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Double Comparison: Sasuke, The Ninja World Is Numb

During the Chūnin exam, a live comparison broadcast room appears in the sky, showing the completely different lives of two Uchiha Sasuke! Sasuke from the Original World: Deceived by Uchiha Itachi, fooled by Uchiha Obito, manipulated by the Hokage, kept in the dark. Relying on the raod arranged by Uchiha Itachi and Sage of Six Paths to improve his strength. Seal Kaguya to save the ninja world, but finally leave Konoha alone. There is only one daughter, and seeing that Uchiha's bloodline is about to be cut off... Sasuke from the Parallel World: Read and think, look for clues to find out the truth, and destroy all enemies! Improve your own strength and acquire Sage Mode, Sage Body, Rinnegan, Tailed Beast Power, etc! Unify the ninja world with absolute power, sweep Ōtsutsuki, bring real peace to the ninja world, and open the era of interstellar exploration in the ninja world! Hey everyone, this is a Chinese Fan-Fiction I'm translating named: 双对比:海王佐助,全忍界麻了. Hopefully you guys enjoy it. Join my Patreon for advance chapters coming soon. Patreon.com/HiddenLotus_

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Chapter 51: Make Out Paradise, Singles Write For Singles!

[Next.]

[Sasuke came to the Sarutobi Asuma class and also planned to take Ino away.]

[Sarutobi Asuma didn't say anything, and agreed directly, then pulled Sasuke away quietly, and asked in a low voice:]

["Sasuke, I've explained to Kurenai many times during this time, but why hasn't Kurenai forgiven me?"]

[Although it is a bit embarrassing to ask such a question to a junior.]

[But Sarutobi Asuma really can't help it.]

[Among my peers, there are still a bunch of singles now... On the contrary, it is Sasuke, who can make three girls live in peace at a young age!]

[It's better to ask Sasuke directly!]

[Sasuke's heart is secretly happy, and his brain is running fast:]

["Teacher Asuma's way of speaking probably didn't impress Teacher Kurenai, right? There is also a need to learn about speaking."]

[Sarutobi Asuma hurriedly asked: "Well, how di I improve the ability to talk to girls?"]

["Simple!"]

[Sasuke takes out a book from his pocket.]

[Jiraiya's latest masterpiece, Make Out Violence!]

[He bought two books, one to read for himself, and the other was originally intended to be given to Kakashi-sensei, but seeing Teacher Kakashi's recent state, he should not be in the mood to read this anymore.]

["I've been watching this series since I was a child, and learned it little by little."]

["This is the latest masterpiece published by Master Jiraiya, and I will give it to you, Teacher Asuma!"]

[Sasuke handed over Make Out Violence.]

["Is it okay to just read this?" Sarutobi Asuma hesitated, "Isn't Kakashi always reading this, but he's still single now!"]

[Sasuke explained: "That's because Teacher Kakashi didn't take the initiative to look for women. It is enough for him to be accompanied by Guy-sensei! Otherwise, with Kakashi-sensei's face, wouldn't it be easy for him to find a girlfriend?"]

["What you said makes sense." Sarutobi Asuma nodded.]

[Sasuke continued: "So, Teacher Asuma, you have to study hard. The way girls like to speak and their psychological patterns can be found here!"]

["Really?!" Sarutobi Asuma's eyes are sparkling, holding Make Out Violence with both hands, treating it like a treasure, "Thank you!"]

[Sarutobi Asuma is more and more grateful to Sasuke in his heart.]

[If it weren't for him, the relationship between me and Kurenai would probably become more and more rigid!]

["No problem!"]

[Sasuke waved his hand, and his heart burst into laughter.]

[Make Out Paradise, a book written by a super-aged single dog, Sarutobi Asuma, an older single dog reads it, he will only learn to be more and more crooked!]

[At the beginning, I went through detours on it!]

[But fortunately, if I say something wrong, I can finally solve the problem using my handsome face.]

[But Sarutobi Asuma, he doesn't have this condition at all…]

In the chat room.

