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Don't pretend, Dao Chief, we know that you can do immortal arts

Master Su Han from the mystical gate traveled through parallel universes, starting off by inheriting a run-down Taoist temple and awakening the "Three Divination a Day" system. Consequently, a fortune-telling live stream exploded in popularity across the internet!

DaoistupXj2f · Fantasy
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55 Chs

Let's get a divorce

Upon hearing the mental compensation of 500,000 yuan, Zhang Guixiang's eyes instantly lit up...

They are just ordinary families, and their income may not be 500,000 yuan in two or three years!

"Son! Take out your phone and show it to him!"

Zhang Guixiang said: "I see that there are so many people in this Taoist priest's live broadcast room. He must be rich. In front of so many people, I don't believe he has the nerve to refuse!"

Zhang Guixiang gave full trust to her son!

What she didn't know was what ridiculous things her son had done!

Liu Ziming's face turned a little blue and he hurriedly stopped him: "Mom! Don't mess around."

"How could he give us half a million? It's all just nonsense!"

The audience in the live broadcast room joked one after another.

[The fragrance of plum blossoms and the bitter cold come]: "This kid is panicking! He is really panicking! It proves that he must have this chat software on his phone, and he probably talked about something quite sensitive!"

[Confused]: "Pretty sensitive stuff? Is it the conflict in Syria?"

[Iron pestle turns into a needle]: "We are already married, and we have such a good wife, but he still wants to go out and have sex. This kind of man should be beaten to death with a stick!"

[Flowers of the Motherland]: "Miss, your husband has problems at first glance. Don't be fooled by his sweet words. If he doesn't have any problems, why don't you take out his cell phone and show it to you?"

...

"Take it out! This is half a million..."

Zhang Guixiang suddenly became anxious: "Your father and I only get 5,000 a month's pension, why don't you take the 500,000 for free!"

At this moment, she has been dazzled by half a million

When she calmed down, she saw the unusual expression on her son's face

She finally realized that her son might have really gone out to steal sex!

Zhang Guixiang's face looked a little ugly. After being silent, she said, "It's only half a million, so we're not that rare!"

No matter how innocent Miao Shuying was, she still saw a problem at this time!

She also said firmly: "Show me your phone! If there really isn't Momo in it, then I'll let you do whatever you want with it!"

"Even if I get divorced, I will leave the house clean and I won't take a dime from you!"

Seeing that he could not hide it, Liu Ziming could only cry bitterly and say: "I'm sorry, my wife, I was really just confused for a moment!"

"I swear that I will never do this kind of thing again in the future, and I will never let you down again, otherwise I will be struck by lightning from heaven!"

Liu Ziming swore firmly.

The audience in the live broadcast room sneered.

[Newtonian Gravity]: "Haha, if this guy's words can be believed, sows can not only climb trees, but also fly directly into outer space!"

[Crispy Apple]: "Damn it! Don't believe even a dime of this scumbag's oath!"

[Sword God Li Liushui]: "There are only zero and countless cheatings, so little sister, you must not be soft-hearted, otherwise you will definitely suffer big losses in the future!"

[A Little Red Flower]: "Damn it, both scumbag men and scumbag women deserve to die. Those who deceive their feelings will definitely receive retribution!!!"

...

Miao Shuying's eyes were moist, tears streaming down her cheeks

The husband she had always trusted 100% had been cheating on her and even cheated on her!

This blow to her was like a bolt from the blue!

"Let's get divorced!"

Miao Shuying said coldly: "I don't care too much about what happened before you got together with me!"

"But after we got together, you still cheated on us. It's absolutely impossible for us!"

...

Although Miao Shuying is simple and kind-hearted, she is also quite soft-hearted!

But when faced with a principled issue like cheating, she would never choose to tolerate it!

"Honey, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry!"

Liu Ziming knelt down directly and said with tears and tears: "I am really just obsessed for a moment. The only one I love from the beginning to the end is you!"

"I was confused for a moment and made the same mistake that all men in the world make!"

Miao Shuying gritted her teeth and cried silently

The audience in the live broadcast room was stunned. Why did this sentence sound so familiar?

"Good guy, classic quotes are back in Daozhang's live broadcast room. I remember that guy said the same thing last time!"

"You are becoming more and more afraid of marriage. Aren't you boys unable to withstand the temptation?"

"Damn it. You scumbag is really nothing. You just made a mistake, and you dragged us honest people into the water together!"

"That's right! I'm just convinced. You are going to kill all our male compatriots. My wife is also watching the live broadcast. I guess she will cause trouble for me again when I go back!!"

"There must be too many scumbags in Taoist Master's live broadcast room!"

"What's wrong with this society? Why are there so many scumbag men and scumbag women? Is it true that we can't find true love anymore?"

...

The barrage in the live broadcast room exploded instantly, refreshing like crazy!

"What man doesn't steal meat? My son is working hard outside to make money to support the family. What's wrong with relaxing once in a while?"

Zhang Guixiang grinned at this time and said: "Men are under a lot of pressure. It's normal for them to make mistakes occasionally. You don't want to be on the line, and Zi Ming has kneeled down for you. What else do you want?"

Before Miao Shuying could refute, Su Han spoke.

"Yeah, you're right!"

Su Han smiled at this time and said: "So Zhang Guixiang, your husband goes out to prostitutes, you can understand it, right?"

Hearing this, Zhang Guixiang was stunned, and the expression on his face was dull.

"Don't talk nonsense"

Su Han narrowed his eyes and smiled: "Whether Pindao is talking nonsense, you will find out when your husband comes back by checking his cell phone!"

"And you'd better go to the hospital to check your health. If you go too late, you may not be able to be cured!"

Zhang Guixiang's psychological defense was instantly broken. She was so frightened that her legs went weak and she sat on the ground.

"Old guy! How dare you go out and steal people? I'm not done with you!!"

Liu Ziming's mind went blank at the moment. Everyone was stupid! !

After living for more than twenty years, he felt such despair for the first time!

The audience in the live broadcast room looked at the ridiculous farce in front of them and they were dumbfounded!

"It's so outrageous. Those who didn't know better thought it was a script. The plot is full of ups and downs. It's simply wonderful! It's wonderful!"

"The Taoist priest's knife cut directly on the aorta. This mother-in-law was dumbfounded. She spoke plausibly one second, but then she was slapped in the face the next."

"Sure enough, everyone in this family is not a good person. Two kinds of melons can't grow on one head!"

"It's just pitiful for this innocent little sister who has been bullied by this scumbag family for so many years!"

...

When Miao Shuying saw Liu Ziming kneeling on the ground and her mother-in-law Zhang Guixiang, who was slumped on the ground on the other side, she shook her head in disappointment.

At this time, she looked at Su Han on the phone!

Now the only person she can trust is the Taoist Priest!

"Taoist Priest, will he never have any descendants in this life?"

Miao Shuying asked.