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Don't pretend, Dao Chief, we know that you can do immortal arts

Master Su Han from the mystical gate traveled through parallel universes, starting off by inheriting a run-down Taoist temple and awakening the "Three Divination a Day" system. Consequently, a fortune-telling live stream exploded in popularity across the internet!

DaoistupXj2f · Fantasy
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fishing obsession

The barrage including the live broadcast exploded instantly!

"I understand! This uncle must have been haunted by a ghost when he went fishing at night. As we all know, ghosts like to come out at night!"

"I'm tnd! Don't scare me. I often go fishing in the reservoir with my friends at night. There are several ancient tombs nearby."

"No way, I've been fishing at night for several years, and besides meeting La Tiao often, I've never met Ah Piao!"

"Brother, I'll be scared when I meet you!"

"Good guy, he's both La Tiao and Ah Piao. In this way, fishing is really a high-risk sport!"

...

After hearing the conversation between the two, many viewers of the live broadcast have already made assumptions!

Su Han said with a smile: "He was haunted by the drowning ghost, so he acted as if he was drowning in pain just now."

"Am I really haunted by a ghost?"

The uncle hurriedly asked for help: "Taoist Master, you must save me. I am willing to pay any amount of money. I just want to survive!"

"Since Pindao has accepted your hexagram gold, he will naturally not sit idly by and ignore it!"

Su Han smiled and said: "Tell me about what happened to you. The viewers in my live broadcast room are very curious. Please satisfy them."

The audience outside the screen immediately turned up the volume and grew their ears.

They are extremely curious about such an exciting thing!

You can't see it in other live broadcast rooms!

"My name is Sun Shaobin!"

The uncle said: "I live in a rural area and own a breeding farm. I like fishing when I'm bored!"

"I have become obsessed with night fishing in the past two years. Just a month ago, I went to Cangxi Reservoir for night fishing. I was the only one at the time."

"I had just been fishing for more than ten minutes when my fishing rod started to move. I was quite happy at the time. I thought I would find a fish so soon, so I pulled hard."

"The more I pulled it, the more I felt something was wrong. Why is this fish so heavy? And it didn't struggle. When I pulled it in, it turned out to be a corpse!"

"I called the police early the next morning, and the forensic doctor and the police came. After investigation, it was found that this person was a person who had been missing for several days in a nearby village. He should have drowned himself, and there was no sign of being killed."

 "etc!"

Su Han frowned slightly: "Why didn't you call the police at that time and had to wait until the next morning?"

Sun Shaobin scratched his head in embarrassment and said, "I was fishing at the time, and I'm usually a bold person, and I don't believe in these ghosts and monsters."

"I thought since everyone is dead anyway, it doesn't matter if I call the police later. And if I call the police at that time, I may not be able to fish after the police arrive!"

Su Han was immediately silenced.

The reason why I didn't call the police was actually because I was afraid that I wouldn't be able to fish when the police arrived!

Fans in the live broadcast room complained one after another!

"Good guy! This guy is too brave, and how addicted is he to fishing?"

"Isn't it unreasonable to fish with a dead body?!"

"Sure enough, a fisherman can catch anything, except fish."

"This guy must be an atheist. I would be scared to death!"

"Ahem...this thing seems to have been in the news. I even saw it on Douyin at the time. It was quite popular at the time!"

"Yes, yes, this guy seems to be a talent from Qi County, he's so awesome!"

"I remember it! I've seen it before... I was still thinking, whose general this is, is so brave!"

...

The barrage in the live broadcast room exploded instantly, mainly because this uncle's operation was too fierce!

Watching a corpse and fishing all night!

This courage is simply unbelievable!

Sun Shaobin also smiled, a little embarrassed!

At that time, I only thought about fishing, how could I think so much!

He then said: "But that night I really gained a lot. I caught a herring weighing twenty kilograms, a grass carp weighing more than ten kilograms, and"

"Stop, stop, stop!"

Su Han was quite speechless: "Pindao thinks you should focus on the key points!"

There was a moment of laughter and laughter in the live broadcast room!

"Tmd! I'm convinced, this guy only thinks about fishing, right?"

"You caught a fish weighing more than 20 kilograms and showed it off? When I was most glorious, I caught a fish weighing more than 60 kilograms!"

"It seems that the story about the online fisherman who came through the door three times without entering is indeed not made up!"

"My neighbor's uncle caught a big fish in the morning and wandered around outside for countless times. He didn't carry the fish home until the evening. The fish almost stunk!"

...

"Okay, okay, let me talk about the key points!"

Sun Shaobin continued: "The police came the next day, and then I went to make a confession. If nothing happens, I will go home!"

"Then something strange happened. Just like before, I felt like I was drowning and couldn't breathe. It was very uncomfortable!"

"This situation sometimes occurs several times a day!"

"And when I go to bed at night, the ghost will press on the bed, and I can't move!"

"In the past month, I have gone to the hospital for several check-ups. I have had a full body check-up and even an MRI. Except for the high blood lipids, everything else is normal!"

"And the directors of the tertiary hospitals all said that I was frightened and had mental problems, so they asked me to go out and go to the psychiatric department."

"But the problem is that I wasn't really scared at the time. How could I be frightened into having mental problems if I wasn't scared?"

"If I was scared, could I still sit there and fish all night?"

Everyone couldn't help but nod... This guy really doesn't look scared!

"Later, the hospital had no choice, so I had no choice but to ask some folk masters, go to temples and Taoist temples to worship, but the result was of no use."

After Sun Shaobin finished telling the whole story, he said without tears: "Taoist Master, why do you think this ghost is clinging to me? I didn't hurt him!"

"And I was the one who called the police. After he was found, he was able to be buried in peace. After all, I helped him!"

...

Sun Shaobin felt that he had been wronged!

He didn't do anything wrong, so why did this ghost bother him?

 "You're right!"

Su Han nodded and said: "However, Yinhun may not always be reasonable with you!"

"And most people won't be haunted by ghosts, especially a bold person like you, who has a lot of yang energy in his body. It will be even harder for ghosts to haunt you!"

Sun Shaobin asked with a look of despair: "Taoist priest, why am I still entangled?"

"Because the Yin Qi is heavy at night, the Yin Qi near the reservoir is even heavier. You stayed there with this corpse all night, that's why you got entangled!"

"Then I'm so unlucky!"

Sun Shaobin was about to cry but had no tears, so he hurriedly said: "Taoist Master, then you must help me drive him away. If he continues to torture me like this, I will really die!"

"I have an 80-year-old mother and an 18-year-old son. I am the breadwinner of the family. I really can't let anything happen to me!"