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Don't pretend, Dao Chief, we know that you can do immortal arts

Master Su Han from the mystical gate traveled through parallel universes, starting off by inheriting a run-down Taoist temple and awakening the "Three Divination a Day" system. Consequently, a fortune-telling live stream exploded in popularity across the internet!

DaoistupXj2f · Fantasy
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55 Chs

The Drowning Ghost!

"Everyone just knows the rules!"

Su Han nodded, but didn't say much.

Anyway, those who buy gifts are rich people, and the money of rich people is not earned in vain!

At this moment, many fans are still looking forward to the last hexagram!

"Taoist Priest! Hurry up and hand out the lucky bags, I'm ready to grab them!"

"A bunch of fools, they even believe this kind of thing. It was obviously a script for someone to act in. It's a double act at first glance! They are specially designed to deceive fools like you!"

"Hahaha, you guys upstairs, don't be so smart. The first one is Brother Bin, who is an anti-counterfeiting anchor. Do you think he will act in this kind of script to damage his own brand? The second one was randomly grabbed by a lucky bag. As far as I know, such a lucky bag There's no way to designate someone to get something, tell me why this is a script?"

"Don't waste words with him, I believe in the Taoist priest anyway!"

...

In the live broadcast room, there are still many people who don't believe Su Han!

Questioning him is a liar!

Su Han was naturally too lazy to explain this!

 believe it or not!

Some people's thoughts are so deeply ingrained that it's very difficult to change them!

Just like the conflicts between many young people and their elders in the family, sometimes the facts are in front of them, but the elders still can't accept it. That's because their thoughts have been solidified for decades. How difficult is it to change?

"I'll give you another lucky bag!"

Su Han said with a smile: "If you want to have fortune telling, just click on it. If you don't want to have fortune telling, just ignore it!"

After finishing speaking, Su Han handed out a lucky bag worth one yuan!

Ten minutes later, the lottery was drawn!

The winner's nickname is "Happy Rod Swinging"!

Su Han said with a smile: "Congratulations to the audience member called "Happy Pole Swinging" for winning the lucky bag. Please send a private message to Pindao and I will send you the Fortune Treasure account number!"

At this moment, his private message list in the background is already densely packed with red dots!

Many people begged for fortune telling in private messages!

Su Han ignored it directly!

No way, energy is limited!

Moreover, if you do too much fortune-telling and reveal the secrets, it will have a certain impact on you!

This is why many fortune tellers basically have five shortcomings and three shortcomings!

After finding the private message of this viewer who was very happy to throw the pole, Su Han clicked on it and sent him his own Lucky Money account!

Not long after, there was a notification on the phone that a transfer of three thousand was received!

"That's it!"

Su Han connected the video connection with the other party!

Soon, a middle-aged man appeared in front of the camera. The room he was in was a rough room, a bit like a small warehouse, with a lot of fishing rods and fishing equipment placed in the back!

"This uncle looks like he is a serious fishing enthusiast!"

"I guess like my husband, I am addicted to fishing. My family is not rich to begin with, and it would cost thousands of dollars to buy a fishing rod!"

"I'm feeling itchy now. I really want to quit my job and find a reservoir to swing a few strokes!"

"My boyfriend also likes fishing. People who are addicted to fishing are really scary. They only see fishing. He is indifferent to me wearing black stockings!!!"

"You are so prejudiced. How can fishing become addictive? I fish every day and I don't think I will become addicted!"

...

The barrage in the live broadcast room is very active!

There are quite a few fishermen who like fishing!

However, they soon discovered that the expression on the middle-aged man's face gradually became more and more painful, and he even became out of breath and felt like he was drowning!

"Uh huh~"

He gasped for air, his expression was very painful!

I was gesticulating in front of the screen, struggling all the time!

The audience outside the screen was shocked!

"Damn it!! What's going on with this old man? Why do I feel like he's in pain?"

"You don't even have to feel it. It's obvious just by looking at his expression. Is this a sudden illness?"

"This, this, this...can't be haunted in broad daylight, right?"

"Damn it! Dial 120 quickly, I'm afraid this guy will hang up later!!"

"Wow! Your body is like this. Do you still have the heart to tell fortunes?!"

...

Many well-meaning people in the live broadcast room have already picked up their mobile phones and are ready to dial 120!

Seeing the pained expression on this uncle's face, everyone was a little anxious!

Noticing the barrage in the live broadcast room, Su Han said calmly: "Don't worry, everyone! No need to dial 120!"

"He's not sick! There's no point in going to the hospital!"

Many viewers in the live broadcast room complained!

"Aren't you sick? Could it be that it's haunted?"

"As a swimming coach, I find that his current state is a bit like drowning!"

"You stinking Taoist priest! Don't talk nonsense if you don't understand. His condition is very similar to respiratory failure. If he doesn't seek medical treatment in time, he may die. Don't kill a life!"

"That's right, if something happens to this uncle later, can you be responsible?"

...

Su Han was quite helpless when he saw these barrages!

But these people also have good intentions!

But what if the uncle opposite him was taken to the hospital?

It's of no use at all...

"Presumptuous!!"

Su Han's expression became majestic and he shouted: "How dare you do evil in front of this poor Taoist?"

The voice was loud and loud, like thunder!

The audience outside the screen was shocked!

A surprising scene happened

I saw that the uncle who was in extreme pain and had difficulty breathing suddenly took a deep breath and came back to his senses!

The feeling of suffocation disappears instantly!

The whole person was breathing heavily, but his expression had relaxed!

"Holy crap!! Who can tell me what's going on? If the Taoist roars, this person will be fine!"

"Good guy, I can't understand it anyway. Is there anyone who understands?"

"If I guessed correctly, this uncle should be haunted by a ghost, that's why he is like this. The Taoist priest just yelled and scared away the ghost that was hanging on him!"

"Oh my god! Don't scare me. Are there really ghosts in this world?"

"Impossible, impossible, maybe this is another invited actor."

"Upstairs, where can you hire an actor who can act so realistically? If he had acted just now, this person would probably win an Oscar!"

...

​While the discussion was intense in the live broadcast room!

The uncle on the other side of the screen took a few deep breaths and finally recovered!

"Taoist Master! Save me!"

He said anxiously: "I really felt like I was going to die just now. If it hadn't been for the Taoist priest's shout, I might have died!"

"It's not that serious, it doesn't want your life!"

Su Han asked with a smile: "Do you still dare to go fishing at night in the future?"

The uncle opposite was slightly startled, and after reacting, he said excitedly: "The Taoist master really knows what's going on!"

"I don't dare! I don't dare go fishing at night anymore even if I'm beaten to death!"

The audience outside the screen was a little confused listening to the conversation between the two people!

What does this have to do with night fishing?