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Don't pretend, Dao Chief, we know that you can do immortal arts

Master Su Han from the mystical gate traveled through parallel universes, starting off by inheriting a run-down Taoist temple and awakening the "Three Divination a Day" system. Consequently, a fortune-telling live stream exploded in popularity across the internet!

DaoistupXj2f · Fantasy
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55 Chs

It can't be calculated; it would reveal the secrets of heaven.

Seeing the barrage of comments in the live stream, Su Han's expression turned peculiar!

Are girls nowadays really this straightforward?

But to be fair, after time-traveling, his looks have indeed become extremely striking!

It's only natural that he'd charm a bunch of young ladies!

"Let's not joke about this anymore!"

Su Han said jokingly: "Ladies, there are countless handsome guys in the world, no need to fixate on an old Taoist priest like me."

"It seems like you're all quite interested in my Taoist temple, so let me give you a tour!"

Standing up from the wooden chair, Su Han held his phone and began to stroll around the modest Taoist temple.

The entire temple was somewhat like a courtyard house, with three rooms on each of the three sides besides the direction of the main gate!

In the central courtyard stood a stone gourd over a person's height, covered in moss!

This is where he usually burns incense!

"This Taoist temple must be several hundred years old at least, I can feel its rich history!"

Hahaha, it does look a bit run-down... And it seems to be surrounded by mountains and forests, doesn't it get haunted at night?

"Please, this is a Taoist temple. If we're talking about ghosts, who would be more scared, the ghost or our Taoist priest?"

"A certain ghost says: 'Don't come over here!'"

...

Seeing the audience in the live stream teasing, Su Han explained with a smile: "Baiyun Temple is indeed quite remote, the nearest village is also twenty miles away from here!"

"I grew up here, raised by my master until I became an adult. However, a few years ago, my master ascended to heaven, leaving me as the only one to guard the temple!"

"Since I live here alone and am not picky about my surroundings, I haven't done much maintenance, which is why it looks so worn out!"

Su Han walked and explained, his words reaching the ears of the viewers beyond the screen, striking a chord of empathy.

Just a few simple sentences easily led people to imagine the Taoist priest's tragic life story!

Firstly, he must be an orphan, otherwise, he wouldn't have been raised by an old Taoist priest!

Now that even his only relative, the old Taoist priest, has passed away, the priest is left alone tending to a dilapidated small temple... This is his home!

After hearing this, everyone felt a pang of sorrow!

"Oh my~ So the priest's background is so pitiful!"

"Priest, let me give you children, to give you a family!"

"Damn! The person upstairs, you really never give up!"

"The priest's master must have been a very respected and virtuous immortal, otherwise how could he have raised such an outstanding talent like the priest?"

Su Han was momentarily stunned upon seeing the barrage of comments in the live stream!

Quickly, he realized that these people had misunderstood!

Regarding his master's passing, Su Han was quite open-minded!

After all, as a practitioner, one's heart isn't so fragile!

After taking a couple of steps, he arrived in front of the main hall!

Su Han explained, "This main hall is the Sanqing Hall, which enshrines our Three Pure Ones, the patriarchs. Let me take you inside for a look!"

Entering the Sanqing Hall, everyone saw three clay statues placed on the table at the very front!

The weathered traces on the clay statues showed they were at least several hundred years old!

Despite the simplicity of the room, it was worth mentioning that it was extremely clean!

There was almost no dust on the ground, and the incense burner on the table didn't even have a speck of ash scattered around!

It was tidy and neat, looking very comfortable!

Seeing this scene, many people's respect for Su Han grew even more!

"Let me introduce these three clay statues to everyone!"

Su Han said with a smile: "From left to right, they are the Jade Pure, the High Pure, and the Great Pure, the three supreme deities!"

"I'll also introduce their full names for a better understanding!"

"They are, respectively, the Jade Pure Supreme Unbounded Primordial Celestial Venerable of the Jade Clarity Realm, the High Pure Supreme Guardian Morning Deity of the Upper Clarity Realm, and the Great Pure Boundless Sovereign of the Grand Clarity Realm, the Elder Lord of Tai Shang Lao Jun, the Virtuous Celestial Patriarch."

He introduced the full names of the Three Pure Ones!

Many viewers in the live stream were dumbfounded!

These names were way too long!

I suspect you're blatantly padding the content!

"Wow, these names are really long, I might not even be able to recite them if I tried."

"Indeed, following the priest allows us to learn new knowledge!"

"Hurry up and take notes, gain some obscure knowledge+1!"

...

Next, Su Han continued to chat and banter with the audience in the live stream!

At the same time, he also shared a lot of knowledge about Taoism!

For example, he mentioned that Erlang Shen's honorific is 'Pure Source Wondrous Path Perfected Lord', and Tianpeng Yuanshuai holds a high status in Taoism and is also the leader of the Four Saints of the Northern Pole, an incredibly awesome existence!

In "Journey to the West," there's a bit of a smear campaign!

However, many people in the live stream chat weren't in the mood for idle chatter because they were eager to have their fortunes told!

"Priest, could you tell another fortune? I really have something urgent!"

"Yeah, priest, stop bragging and get to the real task of fortune-telling!"

"I'm begging for another fortune-telling session!"

...

Seeing these pleas for fortune-telling in the comments, Su Han felt quite helpless.

"It's clearly written below that I only tell three fortunes a day!"

"Today's three fortunes have already been told!"

Su Han said with a laugh: "It's not that I'm unwilling to accommodate, it's just that fortune-telling reveals heavenly secrets!"

"Tell too many, and my frail body won't be able to handle it!"

Many fans in the live stream expressed their understanding!

"There's a fortune-teller in the village next to ours who was struck by lightning on a rainy day... so this stuff is really mysterious!"

"Exactly, we can't let anything happen to our beloved priest. Three fortunes a day is enough!"

"I've also heard that those in the fortune-telling profession suffer from 'five detriments and three deficiencies.' Revealing too much can bring misfortune not only to oneself but could even affect one's family!"

...

Although many fans in the live stream didn't understand fortune-telling,

they had read various supernatural stories and Feng Shui records, so they had heard a little bit about it!

Hearing Su Han say this, the fans waiting for fortune-telling could only reluctantly give up!

They would have to wait for tomorrow to grab a fortune-telling opportunity!

But now, with five or six thousand people in the live stream, there would probably be at least two or three thousand people when it starts tomorrow... Thousands competing for three fortune-telling opportunities, the odds are barely better than the lottery!

Su Han looked up and realized it was dusk!

The setting sun, shining brilliantly, had quietly approached the horizon, the sky ablaze with phoenixes of flame, recklessly covering half the heavens, appearing exceptionally enchanting and moving.

"Today's sunset is quite lovely!"

Su Han gently turned the camera, and the beautiful mountain sunset instantly appeared on the live stream screen.

The audience in the live stream was stunned upon seeing this scene.

"This is so beautiful!!"

"At this moment, I really don't feel like attending this class at all!"

"The priest's environment in the mountains is too beautiful; I could watch this sunset forever without getting tired!"

"Ahhh!! Don't tempt me with such beauty! My heart to resign is being stirred up again!"