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Douluo: Cutting me drops treasures; Bi Bidong got addicted

New Book "I Sparked a Card Drawing Craze in Soul Land, My Wife Is Funingna" —— After crossing into Soul Land, Lin Yi was gifted a Transcendent Divine Body by the System. However, something went wrong during the fusion! The Divine Body was sealed, and the seal was none other than a shield with a trillion blood points! Only by breaking the shield could he unlock the Divine Body. Out of options, Lin Yi embarked on a path of seeking death, having the powerhouses of Soul Land scratch his shield for him. The System also guaranteed that rewards would be generated based on the amount of health scratched off the shield. As long as rewards were generated, a critical hit would be triggered, providing Lin Yi with an even higher-quality reward! The greater the damage received, the more abundant the rewards! …… Bi Bidong: "Do you really have a death wish?" Lin Yi: "I do, please hit me harder, sister!" Qian Renxue: "OMG, attacking you actually makes treasures drop?!" Lin Yi: "Your damage is too low, only triggering the Purple Grade Pool. Put in more effort and the Black Level Pool, even the Red Level Pool isn't a dream!" Chen Xin: "I refuse to believe I can't break Lin Yi's shield. From now on, I'll kill him twice a day!" Lin Yi: "Pfft, I can't even be bothered to call you out. You're clearly after the Breakthrough Crystals that drop when the shield is broken! Despicable!" …… Please, can everyone stop scraping? I'm in a hurry to break my shield! Online inquiry, who is the strongest in Soul Land? Even if I can't unlock the Divine Body, trigger a Gold Level Pool with damage for me, will you?

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247, A sensation triggered among female groups by a change in attractiveness [Major Chapter]_1

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The last reward.

A somewhat preposterous reward that even made Lin Yi feel a bit dimensionally dislocated.

Gourd Seed and Snake Spirit that could be fused.

Lin Yi looked at the Gourd Seed in his palm, radiating rainbow light, and said, "What are the planting conditions?"

[Adequate soil, water, ordinary fertilizer]

Hearing the System's reply, Lin Yi paused in thought.

That simple?

Well, the old grandpa in the cartoon is just an ordinary person after all; he couldn't possibly use Jadescent Nectar to nurture it.

The necessary soil... Lin Yi turned to look at the door.

The night was as dark as ink.

The streets were silent.

The door of the wooden house was cautiously opened, and Lin Yi went to the roadside, filling a small jar with soil.

After collecting it, he looked up at the center of the street and was surprised to see a little loli sitting on the snow, staring blankly this way!

Lin Yi's movements froze for an instant, then he pretended to be calm as he got up and went back inside the wooden house.

The Ice Emperor blinked three times in succession.

She furrowed her brows.

She must have been muddled by sleep, that couldn't be Lin Yi, how could Lin Yi be so handsome?

Go back to sleep!

...

Lin Yi placed the rainbow-colored Gourd Seed into the jar.

Soil, check; water, check; just missing some ordinary fertilizer.

"Turn around."

Lin Yi got up and started to undo his trousers while saying to Poseissi.

"Yes, Master."

Poseissi elegantly turned on her high-heeled black shoe, drawing a perfect arc on the ground, and didn't forget to comment, "Master is so smart, urine indeed contains trace elements like nitrogen, phosphorous, and potassium which are suitable for plant growth."

Lin Yi: "...I'll take that compliment."

The sounds of pitter-patter echoed in the wooden house, and while fertilizing, Lin Yi suddenly thought of Bi Ji.

How did this guy solve the fertilizer problem? Zi Ji should have told her the cultivation methods in her mind as well.

Aquipeia Forest.

A girl in a green Luo skirt was pale with fright, running frantically ahead, with three huge, furious Ten Thousand Years Mad Rhinoceroses following close behind.

"Wuuuu I'm sorry Mr. Rhinoceros! I didn't mean to steal your poop! I'll return it to you!"

Bi Ji cried and shouted as she ran.

Lin Yi would never have imagined the innocent Bi Ji staying up all night in the territory of the rhinoceros, just waiting for poop.

...

"Too slow, I don't have the patience to wait for you to sprout, gotta put Little Diamond in the character panel tonight, already cleared out a spot."

Lin Yi frowned slightly then had a sudden inspiration.

He had a Growth Crystal!

Sprinkling the powder of a Growth Crystal into the jar, astonishingly, results appeared the next second.

The delicate sprout, glowing with rainbow light, emerged quickly, stretching upwards, Lin Yi was stunned and quickly took out the Sea God's Trident and stuck it on the wall to serve as a support for the gourd vine.

"Thump thump thump..."

Seven variously colored gourds appeared one after the other from the vine, growing larger as they swayed.

"Can I fuse them now?"

[Anytime]

"Then let's fuse."

[Gourd Little King Kong is fusing... Fusion successful]

The vine flashed, and quickly only one white gourd remained.

At that moment, the white gourd hit the ground and cracked into two halves with a snap, a blinding white light forced Lin Yi to step back.

"Oh my, why do I reek so much?"

As the light dispersed, a muscular man with a prominent six-pack abs, a white gourd on his head, speaking in a northeastern accent, appeared.

He frowned and sniffed the scent on his body, and after a moment, he spotted Lin Yi, his eyes widening.

"Master! Little Diamond greets Master!"

The robust Little Diamond kneeled on one knee, cupping his hands together, his expression sincere.

Not quite the 2D style... but this Little Diamond, well, isn't so little... and the difference from what I imagined is just too big.

Lin Yi was dumbfounded.

At this moment, Little Diamond turned to look at Poseissi, exclaiming, "Is she Master's wife? Wow, this big sis is really something!"

"Retrieve System Space."

Lin Yi waved his hand, taking Little Diamond into the character panel.

Inside the panel, Little Diamond now stood on his own platform, flexing his muscles repeatedly, executing standard bodybuilding poses.

Tang Wutong, wearing a swimsuit beside him, looked dumbfounded.

Lin Yi took a breath, not expecting Little Diamond to be such a hunk... Oh right! Wasn't there also the bonus Snake Spirit!

"Where's the Snake Spirit?"

Just as Lin Yi said this, he suddenly looked down at his legs, where a blue tail had unexpectedly wrapped itself.

Turning around, he was immediately faced with a woman about his height, staring back at him, with only half a meter separating them.

This woman had luscious green hair, divinely beautiful features, snow-white skin, and her chest was barely contained by her top, critical of all, her face was not a melon-seed shape!

"Master~"

The Snake Spirit said with a smile, her voice surprisingly sweet.

"Enter the character panel."

In the panel, the recently gentle-faced Snake Spirit caught sight of Little Diamond and suddenly bared two sharp fangs from her cherry lips, her pretty face turning angry.

"Snake Spirit?! What are you doing here?! Do you believe I'll skin you!"

Little Diamond assumed a horse stance, also ready to attack.

As the two seemed on the verge of a fight, Lin Yi quickly moved them to different spots.

This reward... should have had 'Magical Modification' in front of it.

...

Late at night, Lin Yi lay in Poseissi's arms.

The prompt in his mind rang on time.

[Welcome "Six" to the chat group!]

This time Lin Yi felt sleepy, not paying much attention to the group's activities and simply drifted off to sleep.