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Don't pretend, Dao Chief, we know that you can do immortal arts

Master Su Han from the mystical gate traveled through parallel universes, starting off by inheriting a run-down Taoist temple and awakening the "Three Divination a Day" system. Consequently, a fortune-telling live stream exploded in popularity across the internet!

DaoistupXj2f · Fantasy
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55 Chs

Did you really fish something out?

Looking at Hu Xiaokang with a miserable face, the audience in the live broadcast room also couldn't laugh or cry!

[Noodles without soup]: "Brother, don't panic, if your captain is so unreasonable, then this security guard is not the right one!!"

[Meituan Xiaobei]: "That makes sense! Besides, you are too young to be a security guard. This is too comfortable. Come with me to go out for takeout!!"

[Delivery boy]: "No, no, no, delivering express is your way back!"

[Bajiao's Snowflake]: "Hahaha, it's so tiring to deliver food and courier. Being a security guard can pay you just by swiping your phone for a few hours a day. It's a dream job!"

...

Audiences in the live broadcast room were ridiculing!

At this time, a very beautiful policewoman with a ponytail came over!

She frowned and took the phone from Hu Xiaokang's hand!

"Hello, Chief Taoist, I am Zhong Xiaoxue from the Yangcheng Police Department!"

Zhong Xiaoxue said: "After numerous reports from netizens, our Yangcheng Police Department paid special attention to it and came here to salvage it this morning!"

"Three hours have passed and nothing has been found!"

Su Han sat fishing leisurely and said with a smile: "Since you can't catch it in three hours, let's fish it for a while longer!"

Hearing this, Zhong Xiaoxue frowned and said in a deep voice: "Taoist Master Hanshan! You have become popular on the Internet recently, but you also need to pay attention to your words and deeds!"

"You rashly concluded that there are corpses in the lake. Not to mention wasting a lot of our police force, it can easily cause panic among the property owners in the community!"

"I hope you won't do this again next time!"

Zhong Xiaoxue is quite rude!

Originally, she was quite disdainful of things like fortune telling!

What's more, relying on fortune telling, you know there is a corpse in the lake?

Isn't this a joke?

If this matter hadn't had such a huge impact on the Internet, they wouldn't have called the police at all!

Fans in the live broadcast room complained for Su Han one after another!

"This young lady is really pretty, but what she said is a bit unpleasant. The Taoist Priest also has good intentions, so how can you say that!"

"That's right! The Taoist priest found Brother Bin's missing sister last time, and he also solved a case!"

"I believe in the Taoist priest! The Taoist priest is really capable!"

"You are really a bunch of idiots. This Taoist priest just got lucky and got it right occasionally, so you are convinced. Now that the evidence is in front of you... there is no corpse at all! You still talk so hard!!"

"It's normal for the car to roll over once in a while, Taoist Priest is not a god!"

...

There was an instant quarrel in the live broadcast room!

Although Su Han's loyal fans wanted to protect Su Han, but now the facts are in front of them, it is true that the body was not recovered!

"If you say there is, then there must be!"

Su Han said nonchalantly: "Miss Zhong, remember to apologize to me later!"

"I apologize to you?!"

Zhong Xiaoxue laughed angrily. Just when she was about to say something, she heard a voice from behind, followed by a commotion at the scene!

"I caught something!"

"Something is coming out!!"

"It's a suitcase!"

...

There was a commotion among the surrounding crowd!

Zhong Xiaoxue hurriedly walked towards the lake. Two male policemen salvaged a 28-inch suitcase and placed it on the ground, exuding a stench!

The audience in the live broadcast room was shocked for a moment!

"Holy crap! There's something really picked up. In this suitcase... I'm scared just thinking about it!"

"I think it's almost the same. I know that the Taoist master has every plan and he will never fail!"

"Hahahaha, what did I say? Our Taoist priest will never overturn the car!"

"It's just a suitcase. You're so anxious. It's hard to say whether there's anything in it!"

...

"Everyone, please stay away!"

At this time, the police immediately set up a cordon to separate the crowd!

After Zhong Xiaoxue returned the phone to Hu Xiaokang, she hurriedly walked towards the suitcase!

As soon as I got close, I smelled a stench!

The audience in the live broadcast room suddenly became anxious!

Because Hu Xiaokang was also blocked outside the cordon, fans could not see what was going on inside at all!

"Oops! Brother security, please take us to see it quickly. I want to see the live broadcast!"

"It's impossible to show it to us. The picture is too exciting and should not be spread on the Internet!"

"It's better not to watch it, it's probably going to be very disgusting, and I won't be able to eat after watching it!"

"It's a trivial matter not being able to eat. I'm just afraid that when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet... I always feel like there's a pair of eyes staring at me, and that's the end of it!"

...

The barrage in the live broadcast room is refreshing like crazy!

After seeing the suitcase, many fans felt that they should be inseparable!

The contents inside are probably corpses!

After a while, Zhong Xiaoxue, who was still in shock, came over!

Zhong Xiaoxue appeared in the live broadcast again, looking a little pale!

She still remembered what Su Han said just now. She lowered her arrogant head and said: "Taoist Master, I'm sorry, I was rude just now!"

"In that suitcase, there is indeed a corpse, an adult male, but it has been dismembered!"

Recalling that scene, Zhong Xiaoxue almost couldn't help but retching!

After holding back, she said: "After being soaked for a long time, it has changed beyond recognition!"

"Currently the forensic examination is underway!"

The live broadcast room exploded instantly!

"I just said that the speaker is definitely not wrong. Miss policewoman, I still like your unruly look just now!"

"Fortunately, that scene wasn't broadcast live just now, otherwise I would definitely have vomited!"

"Oh my god...I am the owner of this community. This is so unlucky!"

"Calm down upstairs, don't panic, prepare a few mahogany swords at home, and sprinkle some black dog blood at the door. I'm sure everything will be safe!"

...

At this time, a policeman ran over anxiously, followed by a security guard!

The male policeman said: "Oh no! There are problems with several surveillance systems in this community, and there are no clues at all!"

Zhong Xiaoxue looked at the security captain with an evil look!

"The surveillance just happened to be broken? Is it such a coincidence?"

The security captain had a grimace on his face. The other party obviously regarded him as a suspect!

After all, the monitoring of the community is managed by them!

Now something is wrong... Aren't they the suspects?

"This monitoring system broke a month ago"

The security captain said helplessly: "I didn't expect that such a thing would happen!"

Zhong Xiaoxue looked at the live broadcast room at this time and said respectfully: "Taoist Master, now the surveillance is missing, and there are no clues... It is a bit difficult to solve the case..."

"Can the Taoist Master lend a helping hand?"

The barrage in the live broadcast room is refreshed again!

"I still like the way you acted unruly just now. Why are you asking the Taoist Master for help now?"

"I'm talking about the one upstairs. The Taoist Priest himself didn't say anything. You're so worried about everything!"

"What you said makes sense. Just now, the young lady didn't know much about Taoist Master's abilities, so I didn't mean to offend you.