Sarutobi Asuma is cursing up a storm!

A steady stream of swear words come out!

Nara Shikamaru: "Asuma-sensei, please be more rational..."

Sarutobi Asuma: "Rational? How can you tell me to be rational! I beep beep beep beep—"

Inuzuka Kiba: "It's too miserable, I have to thank him for being sold by Sasuke!"

Aburame Shino: "Whether it's Teacher Kurenai or Teacher Asuma, they are all played by Sasuke."

Jiraiya: "How can my book lead people to be crooked?! Maybe the Sarutobi Asuma in that world has read my book, and his speaking skills have improved!"

Orochimaru: "Jiraiya, you still have to face reality."

Tsunade: "Hehe! Jiraiya?! Teaching others about the things you wrote? I'm dying of laughter, the relationship between Sarutobi Asuma and Yuhi Kurenai is over!"

Jiraiya: "You guys! Minato, Minato, tell me! Is there something wrong with my writing in my Make Out series?"

Namikaze Minato: "Teacher Jiraiya, stop talking..."

At the beginning, he had also read Teacher Jiraiya's Make Out Paradise, learned a few words from it, but was almost scolded to death by Kushina!

Orochimaru: "It's hard to accommodate! Jiraiya, your disciples have seen your level clearly."

Jiraiya: "...Damn it! There's something wrong with what I wrote! If what I wrote is wrong, then why is Make Out Paradise so popular?"

Terumi Mei: "Generally speaking, singles write the best content in this area, after all, people who read it are often a bunch of singles."

Jiraiya: "..."

Hatake Kakashi: "... oh, my heart."

[On the practice field.]

[Sasuke brought together Sakura, Ino, and Hinata.]

["Although the Chūnin exam is in the form of a team, in the end it is still necessary to examine their individual combat strength."]

["And the Chūnin exam will have a death quota, and candidates are allowed to attack and even kill each other. You must be serious!"]

[Sasuke said with a serious expression.]

["Huh? I thought Sasuke-kun was just looking for an excuse to come and accompany us. Is it really for special training?"]

[Ino was a little disappointed, and wanted to hang on Sasuke's body and put her arms around Sasuke's neck to act like a baby.]

["Be serious!"]

[Sasuke's face turned cold, and his voice became stern.]

["Don't treat the Chūnin exam like the ninja academy graduation exam. If you are careless in the Chūnin exam, you may really die!"]

[Seeing that the three girls were shocked, Sasuke continued to add.]

[Sakura: "Yes! I will work hard during special training!"]

[Hinata: "Me...me too!"]

[Ino: "Woo... I understand, I will get serious."]

[Sasuke looked at Ino's aggrieved look, and felt a little soft-hearted.]

[After all, it's my girlfriend, so it's good to be serious about training, but you don't have to be too strict in other aspects.]

["Ahem, if you train hard, the one who performs the best will go on a date with me all day alone!"]

[Sasuke coughed twice and said.]

[The eyes of the three girls brighten up.]

[The enthusiasm was mobilized all of a sudden!]

["Hmph! I'm in the same team as Sasuke-kun, and I practice hard every day. The best performance must be me!"]

[Sakura looks confident.]

["...I'll let my dad teach me a new family secret technique when I get home tonight!"]

[Ino's determination to win and lose also rose.]

["I...I will not lose to you guys!"]

[Hinata said eagerly.]

[I can date Sasuke alone for a whole day. Although such a reward is a bit embarrassing, Hinata also wants to win it very much!]

Inuzuka Kiba: "Ahhhhhh I'm going crazy! Why did you make me watch this! Why does Sasuke have so many girls fighting over him!"

Aburame Shino: "First you have to have Sasuke's face, then you have to have Sasuke's talent and strength, and then you have to be able to talk like Sasuke..."

Nara Shikamaru: "It's so troublesome, it's better to be single."

Yamanaka Ino: "Hmph, I must be the one who will win in the end!"

Sakura has no family secret techniques, and Hinata is too weak!

The final winner must be her!

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