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Don't pretend, Dao Chief, we know that you can do immortal arts

Master Su Han from the mystical gate traveled through parallel universes, starting off by inheriting a run-down Taoist temple and awakening the "Three Divination a Day" system. Consequently, a fortune-telling live stream exploded in popularity across the internet!

DaoistupXj2f · Fantasy
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I didn't do well on the college entrance exam.

陈斌,一个有点名的破诈主播,刚刚开始直播不久,但已经有两千多名观众了!

不过,由于妹妹的情况,他匆匆结束了直播,这两千多名观众几乎都涌向了苏寒的直播!

网上有这么多人,尤其是刚刚亲眼目睹苏寒神奇异能的人,他们当然不会放过算命的机会!

"师父,我要读书!我想要一个!

"我也是!别说三千,哪怕三万我都愿意付!

"别着急,伙计们!你刚才不是骂师父是骗子吗?现在你和我们竞争一个位置!

"嘿,楼上,如果我没记错的话,刚才喊得最大声的是你!"

"胡说八道!我100%信任师父!

"你们能动脑子吗?怎么会这么神奇?一定是陈斌和这位道士演的剧本,目的就是弘扬道士.在互联网世界里,不要太天真!

...

在直播中,还有不少怀疑论者!

毕竟现代社会很多人崇尚科学,算命,占卜之类的东西早就被贴上了封建迷信的标签!

根本不可能在一夜之间改变主意!

他们不知道的是,科学的尽头是形而上学!

[一碗八宝粥送宿主超级火箭X2!

[一碗八宝粥]:"师傅,你看我,我真的很喜欢道教,我以前甚至在道观做过义工.我相信你的能力,请给我读一读!

[水逆转分散向宿主发送一个位面X2!

[水逆转驱散]:"给我读一读!我最近特别倒霉;我需要改变我的运气!

...

看到人送礼,苏寒连忙拦住他们:"各位,不要送礼物!

"我只接受通过智付宝的算命费;我不会通过奖励来计算那些有天赋的人!

苏寒目前是抖音平台上的百搭主播,平台拿走了一半的礼物!

这太剥削了;他不能做这样的事情!

"还有你们这么多人,我都管不了!"

苏寒看到直播中大概有几百人想要算命!

如果他们一个接一个地来,那岂不是把他累死了?

"咱们就这样吧——我送一个福袋,想要算命的人可以点一下.谁抓住了它,谁就算命了!

这种方法得到了许多观众的认可!

[小黄人]:"同意!这样公平公正,大家都靠运气抢到!

[赵思]:"哈哈哈,说到运气,我从来不输给任何人.我曾经在大彩票中中了一百万!

[水逆转驱散]:"运气不好,估计没有机会me_了!

[西门大官]:"我最近爱上了一位小姐,想知道我们的恋情命运.

[皮卡丘]:"喂,楼上,你说的那位小姐是潘锦莲吗?小心,她丈夫的哥哥不会拿着刀来追你!

...

直播中有两千多人在线,评论非常活跃!

苏寒研究了如何送出福袋,终于想通了!

Soon after, he quickly sent out a one-yuan lucky bag!

The draw would take place in ten minutes!

Seeing the lucky bag appear, netizens clicked on it in droves!

After that, it was all down to luck!

The audience prayed in their hearts, hoping they'd be the lucky one!

"Two thousand people, and eighteen hundred clicked on the lucky bag? Do you guys have to make it so hard?"

"Good heavens! The odds of winning are way too low!"

"This is tough! It might be even harder than winning the lottery!"

"Just click, you might get picked!"

...

Most of the viewers in the live stream were still skeptical, but they had hope in their hearts!

If the fortune-telling was accurate, what would three thousand yuan matter?

It's just a spit in the ocean!

Soon, the lucky bag was drawn!

The winner was "Water Reversal Disperses"!

"Congratulations to the viewer with the nickname Water Reversal Disperses!"

Su Han laughed, "Please send a private message to this poor Taoist, and I'll send you my Zhifubao number. After the transfer is made, we'll start a video call!"

The other party acted quickly, and soon Zhifubao received a transfer of three thousand yuan!

Then, an invitation for a video call came through!

Su Han directly accepted it!

The live stream split into two halves, with the other half showing a not-so-small bedroom. In the frame was a young boy with a look of joy on his face!

"Master, my name is Zhao Kai!"

Zhao Kai said excitedly, "I can't believe I actually managed to grab the lucky bag!"

"Poor Taoist sees a hint of gloomy qi in your forehead, which suggests you've been unlucky lately, right?"

Upon seeing him for the first time, Su Han spotted the clue!

His most adept Xuanmen phase technique has almost never failed!

Zhao Kai was clearly stunned, then excitedly said, "That's right! It's not just that I've been unlucky recently; I've been extremely unlucky!!"

"Master, you saw through everything without me saying anything—that's incredible!"

Zhao Kai had only tried it out of curiosity, but Su Han's insight amazed him!

It instantly made him more convinced!

Many viewers in the live stream teased him!

"Are you here to upset people, snatching the lucky bag from nearly two thousand people?"

"Yeah! You probably want a beating!"

"Exactly, that doesn't seem like bad luck at all!"

...

Seeing the barrage of comments in the live stream, Zhao Kai felt embarrassed.

"These past two months, my luck has really been terrible, and somehow today I managed to grab the lucky bag!"

Zhao Kai explained, "Listen to me, and you'll understand how miserable I've been!"

"I took the college entrance exam this June, and my grades were among the top three in my school. Our school is a key city school, and basically everyone in the top ten could get into Tsinghua or Peking University!"

"My parents, teachers, and classmates all thought I would definitely get into one of those two schools, or at the very least, a 985 university!"

"But who knew, during the exams, I suffered from excruciating headaches every time, it was unbearable!"

"When the results came out, I scored only ten points above the first-tier university cutoff. You don't know how devastated I was; I almost lost hope!"

...

The academic underachievers in the live stream were silent after hearing this!

"Wow, a score that's a dream for me is something you disdain, and you even wanted to give up!"

"The world of scholars is beyond me!"

"Everyone, please look at his usual scores. Usually able to get into Tsinghua or Peking University, but ended up with a regular first-tier university score—that must be a huge gap, and it's heartbreaking!"

"Suffering headaches during the exam? It must be because of too much stress. The college entrance exam tests not only knowledge but also mentality. Some people with poor mentality perform much worse than usual!"

"Exactly! There are quite a few people who usually excel but fail the college entrance exam due to various reasons and fall apart at the crucial moment!"