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Don't pretend, Dao Chief, we know that you can do immortal arts

Master Su Han from the mystical gate traveled through parallel universes, starting off by inheriting a run-down Taoist temple and awakening the "Three Divination a Day" system. Consequently, a fortune-telling live stream exploded in popularity across the internet!

DaoistupXj2f · Fantasy
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Not her problem

"Just do as Pindao says!"

Su Han said: "The evil-proofing talisman painted with your own blood, although it is not blessed by mana, can still be somewhat effective!"

"You don't have much evil in your body, so this is enough!"

"Good, good, good!"

The middle-aged man said hurriedly: "I will pack my things and go home now, and do what the Taoist priest said!"

Su Han nodded, and then cut off Lian Mai!

The audience in the live broadcast room was very curious about this evil talisman!

[Kawaii]: "Taoist Master, I also took a screenshot of this evil-proofing talisman. Can it be effective if I just draw it according to the pattern on it?"

[Lemon is not sweet]: "Didn't you hear what the Taoist priest just said, you have to use your own blood to paint, and you have to burn a few hairs. It just so happened that my aunt came to visit recently... Hehe, there is no need to cut off my fingers!"

[Lightning Leopard]: "Holy crap! The man upstairs is really a genius, but using aunt's blood to draw the talisman? Is this thing really effective?"

[Bald Qiang]: "This is really embarrassing for me. What should I do if I'm bald..."

...

Notice the barrage in the live broadcast room.

Su Han said with a smile: "As long as the evil-proof talisman is made with one's own blood, even without the blessing of mana, it will still have a certain effect!"

"However, the effect is not very great. It can only resist some evil and yin energy. If you encounter a ghost who is determined to harm you, the evil-repelling talisman will not be very effective!"

[Kill without batting an eye]: "I will do good deeds and accumulate merit in my life, and no ghost will knock on my door, so I will definitely use this evil amulet!"

[Can Bai Ye do it?]: "Upstairs, your name combined with your statement makes it hard to believe..."

[Schrödinger's Dog]: "I must make this evil talisman and put it on me so that I won't be scared when I walk at night!"

[Ileum Hotpot]: "Hahaha, as expected, you can always find good things in the Taoist Master's live broadcast room. I want this evil talisman!!"

...

Many fans in the live broadcast room have silently taken screenshots and recorded the patterns of the evil amulet, ready to test it themselves!

Su Han prepared a new lucky bag at this time!

At this moment, the number of people online in the live broadcast room has exceeded 200,000!

As soon as this lucky bag was posted, more than 100,000 people clicked on it within a few minutes!

[Nine Turns Fat Chang]: "There are really too few three hexagrams every day. Even if I squat here for a lifetime, I may not be able to grab one hexagram."

[Boss of Novice Village]: "It would be great if the Taoist Priest clearly marked the price. Even if I sell iron, it would be counted as well. It's a pity that the Taoist Priest only cares about fate and not the value!"

[Good mood today]: "Fortunately, the Taoist priest used the method of drawing lucky bags. If the price was clearly marked, we poor people would not be able to rob you rich people!"

...

The barrage in the live broadcast room is very active!

Many wealthy fans feel regretful that since the last Lone Wolf on Wall Street, Su Han has stopped making exceptions!

Even if you spend hundreds or tens of millions of dollars on gifts, you still won't get a single hexagram!

This makes many rich fans feel frustrated that "I have nothing but money"!

Ten minutes later, the lucky bag that had been clicked by 180,000 people was opened!

The winner is called "Southern Cat"!

"Congratulations to this friend called "Southern Cat", please pay the hexagram fee and then the video will be connected to the microphone!"

Su Han looked at the name of the winner and said.

The other party responded quickly!

[Southern Maomao gives away X1 to the anchor carnival! ]

After giving the gift, the other party quickly initiated a video chat!

Su Han used his hands a little and connected directly!

In a medium-sized living room, the girl is not pretty, but she gives off a rather gentle feeling!

"Hello, Taoist Priest, my name is Miao Shuying!"

The girl opposite introduced herself.

Su Han nodded, and then an unharmonious voice came from the side!

"Watch the live broadcast and get a gift worth three thousand yuan!"

"Miao Shuying! My son is working hard to make money outside. Is this how you squander it?"

Only then did everyone see that sitting next to Miao Shuying was an old woman who looked to be in her sixties!

It looks like she should be Miao Shuying's mother-in-law!

"Mom! This Taoist priest is very powerful. His fortune telling is very accurate!"

Miao Shuying explained, but was interrupted by her mother-in-law: "How much can you believe people on the Internet? You can also believe this kind of liar!"

"And what ability can such a young Taoist priest have?"

"I wonder if you thought he was handsome, so that's why you gave him this money!"

Her voice was so loud, it was almost a roar!

The audience in the live broadcast room was very angry!

"What's going on? Why is this mother-in-law so cruel!"

"That's right! We couldn't even grab Taoist Priest's fortune-telling bag, but she actually dared to call Taoist Priest a liar!"

"And the man next to her seems to be her husband. She just sits next to her and doesn't know how to help. This man is not good~"

"Taoist Master, don't give it to him, just give him another lucky bag!"

...

The mother-in-law opposite wanted to say something, but she heard Su Han say something lightly!

"You and your husband have been married for four years and have always wanted a child, but have never been pregnant, right?"

Miao Shuying's eyes suddenly widened and she nodded frequently!

"Taoist priest, you really have a clever plan, it's true!"

Miao Shuying said: "This time we are looking for the Taoist priest to ask about this matter!"

Hearing Su Han's words, the mother-in-law next to her murmured: "This Taoist priest is quite capable, so you should tell me what's going on!"

Su Han ignored the mother-in-law's words, looked at Miao Shuying and said, "Tell me the situation!"

Miao Shuying glanced at her mother-in-law who looked unhappy, nodded and said, "My husband and I have been married for four years, and we have never taken any measures like that!"

"But I have never been pregnant... We also went to the hospital for a check-up, and there were no problems on both sides, so I have been very troubled!"

The barrage discussion in the live broadcast room was very active.

"This is the case for my cousin and my sister-in-law. The hospital checked that both of them are healthy and have no problems. They just can't get pregnant!"

"Hahaha, there is a joke on the Internet, and the male and female friends will hit it off immediately. It may not be useful for the couple to prepare for pregnancy for several months!"

"So what is the reason for this? Is it really because the two parties are not destined to each other, or are they incompatible?"

"There seems to be a saying that mismatched horoscopes can also lead to inability to get pregnant!"

...

Before Su Han could speak, the unruly mother-in-law next to him said: "A hen that can't lay eggs, my son is dragged down by you!"

"If you really love my son, divorce him and don't delay the continuation of our family's prosperity!"

After hearing her mother-in-law's words, Miao Shuying's eyes filled with mist. She was full of grievances, but she couldn't express them!

Even her husband is on the side of her mother-in-law!

"Do you think there is a possibility that it's not her problem that he can't get pregnant?"

Su Han smiled and said: "It's your son's problem!"