divine Body by the System. However, something went wrong during the fusion! The Divine Body was sealed, and the seal was none other than a shield with a trillion blood points! Only by breaking the shield could he unlock the Divine Body. Out of options, Lin Yi embarked on a path of seeking death, having the powerhouses of Soul Land scratch his shield for him. The System also guaranteed that rewards would be generated based on the amount of health scratched off the shield. As long as rewards were generated, a critical hit would be triggered, providing Lin Yi with an even higher-quality reward! The greater the damage received, the more abundant the rewards! …… Bi Bidong: "Do you really have a death wish?" Lin Yi: "I do, please hit me harder, sister!" Qian Renxue: "OMG, attacking you actually makes treasures drop?!" Lin Yi: "Your damage is too low, only triggering the Purple Grade Pool. Put in more effort and the Black Level Pool, even the Red Level Pool isn't a dream!" Chen Xin: "I refuse to believe I can't break Lin Yi's shield. From now on, I'll kill him twice a day!" Lin Yi: "Pfft, I can't even be bothered to call you out. You're clearly after the Breakthrough Crystals that drop when the shield is broken! Despicable!" …… Please, can everyone stop scraping? I'm in a hurry to break my shield! Online inquiry, who is the strongest in Soul Land? Even if I can't unlock the Divine Body, trigger a Gold Level Pool with damage for me, will you?

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370 Chs

280, This night is too difficult to endure [major chapter]_2

Translator: 549690339

He continued,

"Such a quiet voice, didn't you eat?"

Gu Yuena clenched her eyes shut and said with force, "Yes!"

"But what have you done... Actually, I don't really want to comment. Seeing my own child become like this... I only feel tired, so I have always been ignoring it."

Lin Yi was getting into his role.

Listening to these words, Gu Yuena didn't feel any surprise, but rather a panic flooded her.

"Gu Yuena, do you think you are remarkable?"

Lin Yi stroked her head, his tone ambiguous as he spoke.

"No... no... Na'er has committed grave sins!"

Gu Yuena shook her head frantically, the more Lin Yi acted like this, the more panicked she became, her voice already tinged with sobs.

Lin Yi snorted coldly, leaned back, and said impatiently, "You should leave."

Gu Yuena cried and immediately lifted her head, "No! I won't leave! Please, Father God, punish me!"

Lin Yi looked at her crying, delicate face and retorted, "How am I qualified to punish you, huh? Heh, you're the powerful Gu Yuena, after all. In this world, who can punish you?"

"It's you! In this world, only you have the right to punish Na'er! I was wrong, Na'er was truly wrong! I beg you... please stop saying that..."

Gu Yuena cried and moved on her knees to Lin Yi's front, placing her small trembling hands, curled into fists, on Lin Yi's thighs.

It was obvious that these words had already broken her, given Lin Yi's manipulative nature.

"No crying allowed."

Lin Yi said sternly.

Gu Yuena immediately lifted her small hands and vigorously wiped away the tears on her face, her mouth tightly closed, forcing herself not to make any crying sound.

Previously, the only one commanded "not to cry" was Bi Ji; Gu Yuena couldn't believe that she too would face such a day.

Forget it, although playing with her felt good, let's not waste time anymore.

Lin Yi stared at Gu Yuena's face for a long time before finally speaking, "A spanking then. After it's done, leave. Other than the time when you attack me during the daytime, I don't want to see you, you annoy me."

Gu Yuena nodded meekly.

She obediently stood up, looking around with complicated emotions, then turned around, her face slightly flushed as she lifted the back of her skirt.

Lin Yi was taken aback.

Looking at the long, white legs in front of him and the snow-white buttocks that even the white lace could only cover halfway up.

This... I don't understand, why are you lifting your skirt?

Gu Yuena turned her head back, her face flushing even though she didn't mind before, but now the thought of Lin Yi touching that area of skin made her face burn.

She immediately let her skirt fall and said earnestly, "Perhaps Father God should use something else... that way, the lesson would be much harsher, and Father God would feel more relieved!"

Lin Yi saw right through her inner thoughts. This Silver Dragon King, claiming to be submissive with words, yet still concerned about the distinction between men and women?

But if you're concerned, don't lift your skirt!

Right at this moment, the System panel provided a notification.

[An appropriate tool for teaching a lesson has been selected for the host.]

Lin Yi looked around and raised his eyebrows.

He smirked at Gu Yuena and said, "Fine, then as you wish."

As he finished speaking, a Wolf Fang Club with frightening spikes appeared in his hand, each spike measuring ten centimeters in length, looking incredibly sharp. The club itself was a massive three meters long.

Gu Yuena's beautiful eyes widened.

She immediately ducked forward, "Father God, please... can we choose something else?"

"Ah, fine then," Lin Yi said.

He threw the Wolf Fang Club aside, and its spikes sank deeply into the stone bricks, making Gu Yuena's nerves jump.

But immediately after, a Bone Whip appeared in Lin Yi's hand, full of dark barbs and five centimeters thick, giving off a terrifying feeling that a single lash would strip away a layer of flesh.

Gu Yuena shuddered.

In a panic, she dodged to the side and with a crying tone said, "Father God, can we switch to another one..."

Lin Yi's expression changed, and he flung the Bone Whip to the side, producing a strong sonic boom.

"Can't you ever be done? Do you want to be punished or not?"

Gu Yuena felt extremely wronged.

She took a deep breath, braced herself, and said, "Then... then Father God, please just use your hand..."

That settles it, what a pain in the ass, Lin Yi couldn't help but complain inwardly.

Gu Yuena cautiously lifted her skirt again.

Lin Yi hesitated with his right hand... somehow, he felt reluctant.

The figure before him was truly perfect, like a piece of art, making Lin Yi not want to ruin it.

Forget it, let's do this quickly.

He controlled the force in his hand and slapped down!

"Smack!"

Gu Yuena's eyebrows furrowed tightly, her nails instantly embedding into the wooden pillar.

...

Five minutes later.

Lin Yi stopped and calmly exhaled.

He looked at the scene before him, which resembled a red glow imprinted upon a snowy field, tinged with pink within the white.

Huh... The white lace on the side seemed a bit skewed, revealing just a tad... Lin Yi was about to take a closer look when Gu Yuena quickly pulled her skirt down, her face red.

She turned around swiftly and bowed to Lin Yi in a rush, "Na'er won't stay any longer to bother Father God; I'll leave now!"

Having said that, she immediately disappeared into a swirl of silver, as if she didn't want Lin Yi to see her face, red as if bleeding.

Is she leaving just like that?

Lin Yi hadn't even reacted yet.

It's no wonder Gu Yuena, with Dragon King bloodline, Lin Yi suddenly could imagine the joy of Tang Wulin.

After Gu Yuena left, just in case, Lin Yi continued to use spiritual power to lock down the entire room.

...

Late at night.

Aquipeia Forest.

In the central region.

Bi Ji hadn't slept yet, even quite spirited.

She sat on a small stool woven from "Tang San's Relatives" with an expectant look, swinging her leg, and watched the gourd vines that twined between two trees.

At the moment, hanging there were seven little gourds swaying in the wind.

"Golden Dragon Lord didn't say the seven gourds would be in different colors, red, orange, yellow, green, cyan, blue, purple, so pretty!"

With her small hands cradling her cheeks, she had been staring at the gourds for several hours.

Just then, the red gourd suddenly shook, and then made a sound.

"Mommy!"

Bi Ji ⊙_⊙.

∑(O_O;)

Goose Goose, frightened, immediately jumped up and scurried to hide behind a tree.

A moment later, she poked her somewhat astonished head out, staring intently at the red gourd.

"Mommy!"

The gourd called out again.

Bi Ji's eyes went round in an instant, as though she had witnessed something unbelievable.

At that moment, a swirl of silver appeared nearby.

Gu Yuena sneaked out from it, thinking she was alone when she suddenly met eyes with a goose hidden behind the tree.

One second.

Two seconds.

Three seconds.

Just as Gu Yuena was about to explain where she had been, Bi Ji suddenly ran towards her in fear, pointing at the red gourd with her little hand.

"Lord! It's calling Goose Goose Mommy!"

"Half past midnight and you're acting crazy," Gu Yuena, tired in both body and mind, sore eyes, sore buttocks, just wanted to sleep now and forget all the unpleasant events that had transpired.

"It's true! It really called out Goose Goose Mommy!"

Gu Yuena looked at Bi Ji's extremely serious expression and felt even more tired.

She sighed and waited there with her for a while.

But the two of them stared at the gourds for a full ten minutes, and the red gourd didn't emit even the smallest peep.

Gu Yuena finally lost her patience, believing Bi Ji was sleepwalking, "I'm very annoyed right now, don't come looking for me again, or I will throw you into Star Lake to feed the Azure Oxpython!"

Having said that, she left in a huff, one hand covering half of her buttocks.

Damn Lin Yi, only hitting one side...

Bi Ji stood there, watching Gu Yuena walk away, eventually disappearing from view, feeling aggrieved.

Could Goose Goose have heard wrong?

With that thought in mind, Bi Ji tentatively moved step by step towards the gourds, with her ears perked up in alert.

Just then, the red gourd called out again:

"Mommy!"

The voice was even clearer than before.

Bi Ji immediately turned her head to the side, but Gu Yuena was no longer there.

And the next moment, not just the red gourd but the remaining six gourds also started to shake in the wind, each calling out more joyously than the last, "Mommy! Mommy! Mommy—"

Bi Ji was dumbfounded.

Goose Goose faced the most incomprehensible thing she had ever encountered that night.

Because she didn't know when she had birthed seven gourds.

"Plop!"

At that moment, a soul bone fell out of Goose Goose, who was deep in thought.

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